If you know anything about the Dark Web, you know you can get almost anything from the Silk Road. If you know anything about the Dark Wiz Web, you know you can get absolutely anything from the Linen Lane. Mostly vampiric prostitutes, though.


Welcome to the Linen Lane.

Proceed with caution and at your own discretion.

— Enter site —


"Click!" Justin said aloud to himself with a chuckle as he dared to visit the most illicit location on the entire World Wide Wiz Web. With much a pretty penny earned since assuming ownership of WizTech, and living alone now that Juliet had moved back to Transylvania after accepting a work offer of her own, Justin terribly missed the intimacy he had with his vampiric girlfriend, he turned to the one place he knew could offer the services he desired. He didn't even have to go looking very far.

Exotic escorts, read the section title, on the front page, no less, with only listings for a slew of magical drugs and assassins for hire above them. Many a lovely lady was described there, though no pictures could be seen, most likely to keep the confidentiality of all the whores selling themselves here. That didn't matter to Justin, though, who eagerly perused the list of Kinky Kelly's, Buxom Brandi's, Luscious Laura's, and… a Juliet?

A slut called Juliet was available here at a most favourable price, only a few thousand dollars for an entire evening to have his way with her, nothing to Justin's practically bottomless bank account. There was no question in his mind that this was the fine female whose time he should order, so without a second thought, he quickly hit "Buy now". Like that, the magical cryptocurrency left his wand's digital wallet, and not much more than two seconds later, the portal in Justin's lair glowed as it always did when he received a delivery, though he wasn't receiving a package today. No, the woman on the other side of that door would be the once receiving his package.

Getting up from his seat, only a little nervous given that he hadn't done this before, he somewhat hesitantly approached the portal door, clearing his throat and rehearsing his greeting a few times before opening it. "Mm, well, hello there's sweet thing," he said smoothly — well, as smooth as Justin could be — grinning as he rested against the door. "Please, do come… in…" He was speechless. The woman standing naked before him wasn't just any old Juliet. It was his Juliet. His girlfriend in the flesh.

"Heh, hello to you, too, handsome," she replied without a hitch, running her tongue over her fangs. "Missed me?"


Just an idea I wanted to get down after another long break, for what is currently a much longer story in my head. Reviews and suggestions of all natures are welcome, and I look forward to continuing this for you all!