Spider-Man 3
By Christopher Anderson
(I, in no way, own Spider-Man or any characters involved, nor do I own Marvel Enterprises. )
(titles)
Columbia pictures
And Marvel Enterprises present
A Sam Raimi film
Tobey Maguire
Kirsten Dunst
Thomas Haden Church
James Franco
In
SPIDER-MAN 3!
(the titles keep going as we flashback over the first movie, Peter Parker, pizza boy, Mary Jane, Doc Ock going nuts, Mary and John, J. Jonah Jameson, Spider-Man giving up, Doc Ock building machine, Peter Parker normal guy, Doc Ock and Harry, Doc Ock kidnaps Mary Jane, Peter becoming Spider-Man, train fight, Harry finding Spider-Man's identity, Spider-Man saving Mary Jane, Doc Ock's drowning, Harry's reflection of his father, Mary Jane leaving John, Mary Jane and Peter kiss, Spider-Man off to save the day)
(And we cut to:
Peter Parker VO: I am Peter Parker. And I am Spider-Man. I have realized that it is my responsibility to protect the people. But, I also have a responsibility to myself. Now, I have the responsibility to juggle those responsibilities. Uncle Ben wasn't lying when he said "With great power comes great responsibility."
(Spider-Man is swinging through town following an ambulance)
(The ambulance stops outside a building, and Spider-Man swings down.)
Spider-Man: What's the problem, officers?
Officer #1: There's a man inside the building. He has hostages. He is threatening to shoot them if we don't give into his demands. turns head This city is getting crazier and crazier. turns back to Spider-Man so… Spider-Man is gone Never mind…
(Spider-Man swings up to the top of the building in time to hear a gunshot)
Spider-Man: Oh no!
(Spider-Man bursts in through a window and feels his spidey sense tingling)
(Just then a thief surrounded by a group of people points his gun and shoots at Spider-Man twice)
(The bullets go fast even in spidey sense, so Spider-Man has to back flip and dodge to evade them)
(He then webs the gun and yanks it out of the thief's hand)
Thief: Ahh!
(Spider-Man flies forward and knocks the thief backwards)
Thief: Eee!
(Spider-Man then kicks the thief in the stomach)
Thief: Aye!
(Spider-Man kicks him in the head)
Thief: Ooo!
(Spider-Man picks him up)
Thief: Uuuu!
Spider-Man: And sometimes…
(Spider-Man attaches some webbing to him and swings him around!)
Thief: AHHHH!
Spider-Man: Oops. Wrong answer.
(He slams him into a wall and the thief rolls over unconscious)
Spider-Man: It's "Y".
(He then turns and sees one of the women with a bullet hole in her back)
Spider-Man: Oh no.
Cut to…
(Police cart thief away in their car)
Spider-Man: Is she going to be all right?
Ambulance Worker: She's lost a lot of blood. We have to get her to the hospital and fast.
(During all this, Spider-Man never gets a look at her face)
(Spider-Man walks over to a police officer)
Spider-Man: What about the thief?
Police Officer: Some of the officers are taking him to the police station. All he was saying before they took him away was "The papers on the atomic test center should have been there."
Spider-Man: Hmm. An atomic test center? This building is owned by Quest Aerospace, isn't it?
Police Officer: Yes.
(Spider-Man ponders this)
Cut to…
(Police Car)
(The thief is in the backseat)
(The Car turns left)
Thief: Hey! It's a right turn to get to the police station.
Police Officer #1: You're not going to the police station.
Police Officer #2: Yeah. It's time for you to pay your debt, Cole.
(Cole's eyes cloud over with fear)
Cole: yells HELP! HELP!
Police Officer #2: Scream all you want. No one can hear you.
(Police Officer #1 pulls into a dark alley while #2 takes a silencer gun from the dashboard)
Police Officer #2: Sweet dreams.
(Police Officer #2 leans over the seat and points the gun at the frightened Cole)
(One silenced gunshot is heard outside the car)
(Police Officer #2 pulls out some pliers and looks at the now dead Cole.)
Police Officer #2: Now, this is the hard part. Hope you don't have cavities. Ha ha ha.
Police Officer #1: Ha ha ha. realizes something Wait a minute, Lionel. If we're going to say that Cole killed two police officers, wouldn't there be two bodies instead of just one?
(Lionel looks at Police Officer #1 with a grim smile)
Lionel: Exactly.
(Police Officer #1 didn't notice that the gun used on Cole was now pointed at him, but when he realizes, it's too late)
(Lionel pulls the trigger and we fade to black)
Cut to…
(Spider-Man going through the apartment window)
(He pulls off his mask to reveal Peter Parker)
(He looks at surprise at Mary Jane)
Peter Parker: Why are you still here?
Mary Jane: You left me here. Remember?
Peter Parker: But…
Mary Jane: When I said we would face things together, I meant it. I love you, Peter. That's why I'm still here.
(Peter Parker smiles)
Mary Jane: Now, what was the ambulance and hubbub about?
Peter Parker: A thief held up a building owned by Quest Aerospace. He was apparently looking for information on an atomic test center. Anyway, a lady was wounded during the mayhem. I'm going to the hospital and see if she's all right.
Mary Jane: As Spider-Man?
Peter Parker: No. As mild-mannered Peter Parker! Now if only I can find a telephone booth.
(Mary Jane laughs)
Mary Jane: I'll be here when you get back.
(Peter Parker smiles again)
Cut to…
(Oscorp)
(Harry writes out a note informing the butler that "he will not be needed today")
(Harry looks at the newly restored mirror)
(Harry walks toward the mirror and a face which is not his pops up into the mirror)
Norman Osborn: Son.
Harry: No!
Norman Osborn: Son. It is time for you to realize your destiny.
Harry: sarcastic What, in the Circle of Life?
Norman Osborn: Son, this is not a joking matter. Spider-Man killed me! Peter killed me! That day, I tried to save those children, but Spider-Man got in the way! He took the credit!
Harry: That's complete bull! What about when you attacked me and Mary Jane and killed those Oscorp board members? Huh?
Norman Osborn: Son, they were going to desert me. Leave me with nothing! They were going to fire me. Then all this would not be yours. Think about that.
Harry: NO!
(Harry runs forward and slides the mirror into the wall trying to block his father out)
(The Voice continues)
Norman's voice: You should've seen the chill in his eyes. The grim satisfaction your "friend" got from murdering me.
Harry: trying to block it out No, no, no!
Norman's voice: The glint in his merciless eyes before he impaled me!
(Harry breaks down and starts to cry)
Norman's voice: soothing You were always the number-one priority in my life. My affection for Peter was nothing but a ploy used by him to worm his way into our lives. I love you, son. The things that I had to do were for you, so that you could have a better life than me! And now, one thing I ask of you. Avenge me!
(Harry is still crying as we cut to…)
(Hospital)
(Peter is walking down the hallway, when a man brushes past him in a hurry)
Man: Could you tell me where Maria Jameson is?
Nurse: Sure, room 410.
(the man turns around to reveal himself as J Jonah Jameson)
Peter:shocked His wife!
(Jonah rushes to the room)
(Peter follows)
(Jonah rushes into the room where a nurse is standing over the bed)
Jonah: Is she all right?
Nurse: Yes. The bullet didn't hit any major organs. She will have to stay in the hospital for a few days, though.
(Maria opens her eyes)
Maria: Jamie.
Nurse: I'll let you guys talk.
(Nurse leaves)
(Peter listens outside)
Jonah: Maria. Are you alright?
Maria: I'm fine.
Jonah: I'll make sure that the creep who did this will be exposed. I will hire the best lawyers. And I mean the BEST lawyers. Not those cheap ones that I usually hire to save money, but the very best! Spider-Man will pay...
Maria: Spider-Man? The doctors say that if it wasn't for him, I would've lost a lot more blood.
Jonah: If it wasn't for him, he probably wouldn't have startled the crook into firing! He is a menace, Maria. And it's my job, as a loyal newspaper editor, to expose menaces. This is the last straw! It's going to be open season on Spider-Man!
(Peter grimaces as he hears those words)
(He turns and leaves)
Cut to…
(Daily Bugle: Next Day)
(Peter walks in and is startled to hear Jameson yelling)
Betty Brant: You'd better watch out. Jameson is on the warpath. He didn't even take a day off. He said it's because it's his duty to expose the "evilness of Spider-Man".
Peter: Thanks for the precaution.
(Peter takes a deep breath and walks in)
(Robbie and a well-built young man are standing at the table where Jameson is sitting down)
Jameson: WHY CAN'T ANYONE GET A DECENT PICTURE OF SPIDER-MAN?
Young Man: I have some…
Jameson: I've seen your crap, Eddie! notices Peter There's my boy! My favorite photographer! They don't make photographers like they used to looks at Eddie but Peter here is an exception. A fine young man who is an example to us all! So, what pictures did you get of that masked menace, Spider-Man, at the building?
Peter: What building?
Jameson: laughs The one owned by Quest Aerospace, the one where that loony was provoked to shoot because the masked vigilante startled him. The same loony who killed those two police officers.
Peter: startled Two police officers?
Jameson: Yes, it was all over the news today. And it's one of the stories in the Daily Bugle. But, the main one is where your picture of Spider-Man causing havoc will be. So give me the picture.
Peter: But I don't have a picture.
Jameson: Quit joking and give me the picture.
Peter: But I don't have a picture!
Robbie: Really? I'm surprised.
Jameson: YOU WHAT! YOU DON'T HAVE A PICTURE! WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M PAYING YOU FOR, TO PUT SOME PAJAMAS ON AND GO WRESTLING? GET OUT OF MY OFFICE! GET OUT OF MY BUILDING! GET OUT OF MY CITY! YOU'RE FIRED, UNFIRED, AND THEN FIRED TWICE JUST SO YOU GET THE POINT!
(Peter gets up and starts to walk out)
Jameson: Wait a minute! You're unfired. Do you know where Mary Jane Watson is?
Peter: Why?
Jameson: Because you're friends and she left my boy at the alter, that's why! I'm going to sue her!
Peter: I don't know where she is.
Jameson: Well, if you see her, tell her she better have a deep pocketbook because I'm going to sue her for pain and suffering! My John was weeping and she was running, probably to another man. If I knew who it was, I'd…
Robbie: Jonah, we have a deadline.
Jameson: Oh! Put Eddie's trash on the front page.
(Eddie smiles.)
Jameson: No, make that the second. I don't want to scare my readers away. Put last week's "Ten Deadly Household Poisons", except make up a new eleventh so that readers will be interested and buy. Look at this. The paper has Eddie Brock and some venom, when it could have had the "amazing" Spider-Man.
(Cut to…)
(Psychiatrist's office)
Harry: I've been depressed lately. I've gone through a lot of shocks recently in my life.
(we pull back to see a beautiful woman psychiatrist, Dr. Thomas)
Dr. Thomas: How have you coped with this depression?
Harry: I obviously haven't coped too well. I'm here, aren't I?
Dr Thomas: Anything else?
Harry: I hear voices in my head. The voice of my father.
Dr Thomas: How was your father-son relationship?
Harry: Well, he wasn't around much and…
(the conversation continues as we cut to…)
Island Prison
(Prisoner 17263 steps out of his jail cell as the prisoners go down for lunch)
(He has an eerie smile)
(The prisoners sit down at the lunch table)
Malians: Did you hear Nigel yapping last night, talking about innocence? He's about as innocent as Wilson Fisk, and we all know that innocence is not in his vocabulary.
Prisoner 17263: frankly I'm getting out today.
Malians: Ha! You wish. Said the same thing yesterday. Even bet some smokes on it.
Prisoner 17263: Yesterday, I was counting on a friend named Cole. This time, I know not to count on "friends".
Malians: Oh, and how you gonna break out this time? Harvey gonna come up in here and whup some guards with his rabbit feet? Smack a few around with his ears or what?
Prisoner 17263: You have no appreciation for seriousness.
Malians: Don't get me wrong, Flint, I'm dead serious about you not getting out of here except maybe in a hearse.
Flint: I have a scalpel and a baton I stole off a guard just two minutes ago.
Malians: Slick like sand! I do appreciate the effort, but you gonna have to get an automatic to get out of here, steal some keys, and whatnot.
Flint: Already stole some keys, calculated the number of guards between here and the quickest exit, and went over it twice just to make sure.
Malians: Seems like you really intend on doing this. Would you mind taking someone else with you?
Flint: You'd just slow me down. You only have 1 year left, anyway.
Malians: Come on. That's cold!
Flint: I'm sorry, but…
(Malians looks angry all of a sudden)
Malians: You don't take me and I'm telling the guards.
Flint: Malians, don't!
Malians: HEY, OVER HERE! FLINT HAS…
(A baton viciously cracks into Malians' face)
(Malians falls to the floor)
(Flint holds the baton in his hand)
Guard: Hey, put that down!
(The guard raises a shotgun)
(Flint notices a guard sneaking up behind him and reaches out as if to strike him)
1st Guard: Hey!
(The first guard shoots the shotgun, and Flint picks the second guard up and uses him as a shield against the bullets.)
(Flint runs up to the first guard and throws the now lifeless human shield against him)
(This knocks the shotgun out of the guard's hand)
(Flint picks up the shotgun and knocks the guard out with it.)
(The guards run after Flint, firing at him)
(Flint ducks and a guard starts walking forward)
(Flint aims under the table at the guard's legs)
(He shoots)
Guard: AHH!
(the guard falls over with a bullet in his leg)
(then the prisoners start attacking the guards and a prison war starts as bodies fly and guns go off)
(During the ruckus, Flint sees the guards looking for him)
Malians: He's over there! Over there!
(Flint fires at Malians and he falls, dead)
(Flint uses the ruckus to his advantage, dodges, and sneaks out the door)
(the snipers are inside the prison and Flint unlocks the gate without much trouble)
(Flint takes a last look at Island Prison and runs off)
(We cut to…)
(Spider-Man swings onto the roof of a building)
(He looks around carefully, then changes clothes)
(He climbs in through a window)
(As soon as he does this, Dr. Connors walks in)
(Peter is now off the wall and walking towards his seat)
Dr. Connors: Hey! I remember when you used to be late for class, and now you're here before me.
(Peter looks and sees that Doctor Connors has two arms)
Peter: Dr Connors! You came up with the formula to make your arm grow back.
Dr. Connors: Heh. No, this is prosthetic. But I am working on a formula. I think I've found a way to emulate a lizard's ability to re-grow a leg or extremity when they lose one.
Peter: Really? That would be quite a breakthrough for medical science.
Dr. Connors: Not only for medical science, it would be a breakthrough for everyone. Imagine. Limbs you lost, abilities you lost, things you would never dream of doing again. That, in itself, would make me truly happy.
(Peter smiles)
(We cut to…)
(Spider-Man swinging through town)
(He sees some thugs trying to break into a jewelry store)
Spider-Man: Tsk, tsk, tsk.
