The trouble with brothers is they try to kill you

It's just something that some of them do

Spent a long time trying to figure out

What my mom keeping him was all about

The trouble with brothers is they're so dang violent

They're just so annoying and they'll never be silent

That's not the way it's supposed to be

They complain too much

They roll those eyes

They kill you with "Hello"

They relieve you with "Goodbye"

They threaten you with one touch and you can't break free

Yeah, the trouble with brothers is no one hates trouble as much as me

They're evil and lazy and not generous

And burning light testing your endurance

An awful night inside the FAYZ

A horrible fight that lasts for days

I only have one but that's too many of 'em

The way that I hate and never will love him

That's not the way it's supposed to be

They complain too much

They roll those eyes

They kill you with "Hello"

They relieve you with "Goodbye"

They threaten you with one touch and you can't break free

Yeah, the trouble with brothers is no one hates trouble as much as me

The way they hold you in your biggest fight

The way they always think they're better than you are

The way they try to hit you with their bright light

Leave you wishing you wishing you could kill him soon

And just as you turn away

You hear that cruel voice say

"Caine"

They complain too much

They roll those eyes

They kill you with "Hello"

They relieve you with "Goodbye"

They're the meanest guys and I can't break free

Yeah, the trouble with brothers is no one hates trouble as much as me