A/N: That's right I'm back from the dead, here to bring you some KWALITY KONTENT

Youi walks into her apartment and calls out to her wife, "I'm home,". She doesn't hear any sort of reply, "honey?". The brunette makes her way to her room. She finds a ginger on the bed wearing nothing but a towel with a cake next to her. "Hey babe, would you like a cake, a bath, or…" the ginger seductively removes the towel, "a me?". The brunette was like a legless cow because she was unmooving with a blank stare, "um...Yui?". The gitahrist proceeded to make her way to the cake, making Hoenoka pout. And Yuu-e like picked up the cake and liek through it at Hoknowka. And lets just say the cake was here, and there, and there, and I think some of it was there. Honoqa soon literally bursted to tears but was silenced by a lick by her left ear, U-E than whispered, "how 'bout we do all three?" It was than that Jonoka felt a shiver crawl down her spine, she swallowed some saliva and nodded. The two kissed and there tongues were literally battling the two held the kiss for like an eternity until they had to break up for oxygen or whatever. And than Ui started her own manifest destiny and kissed a trail past Honkers honk to her (convoluted for vagina) Cleaning off some of the cake as she went down. The airhead soon dived in and licked the region like a dehydrated dog that had been in the Sahara Desert for 3 year eight months two weeks 9 days five hours 3768 minutes and half a second. And Whonoca granted that dog the gift of the nile and squirted liquids all over her girlfriend. Yu-we licked all the liquids, " Woah! You taste like Wendy's new Spicy Sriracha Chicken Sandwich features our iconic Spicy Chicken, topped with a one of kind Sriracha Jack Cheese, thick-cut Applewood Smoked Bacon, creamy Sriracha aioli, spring mix, and red onion, all served on a toasted Sriracha-infused bakery-style bun!" She exclaimed. Then Honockuh was all like, "I wanna make Yui feel good too," so the 2 swap places and Honoka dives in, "you know, you taste like Maki," and Yui was like, "what?" and Honk was like "I said you taste like Maki," and Yui said "aight" then Honoka went up to kiss Yui and their tounges were literally dancing. The two broke apart and Yui said, "I want us to come together," and Honockqa nodded. The two put their thingies together and started gyrating them together, the pace started slowly but soon sped up, and Yui was all like "ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!" And Honoka was all like " ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!". Then the two of them cried out "I'm about to come… I'M HERE!" Simultaneously. And they kissed and had babies n stuff THE END.

A/N: You didn't forget what today was did you?