So, this is my first ever game based fanfic! Hope you like it!
AN:I do not own any of the Nintendo characters that are in this story.
Chapter one: How Did They Ever Become Boyfriend And Girlfriend?
(This is a mario fanfic*duh* and my fave character is...Yoshi!)
(Yeah, by the way, its written in script format)
(Mario walks down the aisle browsing the shelves. He whistles really loudly trying to block out the jabbering of Peach, his bimbo girlfriend)
Peach: So, you know, Mario, there was this guy who kept looking at me like I was a commoner! You know, like all dirtty? But I was wearing my dress1 You know, that like totally pretty pink dress that you sewed for me three years ago? Oh, of course you remember!
Mario:Do you like peanut butter?
Peach: Oh yes! I especially like how you make it all, like, creamy and everything. It's really really good.
Mario:This is JIF.
(Peach beagn strolling down the aisle pointing at bags of chips and popcorn)Peach: Oh, who cares. Theres a Smart food White chedder popcorn that looks really good!
(Mario ignored her and snatched the bag out of her hand and headed toward the cash register.)
Peach:Don't leave me here!
(Too late...)
(At the counter, Mario chucked his items on the belt and whistled while the guy scanned them.)
Cash register guy:That will be1,257 coins, sir.
(Mario raised his cap and brow.)
CRG:Oh! Mario Mario! Beg pardon! Uh...that will be 250 coins, sir!
(Mario payed. Peach was waiting for him at the exit. He tried to pretend she wasn't there.)
Peach:You got the popcorn!
Mario:...Yes, I got the popcorn...don't know why, though...
Peach:Popcorn!(For those of you who do not know my Peach-which is everyone, considering this is my first fanfic-she is obsessed with popcorn)
(Peach began hopping around like a little girl-which she was, and a total bimbo-and began singing about the "Flying Magic Popcorn")
Mario:This popcorn is not for you, it's for the party-
Peach: PARTY! Why didn't you tell me about any old stinky party?
Mario:That's why you were so eager to go shopping...
(Mario headed toward his warp pipe on the other side of toad town)
Peach:Mario...
Mario: WHAT?!?!?
Peach:Carry me.
Mario:(stumbles)You...you're too heavy.
(You never want this to happen in real life to you)
Peach:(wailing so obnoxiously loud all the toadstools are watching)Mario thinks I'm fat!Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaa-!
mario:I dont think you are fat!
Peach:Yes you do!
Mario:No, I don't!
Peach:Then why won't you carry me?
Mario:Because...I'm not Yoshi!
Peach:So?
Mario:Never mind, we're at the warp pipe!
(Mario jumps in, with a practiced air, while Peach sniffs and walks away)
Peach:I'll walk.
Mario:Suit yourself, (under breath) Bimbo brain.
So, I know it's not long and every thing, but Read & Review to get my spirit on!
AN:I do not own any of the Nintendo characters that are in this story.
Chapter one: How Did They Ever Become Boyfriend And Girlfriend?
(This is a mario fanfic*duh* and my fave character is...Yoshi!)
(Yeah, by the way, its written in script format)
(Mario walks down the aisle browsing the shelves. He whistles really loudly trying to block out the jabbering of Peach, his bimbo girlfriend)
Peach: So, you know, Mario, there was this guy who kept looking at me like I was a commoner! You know, like all dirtty? But I was wearing my dress1 You know, that like totally pretty pink dress that you sewed for me three years ago? Oh, of course you remember!
Mario:Do you like peanut butter?
Peach: Oh yes! I especially like how you make it all, like, creamy and everything. It's really really good.
Mario:This is JIF.
(Peach beagn strolling down the aisle pointing at bags of chips and popcorn)Peach: Oh, who cares. Theres a Smart food White chedder popcorn that looks really good!
(Mario ignored her and snatched the bag out of her hand and headed toward the cash register.)
Peach:Don't leave me here!
(Too late...)
(At the counter, Mario chucked his items on the belt and whistled while the guy scanned them.)
Cash register guy:That will be1,257 coins, sir.
(Mario raised his cap and brow.)
CRG:Oh! Mario Mario! Beg pardon! Uh...that will be 250 coins, sir!
(Mario payed. Peach was waiting for him at the exit. He tried to pretend she wasn't there.)
Peach:You got the popcorn!
Mario:...Yes, I got the popcorn...don't know why, though...
Peach:Popcorn!(For those of you who do not know my Peach-which is everyone, considering this is my first fanfic-she is obsessed with popcorn)
(Peach began hopping around like a little girl-which she was, and a total bimbo-and began singing about the "Flying Magic Popcorn")
Mario:This popcorn is not for you, it's for the party-
Peach: PARTY! Why didn't you tell me about any old stinky party?
Mario:That's why you were so eager to go shopping...
(Mario headed toward his warp pipe on the other side of toad town)
Peach:Mario...
Mario: WHAT?!?!?
Peach:Carry me.
Mario:(stumbles)You...you're too heavy.
(You never want this to happen in real life to you)
Peach:(wailing so obnoxiously loud all the toadstools are watching)Mario thinks I'm fat!Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaa-!
mario:I dont think you are fat!
Peach:Yes you do!
Mario:No, I don't!
Peach:Then why won't you carry me?
Mario:Because...I'm not Yoshi!
Peach:So?
Mario:Never mind, we're at the warp pipe!
(Mario jumps in, with a practiced air, while Peach sniffs and walks away)
Peach:I'll walk.
Mario:Suit yourself, (under breath) Bimbo brain.
So, I know it's not long and every thing, but Read & Review to get my spirit on!
