It was dawn. Ronald woke up wanting nothing else in this world then to fuck a child's corpse. So he leaped out of his fucking burger bed and realized Sundae's ass wasn't enough to satisfy his lustful ways of the dragon.

"Jesus Christ where the fuck am I gonna get some dead kid ass around here...?" Ronald thought. He was right about to leap out the windows into McDonald land when the stupid ass, motherfucking, cock gobbling Hamburgerler called him on his gay ass wrist watch thing.

"What in the purple, sparkling fuck could you possibly want, Hamburgerler?" the demented clown man snapped.

"Rude." Hamburgerler retorted, and he hung the fuck up. Ronald was a little sad but then he injected some 5 marijuanas and leaped out the window...