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100 Theme Challenge
#54 - Cross-dressing
Pairing: Kiba/Shino
This kinda meant to be crack...so I hope you like it.
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Kiba was coming over to visit his best friend and see if he wanted to hang out for the day since his other plans had been canceled. Walking into Shino's room without knocking, Kiba was surprised by the image he came across.
"Ummm...Shino?" Kiba looked away, not quite sure how to react to the scene in front him yet.
"Hm. Kiba? What are you doing here?"
"I was gonna see if you are busy... Maybe I should come back another time?"
"Why? I'm not that busy right now."
"Well...I mean, can I ask you something?"
"What?"
"Why are you dressed in chick clothes? More specifically Hinata's bra and...is that my sister's thong? How the fuck did you get my sister's thong or Hinata's bra?" Kiba asked shockingly.
"Well the thong I got when it got mixed up in my clothes one night that I spent the night and your mom ended up washing my laundry with your family's stuff. As for Hinata's bra...I asked her if I could borrow one for a little while."
"O...k... So why again are you wearing them?" Kiba started pacing while waiting for Shino to answer. This just didn't seem anything like his quiet friend.
"Well I wanted to understand women. I tried walking in their shoes, but you can see how that turned out." Shino said softly, nodding toward the broken pair of stiletto heels on the floor in the corner of the room. "So I figured that if walking in their shoes didn't work, then maybe getting into their clothes might."
"Shino...dude, I think those clothes are changing you. You have never spoken so much at one time for as long as I have known you."
"They are?" Shino sounded genuinely surprised to hear that he was acting different.
"Yeah, it's hard to pry a whole sentence out of you sometimes. But that's not the point."
"It's not?"
"You don't need chick clothes or shoes to understand women."
"I don't? Then what do I need?"
"Chicks are all about one thing. All they want is to change who you really are into whoever they want. You don't need a chick, all you need is a guy. A real man's man who will want you for who you already are and not want to change you into their dream person."
"I need a guy... Pray tell, who should I be with then since you seem to know it all?"
"Why me, of course!" Kiba exclaimed as he turned to look Shino in the eyes...well as much in the eyes as he could while the other had his sunglasses on. Really...they are inside of a building that is adequately lit but not overly bright. Why does he need his sunglasses still?
"You?"
"Yeah, who else? I mean, I've known you practically forever. We're on the same team, so we already know all of each others bad habits and we already know how well we work together." Kiba circled around him as he spoke. "Think of how well we will work together trying to pleasure one another?" Kiba whispered slyly in Shino's ear.
Shino stiffened slightly and lightly blushed at Kiba's question. Kiba smirked at his response, "It's up to you Shino."
Shino let out a breath he didn't realize he was holding. "Do you want to go on a date once I get these ridiculous clothes off then?"
"Of course, why else would I have told you to chose me?" Kiba asked slightly mockingly. "Oh and keep those chick clothes, we'll need them later."
Kiba smirked as he noticed Shino's blushing reaction, before turning and stepping out the door so Shino could change and walking into his new relationship.
