Disclaimer: This is my first thing on fanfiction.net. I do not own
Invader Zim. I do not own the characters (though I wish I owned Dib) I do
not own the episodes. So if you still want to sue me you'll probably just
get what's the equivalent of Gir's brain; and that's if your lucky.
Note: There will be more to come, each episode gets its own chapter. If there is an episode you'd like me to tie up the loose ends for just leave it in the comments. Currently I am working on tying up the loose ends for: Walk of Doom, Attack of the Saucer Morons, NanoZim, Dark Harvest, Bad, Bad, Rubber Piggy, and Germs.
BOLOGNIUS MAXIMUS:
(Zim and Dib are bologna in the abandoned house)
Dib: You jerk
(3 hours later)
Zim: I think the barking finally stopped.
(Zim and Dib go look out the window; sure enough the dogs are chasing a squirrel up a tree)
Zim: Quickly! Now is our chance to escape!
(Zim and Dib quickly make there way out of the house and, hiding behind whatever's possible, make their way to Zim's house)
Zim: I've got it! I can get Gir to make the cure for me!
Dib: You mean for US!
Zim: Er...yeah...right
(Zim begins to enter the fence)
Computer: INTRUDER IS BOLOGNA!
(The lawn gnomes begin going towards Zim and Dib)
Dib: Wait! I've done this enough I know how to get past them!
(Dib goes to a nearby trash bin and picks up and old shirt, he then throws it to the lawn gnomes and they attack the shirt)
(Dib begins walking towards Zims house, Zim stands at the front of the gate astonished)
Zim: I...never knew..it was that...easy.
(Zim and Dib enter Zim's house)
Zim: GIR! Get over here!
Gir: HI BOLOGNA!!!
Zim: No! I'm not bologna! It's me! Zim! Your master!
Gir: And who's your bologna friend?
Zim: That's Dib
Gir: Aw! Master got a friend!
(Gir hugs Dib and Zim together and squeals happily and then begins crying)
Gir: (tearful) It's so beautiful!
Zim and Dib: We're not friends!
Zim: I need you to make the cure for the bologna DNA sequence. The computer still recognizes me as bologna so it's up to you.
Gir: (goes into serious mode): Yes sir!
(Gir goes down the the lab)
Dib: I can't believe we're entrusting our lives to that stupid little robot.
(Gir is now down in the lab)
Gir: Hmm..whats this do? (BOOM!)
Gir: Whats that do? (BOOM!)
Gir: Hmm...... (clicks a button labeled "History of Commands")
Gir: (reads) Find cure for bologna. Two please Mister Computer! Oh and a chocolate bubblegum slushie!
Computer: PROCESSING!! PROCESSING!! PROCESSING!!
(Two injection shot thingys and a Chocolate bubblegum slushie come up on a hover table. Gir takes these back upstairs)
Gir: (hands the injection shot things to Zim and Dib) Here ya go! (Takes his Chocolate Bubble Gum slushie and sits on the couch to watch the Scary Monkey Show)
(Zim and Dib inject themselves and them pop back to normal)
Dib: There is so much evidence I could get on you right now Zim! Them the world would know of your alien evil! (smells himself and notices how bad he smells) Ugg...after a shower. (runs out the door and barely dodges the lawn gnomes that try to attack him)
Zim: (sits down the watch the Scary Monkey Show with Gir, actually proud of the robot for a change)
(Suddenly there is a huge crash downstairs)
Zim: Gir...what exactly were those big bangs you made when you were down in the lab?
Gir: Oh it was just some smoke and oil floods. Nothing too bad.
Zim: (Runs down to the Lab and finds it a mess) GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRR!!!!!!!!!!
Note: There will be more to come, each episode gets its own chapter. If there is an episode you'd like me to tie up the loose ends for just leave it in the comments. Currently I am working on tying up the loose ends for: Walk of Doom, Attack of the Saucer Morons, NanoZim, Dark Harvest, Bad, Bad, Rubber Piggy, and Germs.
BOLOGNIUS MAXIMUS:
(Zim and Dib are bologna in the abandoned house)
Dib: You jerk
(3 hours later)
Zim: I think the barking finally stopped.
(Zim and Dib go look out the window; sure enough the dogs are chasing a squirrel up a tree)
Zim: Quickly! Now is our chance to escape!
(Zim and Dib quickly make there way out of the house and, hiding behind whatever's possible, make their way to Zim's house)
Zim: I've got it! I can get Gir to make the cure for me!
Dib: You mean for US!
Zim: Er...yeah...right
(Zim begins to enter the fence)
Computer: INTRUDER IS BOLOGNA!
(The lawn gnomes begin going towards Zim and Dib)
Dib: Wait! I've done this enough I know how to get past them!
(Dib goes to a nearby trash bin and picks up and old shirt, he then throws it to the lawn gnomes and they attack the shirt)
(Dib begins walking towards Zims house, Zim stands at the front of the gate astonished)
Zim: I...never knew..it was that...easy.
(Zim and Dib enter Zim's house)
Zim: GIR! Get over here!
Gir: HI BOLOGNA!!!
Zim: No! I'm not bologna! It's me! Zim! Your master!
Gir: And who's your bologna friend?
Zim: That's Dib
Gir: Aw! Master got a friend!
(Gir hugs Dib and Zim together and squeals happily and then begins crying)
Gir: (tearful) It's so beautiful!
Zim and Dib: We're not friends!
Zim: I need you to make the cure for the bologna DNA sequence. The computer still recognizes me as bologna so it's up to you.
Gir: (goes into serious mode): Yes sir!
(Gir goes down the the lab)
Dib: I can't believe we're entrusting our lives to that stupid little robot.
(Gir is now down in the lab)
Gir: Hmm..whats this do? (BOOM!)
Gir: Whats that do? (BOOM!)
Gir: Hmm...... (clicks a button labeled "History of Commands")
Gir: (reads) Find cure for bologna. Two please Mister Computer! Oh and a chocolate bubblegum slushie!
Computer: PROCESSING!! PROCESSING!! PROCESSING!!
(Two injection shot thingys and a Chocolate bubblegum slushie come up on a hover table. Gir takes these back upstairs)
Gir: (hands the injection shot things to Zim and Dib) Here ya go! (Takes his Chocolate Bubble Gum slushie and sits on the couch to watch the Scary Monkey Show)
(Zim and Dib inject themselves and them pop back to normal)
Dib: There is so much evidence I could get on you right now Zim! Them the world would know of your alien evil! (smells himself and notices how bad he smells) Ugg...after a shower. (runs out the door and barely dodges the lawn gnomes that try to attack him)
Zim: (sits down the watch the Scary Monkey Show with Gir, actually proud of the robot for a change)
(Suddenly there is a huge crash downstairs)
Zim: Gir...what exactly were those big bangs you made when you were down in the lab?
Gir: Oh it was just some smoke and oil floods. Nothing too bad.
Zim: (Runs down to the Lab and finds it a mess) GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRR!!!!!!!!!!
