Kita's Invasion
Disclaimer: See dis? *points to tied up Fruits Basket characters* No matter how much I wanna own these puppies, it's not happening! Hehehe, so in conclusion, I don't own anything I don't own… which happens to be a lot.
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I walked near the house, marveling at the little figures on the sliding door. Animals! Hehehe. KAWAII!! I ran up on the porch to get a better look. There was a dog, and a cat, and a monkey, and a…
"Konichiwa!" A spunky, bright face bounced out onto the porch. Her brown hair was tied back in braids, a frilled apron tied around her waist.
"Erm… uh… Hi!" I bowed a few times, backing up slowly.
Someone came from the back of the house, a gray robe wrapped around him.
"Shigure!" My eyes widened in admiration as the Japanese asked who was at the door. Secksayness for a man twice my age!
"Who is it, Tohru?" He stopped and smiled, realizing it was a high school girl. "Come in, come in. You must be one of Tohru's friends!" Shigure couldn't stop humming as he led Tohru and me towards the sitting area.
"Wow! Amazing!" Of course, being my first time in Japan, I soaked in everything like a sponge.
"So, Tohru, who is your friend?" Shigure was staring at me pretty… uhh… weirdly. I didn't mind at all! Hehe, he has a secksay voice. (In the Japanese version, at least. I've never heard the dubbed version. *waits for Christmas*)
"Oh, um. Sorry! I'm so sorry! I don't know who this is! Should I go make some tea?" Tohru stood up to rush into the kitchen.
Kyou came marching (there isn't really another way to put it) into the room. "Who was at the—" He cut short to stare at me. "It's another yankee!!" A thought of Uo haunted him for a minute. He began sweating.
"Um, hi! I'm…erm, that is to say… I'm the authoress of the story! Yup, that's me! I'm Kita, so being the authoress, I'm granted special powers (for the time in which people read my story!)" Hastily, I reached across the table, hugging Shigure tightly.
"Wh-wh-what?!?" Kyou was running towards us, ready to hide Shigure if he *happened* to transform under my suffocating hug.
Shigure started coughing loudly trying to gasp for air. I let go of the hug, only to attack Kyou with one. Hehe, it was their first time to hug a girl besides Kisa and Kagura.
And almost as instantly as I had jinxed myself, Kagura came running in, punching Kyou through the sliding door which I had been admiring only minutes before.
Yuki, rubbing his eyes, came tramping into the room. It was still early in the morning, so of course the prince was still half way asleep. ^_^
"YUUUKIII!" I ran towards him, giving him a mango hug. Alright, so I'm a hug whore. Who cares! This was a house hold of guys, totally virgins to hugs. I must experiment! Bwuhahahahaha!! Ahem, on with the story.. -_-;
"Huh? Kagura?" he assumed since a girl had obviously SHRIEKED out his name, tackled him to the floor and was hugging the bejesus out of him. "What are you—huh?!" Yuki tried to crawl backwards out of my clasp. Silly boy, there was no way I was gonna let go of these people any time soon!
"It uhh… seems that umm… hmm… this girl can hug us." Shigure was dumfounded, needless to say. Hahaha yesh, I am the Holy Maiden who can hug all Sohma family members! Bow down and worship my greatness, Tohru!!
"That's just because she's really a guy." Kyou took the edge of my skirt and lifted it to see what might be hiding under there.
"Pervert!" I smacked him down with my fist. No matter how irresistible he is, a perv is a perv. Hmph. "How dare you question my femininity!!" I stood up, towering over his body which lay on the floor, clenching my fists.
Tohru came back, a tray of tea in hands. "Oh good, Yuki, you're awake!" She said brightly, an oh-too-cheery smile on.
"Thanks!" I exclaimed, taking up the cup in my hands. Mmm, smelled good! I let the steam rise to my nostrils before taking any in. This was gonna be the first thing to consume anything during my stay with the Sohma's. Now… to think of a valid excuse to stay…
I began drumming my fingers nervously against the cup. Hah, there was no way they were going to turn me loose in some big scary forest outside their house. There ARE molesters out there, ya know!?!?
"Where are you staying, Kita?" Shigure's voice broke the uneasy silence between us all.
"No where!" I said a bit too loud. Ah hahah… they'll accept me… I just know they will… right??
"Would you like to stay here?" Tohru asked, as if she were glad. Hah! Glad she'd have to share all the secksay men with me… She's crazy!! Oh well! Doesn't hurt me AT ALL!
"Are you sure it's alright?"
"Yes! There's more than enough room to share in my bedroom. You can help me cook and clean and—"
"Sounds fine with me!" Shigure was smiling brightly, more than likely amusing thoughts going through his head about where this was leading to.
"Stop being a pervert, old man!" Kyou shouted, slamming his fists against the table.
Yuki had toppled over on the ground and fallen asleep. Kawaii!! ^_^
"Oh, do you have something against Kita staying with us?" Shigure's face suddenly went stern, glaring at Kyou. *glare glare glare* O_O
"Of course not!" Kyou slammed a fist against the table again. "I'm leaving." He ran out of the house, past Kagura (who was mending the sliding door she had shoved Kyou through)
Hmm, it wasn't really my fault that Kyou's acting all embarrassed, but still… "I'm sorry."
"Ah hahahaha, don't be!" Shigure stood up, headed towards his room. "You and Tohru can find something to do while I'm busy, ne? My editor's supposed to be arriving soon."
"Are you actually going to give her the work?" Yuki groaned from the floor.
"Oh ho ho. We'll see," Shigure giggled while making his way to his office.
"Ah, well," Tohru began cleaning up the empty tea mugs. Damn, she's efficient. "I'm going to show Kita around our room. So please excuse us, Yuki!"
"Uh, alright, I'm going to the secret base." Yuki left the house, his hair still disheveled from the early morning.
Kinda grateful for Tohru bringing up the idea of my stay, I helped her clean the dishes.
"What grade are you in?" Tohru was trying to make small chat… how neighborly!
"I'm a sophomore. Just a year younger than you!"
"Oh! So you will be in class with Haru and Momiji! How exciting!"
Ooooh yeah! That's right! I hadn't thought of those advantages… hehehe…
Well, we were done pretty quickly with the mugs. Kagura had left, leaving the sliding door perfect with its scotch tape bandages.
I skipped happily to the new room I would be sharing with Tohru. *frolic frolic*
*sigh* Of course, I'd have to sleep on the floor tonight. Ah, but no worries! When I wake up, it will be to three secksayful men! Woohoo!
Heh, one other thing I forgot besides a place to sleep. The entire lack of clothes. With the power of the authoress, I made a suitcase appear outside where I had *accidently* left it. ^_^
"Wah! Life is great!" I sautéed outside where I decided to 'explore'. Or rather, hunt for Yuki and his base.
"Kamakamakama ask your mama, super groover mama Dali—" My muttered singing was broken from victory!!! I spotted Yuki gardening only a few feet away. Slowly, like the Crocodile Hunter finally spotting the featured animal, I crept behind him, observing him.
He was wearing the white Chinese style shirt. Consequently, I was the one to be worrying if he got it dirty or not. That shirt looks so cool… -_-;
Of course I couldn't just waltz to his base, but had to be accepted to it. Even if I AM the authoress, I'm-a respect the characters.
So I just went along walking around the place as if I didn't notice the thing. Nope, not me… noo sirree…
"Kita, is that you?"
FINALLY HE NOTICED ME!!
"Eh?" I asked the air. Hehehe, I am so clever. "Did somebody say something?"
Yuki dropped the hand shovel and walked towards where I was.
"Ah, Yuki! What are you doing out here?" Yeah, that's right… just keep acting oblivious to the world.
"I'm gardening, would you like to help?" He tossed me one of those miniature hand rake thingies. I ran it through the soil slowly. Through the little ditches, Yuki placed seeds equally apart. We both patted the soil down.
A curl of brown hair… *stops the story for a second* Oh yeah, you might wanna know a little more about what I look like before we go on, ne?
Random Reader: NO!
Oh well! Anyshoe, I have brunette (I have a thing for calling it chocolate color. Mm… chocolate!! @_@) hair going about… erm… about four inches past my shoulders. I have reeeally dark brown eyes, so it's kind of hard to see my pupils. O.O Ah, what else… I'm pretty thin, about five feet and six inches. Hahaha, the wonderful world of me.
On with story now. ^_^
A curl of brown hair fell across my face. Stupid curly hair, always disobeying my orders. I said back in a braid! Back I say!
Yuki took off his gardening gloves and brushed it behind my ear for me, seeing that my hands were only caked with dirt.
"Thanks," was my mild reply. Yeah, I'm real articulate, eh?
"Is there a reason you were traveling near our house?" Yuki was sliding the other glove off his hand, getting ready to retreat back to the house.
Meh. Stupid curiosity. Kids these days, asking pointless questions! It's not like I'm a stalker or anything… o_O "Secret," I answered simpily… Hahaha, yes, I am a woman of mystery. Bow to my mysterious inner being!!
"Should we go then? Tohru will need this for cooking lunch." Yuki held up two baskets chocked full of his veggies and fruits.
"Okeedokee! Here, I'll help carry something."
Yuki handed me the smaller basket, of course, full of strawberries. I could smell their sweetness. Mmm… suddenly a craving hit me like a sale on Thanksgiving Day. Must… resist… temptation…
"Would you like one?" Yuki held up the small, red strawberry to my face. Eagerly I accepted, popping it into my mouth. Ah, the sweet juices of summer.
I helped Tohru cook lunch, although I had no idea what the hell was going on.
"So, what are you four planning to do for the rest of the day?" Shigure sat their, twirling a chopstick between his fingers. The arrival of his editor was due aaaany second now. Hehehe… evil Shigure ^_^
"Yuki and I were going to grocery shopping after lunch," Tohru explained. She eyed me carefully, trying to decide if I should be invited or not.
"Kyou, what are you doing today?" Shigure asked, putting the spot light on him.
"I'm busy." He crossed his arms and stared at the edge of the table.
"With what?" Shigure had stopped twirling the chopstick mindlessly.
"Nothing," Kyou grumbled in response. Yay! Maybe I had this chance to hug with him all I wanted!! ^_^
"Maybe it would be nice if you invited Kita to walk with you. She should become familiar with the place so she stays safer."
"She can go by herself."
"Baka neko!" Yuki exclaimed, rising from his dining position. "She can't go by herself!"
"Well, well. Yuki's right. There are molesters out there." Shigure took a slow sip from his glass.
"Fine!! I'll go!" He dragged me up by the wrist and pulled me outside.
"So…umm… How are you doing?" Hah, yeah, I'm smooth as ice, baby!
All I got was a stare. How cold!
"Umm… I'm sorry."
*sigh* "No, it's okay." We walked a few more paces. "I'm fine."
Hah! See now, that wasn't too hard to do! Now, maybe I could think of another question— oh, but it will be hard to defeat the ever-popular "How are you?"!! Will I manage to create a better question??
"How long do you think you'll be staying?"
Whoa, that caught me off guard. Hmm… how long WAS I gonna stay? I guess until I finally finish this story. But considering how I'm enjoying writing this at the moment, it could last forever! Muhahaha.
"Probably a very long time." *smile* Hah, I am so cool.
Ahh! He almost smiled! Maybe he was smiling at me! Or was that a smirk? Oh no! What if he thought I was acting stupid!
"Are you alright?" Kyou had to stop and turn around.
He had to stop? Oh… Oh no! I had stopped walking while thinking about my humiliation! This just adds on more! When had I stopped walking?!?
"Yeah, fine. It's nothing!" I ran ahead, almost as if daring him to follow me.
We ran back to the house. It was a race to touch the sliding door first... And of course he won. I came slowly behind, heaving my chest for air. Kyou looked smug for a while, basking in his victory with a fit smirk, but after a while of my heavy breathing, his facial expressions changed.
"Hey! Stop that! Are you alright?" Kyou came to my side, almost afraid to touch me.
"EEeeeeehhh…" Hah, I had finished taking in a breath! Go me! "…..Yeeeesssssss…" X_X Stupid sports induced asthma.
He picked me up (yesh, he was still quite amazed he could do that!) and carried me into the house. After propping me against the table, he went into the kitchen and came back with a glass of water.
Whatta sweetie! I gladly took it, chugging it down. Slowly I allowed it to soothe me. Again I curse asthma.
"Next time be careful, I might not be there to help!" Kyou drawled out in a kinda growl/screaming bit. Hehehe… I feel so loved and it's only 4 o'clock!!
"Yes!" I nodded my head sharply and took another drink… very slowly and watching Kyou over the brim. Such a sweetie…! "Well, we still have a while until dinner time, what do you like to do?"
"Nothing you would like." Yawning, Kyou stood up and stretched his arms. Hehehe, so cat like!!
Before I could protest, there was a figure slowly making its way to the sliding door.
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Kita: Soo, this was the first attempt at a fanfic! I'd hope any readers that hated/enjoyed/got confused/thought someone was out of character would review and tell me. *whistles innocently* (There's a chocolate cake in it for ya…) Hehehe, I lub these people so much! *grabs Shigure, Kyou and Yuki into a tight hug* Bwahahaha…
Yuki: Let… us… go! *ish trying to escape my wrath*
Kita: But, but, but the public loves ya! See? *points at fangirl madness*
Kyou: Get me away from this rat! *ish squished up next to Yuki in the hug*
Yuki: Baka neko! She's insane! She's not letting us go any time soon!
Shigure: Ara, ara. Calm down and enjoy yourselves. ^_^
Kyou & Yuki: Shut up perverted old man!!!
Kita: Such lovable creatures!!! *snuggles*
