Title: Harry Hip-gobins

Pairing: Mrs Norris X Harry Potter

One day in the masculine magical land of Hogwarts there lived in one of the Dorms a boy with a scar on his head named Harry Potter.

Harry Potter loved his life and he loved everything in it. His friends were amazing though Ron and Hermione hooked up. He wanted love too and cried himself to sleep when he thought he couldn't have it. So he went looking for love.

So he went down to the portrait of the fruits. And went into the kitchen. He checked the fridge, and he checked the cookie jar and he checked Dobbie's tea cossie but it was nowhere to be found.

So he went and asked Ron's sister Ginvera. He sat on her lap and cried his sorrows to Jinerva. So Genivra told him that love isn't a person, love is in a person. So Harry went off to search for a person. But something he didn't know, everyone besides Ginvera went to Hogsmede that day. Even the little first years. In the end all he could find was Mrs Norris.

Mrs Norris and Harry made sweet, sweet love all day. Dumbledore found out and said "Dear harry, my boy, if you don't stop this we'll have to kill her. Painfully."

And so, Harry left with Mrs Norris in a bag. He started living a new life with Voldemort ( Under the name Harry hip-gobins) and soon on harry become a death eater because he let Harry make love to Mrs Norris.

The end.