Author's Note:
Get ready for something brand new and super amazing! It's called; Barnyard! This is the first in yet another series of fanfics starring Otis, Pip, Pig, Freddy, Duke and Miles. Get ready for the first installment in a brand new series to see what animals do when humans aren't looking.
So without further ado, on with the show. But first, a little sing along! After all, what good is a new series without a theme song?
SING ALONG IF YOU KNOW THE WORDS!
Poor boy, pretty wild at heart.
Makes noise! Tearing rooms apart!
Grow up, young boy when you grow I'll start.
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know...you're gonna find your way.
Everybody needs to find their own way in this world! In this world! We're in this world!
Someday you're gonna know which way you got to go but for now it's time to party! Someday you're gonna know which way you got to know, but for now it's party! Party! Someday you're gonna know which way you're gonna know which way you got to go, but for now it's party, party!
YEAH!
And now, on with the show!
Our story opens on a nice morning on a farm in the Tri-County area and in the town of Odeville where we see Farmer Buyer going out and his sheepdog is running towards him.
"Morning boy" said the farmer "Great to see you too."
He then threw a bone which the dog ran to fetch and bring back.
"I'm just heading to the fields, Duke" said the farmer "I'll be back"
The farmer then went to feed the chickens and then feed his donkey, Miles. He then got into his truck and drove off to do some work at the farmer's market.
Just then, a sheep saw the farmer's truck until it was out of sight.
"Clear" the sheep shouted to the other animals.
Just then, the animals stood on their hind legs and started to talk to each other. A dark gray male cow named Ben walked over to Miles who was leaning on a tree.
"Morning Ben" Miles handed Ben a clipboard.
"Thanks Miles" Ben winked to Miles "Let me know if you see Otis"
"Oh I'm staying out of that one" Miles smiled.
"Okay, meetings in five minutes and I want everyone present" Ben told the other animals.
While the other animals went to get ready for the meeting, Ben continued to look for Otis. Otis was Ben's son, who didn't really like working that much, he preferred to have fun and goof off. He saw the Farmer's sheepdog, Duke tending to the sheep.
"Duke" he said to Duke "Have you seen Otis?"
"Nope," Duke shrugged.
Just then, Ben saw three other male cows leaning on the barnyard fence.
"The Jersey Cows" Ben glared at them.
"Oh" said Igg "Hey Benny!"
"Sup?" asked Bud.
"So, you seen Otis around?" Igg asked Ben.
"Sure" Ben said bitterly "I know where Otis where is. You three just stay away from him, okay?"
"Anything you say Ben" Igg smiled "We'll take a rain check on the meeting, though"
"Yeah" said Eddy "Check"
Just as the Jersey Cows left, Ben saw another good friend of his, Etta the Hen who was with her chicks.
"Etta, have you seen Otis?" Ben asked her.
"Don't worry Ben" Etta smiled "I'm sure he's heading for the meeting right now"
Meanwhile somewhere over the hills, Otis was with his good friends, Pip the Mouse, Freddy the Ferret, Peck the Rooster and Pig relaxing on chairs. Otis was listening to some music and Pip was dancing next to him. Otis then sprayed some leather care stuff on his stomach.
"Grade A leather baby" he sighed.
On another part of the spot, Pig walking next to a mud puddle.
"It's a beautiful day" he stretched his arms "Well, time to go to work!"
Pig plopped himself into the mud puddle with his face down. Freddy was rubbing some sort of red lotion on his hands and giving Peck a relaxing massage.
"Oh yeah" Peck sighed as he felt his back being rubbed "Freddy that's the spot. Got a crick in my giblets"
Just then, Peck smelled something.
"Do you smell barbecue sauce?" Peck raised an eyebrow at Freddy.
Freddy chuckled and tossed the bottle of red stuff away and it landed on Pig's butt crack.
Pig lifted his face from the mud "Someone say something?"
Everybody turned and saw the bottle in Pig's butt and started to laugh their heads off.
"Hey!" Pig got out of the hole "Why are you guys laughing?"
The others kept laughing that they couldn't answer Pig's question.
"You can't feel that?" Pip chortled "I can even feel that and I'm not you!"
Everybody then started running, laughing their heads off while Pig ran after them, wondering what was going on.
"I don't know what you guys are laughing about" Pig shrugged "But I want to know"
Otis laughed "Pig! There's a bottle stuck in your behind!"
"Huh?" Pig turned around and saw the bottle "Well, how about that?"
Pig plucked the bottle out of his butt and tossed it away.
"Thanks for telling me that guys" Pig chuckled.
"No prob buddy" Otis said "It's the least we could do. We could've laughed ourselves to death"
"Hey Otis" said Peck "Weren't we supposed to help your dad with the fence today? And shouldn't we be heading for the meeting now?"
Otis looked at his watch "Milk me! Come on guys! We've gotta get to the meeting before I'm steak!"
"Right behind you buddy!" said Freddy as he ran after Otis.
"Wait for us!" added Peck and Pig.
Author's Note:
Well we just met our main protagonist, Otis and his buddies. But this is just the first chapter, cause we've got some great things coming soon. We've gotta see what else is going on down on the farm and see how much trouble he is in with his dad. Stay tuned.
