He's a Mean One, Mr. Tashio

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Chapter 1

"Just like that. Mmm, slow down a bit," Inuyasha moaned out in the dark room.

" Mr. Tashio , click, oh my! I'm sorry sir,"his secretary Kagome Higurashi said in embarrassment when she turned the light on in her boss' office.

"Hn," Inuyasha groaned out as he held the blonde haired woman that was between his thighs as he came inside of her closed mouth.

The blonde haired woman continued to bob her head drinking and sucking the last bit of Inuyasha's cum from his ball sack. The woman released Inuyasha's cock with a pop and smacked her lips. She wiped around her mouth and stood up from between Inuyasha's legs.

"Get back to work Trish. I'll make sure that you get off for Christmas," Inuyasha said placing his flaccid penis back inside his pants.

She giggled when she kissed him on the cheek from gratitude. When she turned to leave he slapped her on her round ass making her jump a bit. Trish adjusted her purple plunging neckline sweater dress with her zipper almost to her navel and bumped shoulders with Kagome. It was no secret around the office that many women were waiting until Inuyasha got tired of his shrewd secretary so they could take her spot.

"Sorry ma'am. Lost my footing," Trish said almost sounding like a knock off Betty Boop.

Kagome waited patiently and kept her mouth shut and tried to remain cool and collected. Kagome knew that she dressed really conservative than the other secretaries and did not care because she had standards and loved her dignity. She was a bit hesitant to wear the sheer rose pink blouse and grey skirt she had on to work.

In Kagome's opinion her boss thought that was free access for his hands to roam freely with no consequences.

"Kagome what did you need?" Inuyasha asked when he wasn't exposed in front of her and Trish left the office.

"Well...your mother is on line two for the past thirty minutes. Also your ex-wife is impatiently waiting for you in the lobby. You also have a board meeting in two hours for lunch. Parkerson and Bradley wanted to see if you was available tomorrow night to discuss in greater detail about funding a project that they are excited about," Kagome said after listing everything from her iPad.

Inuyasha rolled his eyes and got up from behind his desk. He looked in his closet that was a few feet from his desk. He looked inside at the mounted floor length mirror at his appearance. He straightened his black suit and red tie.

He looked at Kagome and signaled for her to come to him. She walked towards him and looked at his disheveled tie. She quickly undid the tie and re did it properly around his neck a bit tight. Inuyasha smirked while he was looking down at her. He could see small mounds of her breast bouncing a bit and wanted to touch them so bad. He almost reached in to touch the teasing fuckers but a faint but prominent memory came to mind when he almost made the same mistake before.

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Three years ago

"So if you look here you would see-," Kagome stopped talking when she felt a hand that did not belong to her touch her breast while she was bent over showing her boss a very important document. Instinct kicked in and Inuyasha had to wear a cast for two months.

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Present day

Inuyasha sighed and flexed his hand and twisted his wrist. He still could feel the pain in his hand when he even thought about touching Kagome like that again.

"What would I do without you huh?" Inuyasha whispered and caressed Kagome's cheek.

Kagome quirked her eyebrow, moved her face ,and rolled her eyes.

"You would survive I'm sure of it. Or in reality you would call me until I answered to solve whatever crisis you put yourself in," Kagome said and stringed the long tie piece through the knot.

"When are you going to let me take you out?" Inuyasha asked and squeezed her ass.

Kagome slapped his hand away and stepped away from him.

"I like being diseased free thank you," Kagome said and readjusted her black rimmed glasses on her face and turned to leave grabbing her iPad and cellphone.

She stopped and waited for Inuyasha to follow her out of his office. He came behind her and wrapped his arms around her.

"I'll have you soon because I always get whatever I want. It will only take time and I'm willing to wait," Inuyasha said huskily and kissed her on the cheek and left.

"It's been six years buddy keep dreaming and get off of me or I will tell your father," Kagome and Inuyasha let her go and placed his hands in his black dress pants pocket.

Kagome went back to her desk to set up for the meeting that Inuyasha clearly forgot about...again.

Few Hours Later

"Oh Sango! That man infuriates me to no end! He has the nerve to work me like some mule horse. In the same breath he thinks that he can just claim me like I'm some hussy that he usually dates. Some cheap prize that he hasn't put an effort in winning," Kagome fumed while she was putting clothes in her washing machine.

"Yet," Sango said trying not to laugh.

"Never," Kagome countered.

"Well you know that you could always move back home. I know of some people in particular that misses you and wants to spend Christmas with you," Sango said beating around the bush.

"My momma and brother," Kagome said through her wireless headset and sighed.

"I'm not saying anything. Just make sure that you bring your butt back home-beep-What was -beep-that?" Sango asked.

"Gah! 200 bucks hell 200 million dollars it's my boss," Kagome said and looked at her wristwatch screen then rolled her eyes.

"It's him isn't it?"Sango giggled.

"YYYYeeeessss," Kagome groaned.

"Well at least -beep- nevermind. Call me later with your flight information," Sango said.

"If I get the holidays off," Kagome said and hung up the phone.

She then called Inuyasha back while she went towards her shower to get ready for a date that had been pushed back more times than she would care to think about because of her childlike boss.

"You called?" Kagome said when she heard a faint hello on the other end.

"Kagome I need your help," Inuyasha whispered.

"What did you do?" Kagome stopped the bath water and asked trying not to groan.

" I take offense to that! Anyway, I'm at this broad's house. Come to find out she's married and to make a long and dreadful story short, he's here. I'm in the bathroom. Come be my wife. We are suppose to eat dinner here that's the story of why I'm here and not to fuck his wife. Which is the unfortunate real reason. Hello?" Inuyasha called out on the phone.

"For the love of chocolate," Kagome exhaled. "Send me the address. Just so you know you owe me big time," Kagome said.

"Yeah, yeah just come on, this house is really small and hideously decorated," Inuyasha said and hung up.

Kagome let the water out so she could take a quick shower. She knew she had to be smoking hot to pass as Inuyasha's wife.

She decided on a red dress that had scoop collar that accentuated her breast, and encased her petite waist. The dress also had long red sheer sleeves to add some sort of elegance to it. The length stopped just above her knees and the split in the back to the back of her knees. She decided on wearing nude high heels that made her butt look big. She applied nude lipstick with a light red tint and black eyeliner around her eyes. She was glad she had her hot curlers in her head and took those out to have spiral loose curls to finish the look. She grabbed her nude colored clutch. She walked out to drive her car but saw Inuyasha's driver waiting for her. She sent a quick text to her date expressing her deepest apologies.

Beau:Tashio strikes again...Call me later love

Me: I'm sorry hun. I promise I will

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4567 Holiday Lane

"So Inuyasha how exactly do you know my wife?" the husband asked.

Inuyasha took a big gulp of the proffered lemonade he received from the woman he was going to dub Saturday Night conquest.

"Old friends. We saw each other at the store sometime ago. She invited me and Kagome, my wife, over for dinner when our schedules allowed it,"Inuyasha lied and botched some tamer version to how he really met the wife.

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Inuyasha met Ayame Wiley at a strip club two weeks ago. She was sucking his dick really well and Inuyasha wanted to employ her on a regular. He didn't even think to ask her was she married or not. What married woman would happily suck another man's dick for money?

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He looked at the now meek redhead woman and the hot headed husband he believed to be named Koga. Inuyasha inwardly understood and shook his head why she would step out. Koga suffocated the woman.

'Kagome where the fuck are you?' Inuyasha thought to himself and crossed his legs with his ankle touching his opposite knee.

"Dinner will be done in a minute. Inuyasha would you like more lemonade. I'm sorry we don't have anything stronger. Koga stopped drinking some time ago," Ayame said and poured Inuyasha another hefty glass of the sour stuff.

'If that woman don't hurry I'm really going to pee on myself,' Inuyasha thought to himself and tuned in to listen to the husband drone on and on about his used car lot.

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Before Inuyasha made up his mind to go in the kitchen and get a butcher knife to carve out his ears from the side of his head. Ayame went to the front door to let someone in that pushed the doorbell button and knocked on the door.

'Please be Kagome. Please be a murderer. I will gladly sacrifice Koga's life,' Inuyasha thought.

"Oh...uh...you-you must be Mrs. Taisho. We are waiting for you in the living room I mean sitting room. May I take your coat. Wha-what a lovely dress you have on. Our hu-husbands are in the sitting room. Dinner will be served shortly," Ayame said and lead Inuyasha's "wife" to him.

Inuyasha did a double take and nearly choked on the lemonade he was drinking. He quickly composed himself by straightening his tie and went to greet her. Inuyasha had a smirk on his face in appreciation when he saw what Kagome was wearing.

'Ah. She owes me a hundred bucks but she looks fuckable in that dress,'Inuyasha thought to himself.

He walked to Kagome but was knocked over by Koga.

Kagome's POV

I saw that smug ass smiling and grinning. I mentally face palmed myself because this was the stupid dress I told Inuyasha that I would never wear. Grr! Ass! Here I am saving his!

"Inu-whoa. Hi there," I said holding out my hand and steadying myself from being almost put in a bear hug.

Must be the woman's husband. Personal space jeesh. This is a very small house compared to my apartment and of course Inuyasha's giant house.

Normal POV

The man Kagome guessed as the husband, grabbed her hand and kissed the back of it. Kagome smiled and took her hand back then wiped the back of her hand against her side discreetly.

"My name is Koga. And yours Miss," Koga said trying to flirt.

"Mrs and my name is Kagome. What did you say your name was again?" Kagome asked in a snobbish type of way.

"Koga my dear. Here let me escort you around my humble abode," Koga said and snapped his fingers.

"Um yes?" Ayame asked walking into the living room to announce that dinner was ready to eat.

"Bring our best wine for the lady," Koga commanded without looking at Ayame.

"We don't -," Ayame started to say irritated at the way her husband was treating her in front of company.

Koga held his hand out to stop Ayame from talking. Ayame laughed a humorless laugh and placed her hands on her hips.

"Nonsense. Just go and buy some. Can you see that our guest is thirsty," Koga said angrily through gritted teeth.

"Oh that is unnecessary," Kagome said trying to break free from Koga's vice grip on her arm.

"Are you sure?" Koga asked.

"100 percent positive," Kagome said and took a deep breath.

'A fine mess you got yourself into girl. I might take that offer and head back home and get another job. This is getting ridiculous!' Kagome thought to herself allowing her body to be dragged around the modest abode.

Inuyasha's phone buzzed in his pocket. He took it out and read the new message.

Future Wife/Sec: You owe me big time-Kagome

Kagome secretly texted to Inuyasha who was still flirting with Ayame. Koga was flexing his muscles and purposely placed himself beside Kagome and kept her attention on him and not her "husband."

'This is going to be a long night. Yay,' Kagome thought and now wished she had something stronger than lemonade.


A/N: Decided to do a Christmas themed story a bit early! Plan on being done with this story before the year is up :) Please review, follow, and favorite! The holiday season is coming! Have a great weekend!

Until next time

M