Your name is _First_Name_ _Last_Name_. You are a girl of 14 years, and you are a huge fan of the comic HomeStuck. Of course if anybody knew this you'd be breaking the fourth wall. That's right: you are in the comic! Anyways, today is your close friend Karkat's birth/wriggling day! You are currently on your way to their place to give them your gift- when a hand touches your shoulder.
You turn to see your friend: Eridan Ampora. "Wwhy hello _First_Name_" He said with a grin. True enough he hated humans- actually all land dwellers: but you where an acception. You respond with a kind; "Oh hello Eridan! I was just bringing Karkat a gift for his wriggling day!" You said with a smile. "Wanna come with?" He shrugged and gave a nod. "Shore. I don't see wwhy not." With that you both walked the rest of the way to Karkat's hive. You knocked, but instead of having Karkat open the door it was Terezi.
"H3Y GUYS! Terezi greeted with a green. "3R1D4N 4ND _F1RST_N4M3_ 4R3 H3R3!" She called into the hive- where a party appeared to be going on. You walked in, and seperated from Eridan. The first person to greet you after the two of you separated was Tavros.
"uM, hELLO _FIRST_NAME_" Tavros greeted with a small smile. "Hi Tav!" You greeted happily. The two of you chatted for a while until Gamzee went up to the front of the room.
"WhAt's uP MoThErFuCkErS? aLlRiGhT, wE'Re gOnNa pLaY A MoThErFuCkIng gAme. It'S cAlLeD '_FiRsT_NaMe_ TaVbRo lOvEs yOu aNd yOu ShOuLd gO HaVe tRoLl-hUmAn bAbIeS'" He laughed. You flushed and looked at Tavros, wjo was also blushing, but he was screaming at Gamzee. "gAMZEE, i TOLD YOU THAT IN CONFIDENCE! yOU BASTARD!" He screeched. You opened your mouth to speak, but both Nepeta and Vriska beat you to it.
"_First_Name_ and Tavros sitting in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G!" They teased, using the old childish taunt.
Tavros grit his teeth and glared at the two. You looked between the two and grabbed Tavros' hand, running out of the hive. He looked at you sheepishly. "Is what Gamzee said true?" You asked. "Do you really like me?" "uM..." He nodded. You grinned widely. Perfect!
You climbed up onto a low branch of a tree and reached down, managing to heave Tavros up there as well (with the help of him using his free arm). You sat him against the base of the tree and continued grinning. "uM..." Was all he said, confused about what was going on. You grinned as you spotted everybody coming out of the hive and in your direction. "Hey Vriska and Nepeta!" You called out. "You weren't teasing us you know." You said with a smirk. "*ac looks at _First_Name_ confused* What do you mean?" Nepeta asked. "You where just predicting the future." You said with a quirk of your brow, looking at Vriska. With that, you leaned in and kissed Tavros gently on the lips. The trolls cheered at this. When you pulled away, Tavros' entire face was flushed an almost peanut butter like color. You could hear the chant again from bellow, by the same two people- but mostly Nepeta. "_First_Name_ and Tavros, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G! First comes love.." You grinned goofily at Tavros. You smiled back, and pulled you back in for another, longer, mor passionate kiss. When he pulled away, this time you where the one flushing hardest. "aRe yOu gOnNa hAvE TrOlL-HuMaN BaBiEs nOw?!" Gamzee called up. You and Tavros stared at each other a few moments, before you looked down at Gamzee. "...Yes." With that you both burst out laughing- and you almost fell off the tree.
So, after that you and Tavros' where Matesprites (yay!). And you MAY have filled a bucket... or done it the human way... or not at all... who cares?!
