An Ode to Duo:

He-chan's blood is red,

A deep crimson hue,

Though he might not want to think so,

He is still human,

Through and through,

With out me,

Their life would be dull:

I am the one who keeps them sane;

I am the great Shinigami,

Here to add a little humor to a dead serious situation,

I am a master of persona,

But they don't know that:

Hhehehheheheh,

They hear ringing through their heads:

After I drug them,

Applying shaving cream to their heads,

Can't take a joke,

Not if their life were to depend upon it:

Joke with the Perfect Soldier,

O-meo-kuresu,

A gun pointed to your head,

You shall soon be dead,

Play a trick on the quiet one,

The silent soldier of L3,

He won't respond,

He'll just get Heavy Arms,

Need I say more?

Joke with Quatre,

Might as well,

Kick a small defenseless puppy,

Big sad eyes and all

Joke with Wu-man,

Kill yourself and save him time,

INJUSTICE scared into your mind,

Now if you joke with Shinigami,

Prepare for a war,

Because if it's a joke you want,

It's a joke you'll get…