He-chan's blood is red,
A deep crimson hue,
Though he might not want to think so,
He is still human,
Through and through,
With out me,
Their life would be dull:
I am the one who keeps them sane;
I am the great Shinigami,
Here to add a little humor to a dead serious situation,
I am a master of persona,
But they don't know that:
Hhehehheheheh,
They hear ringing through their heads:
After I drug them,
Applying shaving cream to their heads,
Can't take a joke,
Not if their life were to depend upon it:
Joke with the Perfect Soldier,
O-meo-kuresu,
A gun pointed to your head,
You shall soon be dead,
Play a trick on the quiet one,
The silent soldier of L3,
He won't respond,
He'll just get Heavy Arms,
Need I say more?
Joke with Quatre,
Might as well,
Kick a small defenseless puppy,
Big sad eyes and all
Joke with Wu-man,
Kill yourself and save him time,
INJUSTICE scared into your mind,
Now if you joke with Shinigami,
Prepare for a war,
Because if it's a joke you want,
It's a joke you'll get…
