Kaiba's Bad Experiece with Chibis

Saph: MUHAHAHAHA. POWER!!

Ryou: I suddenly have a bad feeling about this...

Haku:*pokes Seto in the back of the head*

Saph: ok, well, trick question of the day... what happens when you give a sugar-obsessed author a...thing... that turns people into chibis?

Saph: what else occurs with me? CHAOS.

Haku: O.o

Yu-Gi-Oh! cast: *edge away*

Saph: Bakura, do the disclaimer

Bakura: make me

Saph: do you want to run around in an Easter bunny costume?

Bakura: do that, girl, and I will send you to- *suddenly wearing Easter bunny costume*

Fangirls: CUUUTE! *run after him*

Bakura: DAMN YOU, SAPH!

Saph: *innocent* just do the disclaimer!

Bakura: fine then. Saph and Haku own nothing but themselves.

Haku:*watches Bakura run away from fangirls in the Easter bunny costume*

NOTE: this is Haku's first round robin, and this is the first one I've ever post it. Go easy on the reviews!

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Saph: *eating pure sugar* MUHAHAHAHAHA

Haku: oh no Saph has SUGAR

Haku: RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Saph: I wish that some scientist named bob randomly appeared holding a chibi-izer item and gave it to Haku so he could turn random people into chibis

everyone else: O.o

Haku:*pokes Kaiba in the back of the head then runs away laughing*

scientist named bob: *randomly appears* MUHAHAHAHA! I HAVE MADE THE ULTIMATE ITEM! THE CHIB-IZER! MUHAHAHAHA! here you go, laddie *suddenly has British accent* there you go, lad. easy now! *hands Haku the machine* scientist named bob: *tips hat, then disappears in a cloud of greenish- purple smoke*

Haku:*smiles a evil smile*

Haku:*aims it at Joey* HAHAHA ZAP YOUR CHIBI!

Haku:*turns head towards Yami* ZAP!

Saph: o.o

Saph: *watches Haku continue to zap random people*

Haku:*Bakura ummmm ZAP!

Haku: what power...such power

Haku:*points it at Tea, Tristan, and Serenity*ZAP ZAP ZAP!

*smoke clears*

Saph: where is everyone? *feels tugging at her pants* wha? *looks down and sees chibi ryou* CUUUUUUTE!!

Saph: *glomps chibi Ryou*

Chibi Ryou: @.@

Chibi Bakura:*in chibi voice* WHAT HAVE YOU DONE! I WILLSEND YOU INTO THE SHADOW REALM!

fangirls: *randomly appear* LOOK! CHIBI BAKURA! CUUTE! *chase after chibi Bakura*

Haku:*laughs at Bakura*

Chibi Mokuba: I'm telling my big brother you turned us all into chibis!

Haku:*pokes chibi Mokuba in the back of the head*

Haku: if you tell I will put you in time out little one

Chibi Mokuba: WAAA! YOU HURTED ME!

Haku: umm ummm here is some ice cream*gives ice cream to chibi Mokuba*

Chibi Mokuba: YAY! *dives into ice cream*

everyone else: I want ice cream gimme gimme gimme!

Saph: *chasing after chibi Ryou* WEE!

Haku:*runs away from all the chibi's and drops they item*AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Saph: *still running after Ryou* come back here! *trips over the item*

item: gurgle gurgle ZAAAAAAAAP

Haku:*gets turned into chibi*...

Saph: *after tripping over the item* @.@ wha? what happened?

Ryou: *innocent smile(Saph: KAWAII!!), and points and a dog pile of chibis in the corner*

Haku: *at the bottom of the dog pile* @.@

Saph: *poke poke*

Saph: so, now everyone's a chibi but me.... *picks up item* eh, what the heck. *presses button*

item: GURGLE, GURGLE, ZAP

Saph: mwahahaha! now chibis will really take over the world!!

Saku: YAY! TAKE OVER WORLD...whats that mean?

Saph: I dunno

Haku: o okay then CHIBI PILE WEEEEEEEE!

Kaiba: what's going on in he--? *looks around, not seeing anyone* uuh..

chibis: *run over to Kaiba* WE WANT ICE CREAM!! ICE CREAM!! ICE CREAM!

Kaiba: aaah! WHAT'S GOING ON??

Haku:* pokes Kaiba in the back*

half-eaten chicken nugget in the corner: well, it is now your duty to take care of all the chibis here, and find a cure. if you don't you will suffer the consequences *glows pink, and disappears*

Kaiba: what in the...?

Haku:*tugs on Kaiba's pants* mr. kiaba will you play with me?

Saph: no, he wants to play with me!

serenity: no way, mista kaiba wants to play wif me!

Haku: no he's mine

Mokuba: no, he's mine! he's gonna play with me, rite big bruvva?

haku:*punches Mokuba in the head*MINE!!!!!!!!!!

Marik:*climbs up to kaiba's face* you will be my mind slavee.... you will play with ME!

Kaiba: get off of me, you psycho chibis!

Can Kaiba survive? WILL he survive? I mean, he's in a room full of chibis!! Can he survive without looking too suspicious? AND HOW DO YOU UNCHIBI-IZE CHIBIS??

Saph: that wasn't funny, was it? Y_Y it will be funnier in the next chapters, I promise. This was an opening, so yeah. Anyways, review, flame, do whatever. But aim your flames at Haku...

Haku: HEY!

Saph: just kidding! Anyways, review!!