Author's notes- Good day everyone, I bring to you a comedy styled Fate/DXD crossover. While there will be serious moments like fights with bossess, these characters will always diffuse most situations with comedy. I am aiming to have this similar to Daily Life of High School Boys. This first chapter is just a prologue, the chapter that gets the main cast together. Well, I won't take anymore of your time, without further ado you may read on.

Disclaimer - I don't own the Fate and DXD series


"Hey" = Speech

'Hello' = Thoughts

Howdy = Incantation

""GOOD DAY"" = Everyone's Speech

*Ahem* = Sound Effect


Chapter 1 - Prologue


The concept of heroes are always affiliated with the concept of perseverance. In every heroic epic, the willpower to achieve their ideal, transcendended time to be acknowledged by mankind as the symbol of humanity and what they can achieve. Whether they are demi-gods, followers of Gods or anti-heros, the fact remains, they possess human attributes. Sometimes the original stories can be distored with time, like Sir Francis Drake being a women, King Arthur being a women, and Atilla the Hun being a women. However again the symbolic significance still remains the same. If one were to see the mundane quirks the Heroes of Humanity possessed, then they would 100% think, "Man, in the end we're all human. Imperfect and idiotic."


"Oui oui Merlin, the Throne of Heroes said you have to introduce a new hero to the Throne of Heroes."

The white/blue haired magus turned from his plate of pasta to see a tanned shirtless man with his arms crossed. Merlin proceeded to sigh and turn back to his plate, "Oh hey Yakuza Beowulf, can we talk later, I'm eating right now."

Suddenly Merlin was picked up by the collar and forcefully turned to see the scornful face of Beowulf, "Oui oui when I say you have to do something, you do it you bloody pretty boy."

Merlin nervously sweated as he remarked, "Wait didn't you say the Throne of Heroes wanted me to do it, not you?"

Beowulf faltered slightly before lifting Merlin's collar higher, "Look here flower boy, the Throne of Heroes originally wanted me to introduce the new guy. But I clearly don't wanna do it, you see my problem here."

Merlin gulped as he tried to reason, "Wait wait I already introduced the last guy King Hassan, why do I have to do it?"

The Magus of the Flowers was forcefully shoved a few millimeters towards Beowulf's face, "Oui oui you call that introducin? He locked himself in his room as soon as he got here. Now unless you wanna die again, I suggest you introduce him now."

Pendragon's Court Magus squeaked, "Can I atleast finish my pasta?"

His plea was not acted upon as Beowulf ran outside with Merlin dragged behind him from the cafeteria into the corridors, "I'm counting on ya flower boy." Before Merlin could say anything, Beowulf tossed him as hard as he could down the corridor with enough strength to break the sound barrier.


As Shirou expected, he arrived at the gateway to the Throne of Heroes after death, under Ruler class no less. What a record he must of left behind, the third most powerful figure in the world. Shirou was a humble man, a man of good manners, however on this one occasion he let out a cheerful and boastful laugh that would broke his aura of magnificence. His laughing was halted when he noticed a young man with blue hair in white robes. Shirou immediately stopped his laughing as he straightened up with a small blush on his face, "Salutations my friend, please do not mind my laughing, it just seemed like the appropriate gesture to release after death."

The white robed man waved it off, "Don't worry about it man, celebrate all you want, you're in the Throne of Heroes now." He resisted the urge to wink appraisingly upon sight of Shirou's clothing, a getup known from the Break/Zero craft essence. Merlin cleared his throat as he introduced himself, "Hello to you too my friend, I am Merlin the Magus of the Flowers, here to formally introduce you to the Throne of Heroes."

Shirou cheerfully smiled as he saluted, hand to his forehead, "To he greeted into the Throne by Merlin no less, I am not worthy of such an honor."

Merlin waved it off again, "Don't worry about, it's kind of my job to greet people here."

Shirou let a thought enter his speech, as he stopped saluting and raised his eyebrow at him, "I beg your pardon friend, but your job is to wait for people to die, so you break down their death?"

Merlin hummed in thought, "Well technically yes."

"That's cruel friend."

"Everything dies eventually."

"That's dark."

"Ahem, enough of that." Merlin raised his hands in a celebratory matter "Congratulations! Welcome to the Throne of Heroes Shirou Emiya!" The flowers below his feet cheered silently in a comical matter, cheering wai.

"You have my gratitude Merlin, I appreciate it."

"No problem friend, you were close about almost conquering Mars though."

"That my friend, was a sucker punch that was just cruel..."


MARS

Supreme Praetorian Admiral Shirou Emiya was at his deathbed, lying against the remains of one of his spaceship fleet, missing an arm with a gaping hole in his side. This very moment was the final push to conquer all of Mars, once they captured the city of interest his forces would have a monopoly of all the mineral sites and supplies that Mars had to offer. Having the city under control would mean that all the other cities would soon fall due to encirclement and lack of supplies, attrition would win him the war at the cost of more than half of his forces. He was sure that his second in command could pick up where he left, he taught her well, leaving only the feeling of satisfaction on his victory of the 200 year war. At his last breath he smiled victoriously as he looked up to the artificial sky, "Haha…. I still died alone in battle…. I guess things never change..." And with that life spilled out of him as he fell into permanent slumber, right before an array of pods flew down crashing onto the ground, soldiers in menacing shining heavy armor ran out of the pods, checking their leader's condition. They confirmed his death and saluted to him in all due silence, arms across their chest among the array of plasma explosions and several more pod landings.


THRONE OF HEROES

"Oh well, you'll get em next time if you win the grail."

"My friend, I'm by default Ruler class, I can't win Grail Wars."

"Steering away from the topic at hand, you sure are vastly different compared to your counterpart, may I ask why that is?"

"In my short two hundred years of life, I learned a lot from many people, the most influencing being a crazy old man and time cheating women. Drawing a conclusion, they found my honesty a subject worthy of bullying."

"Ahhh, I suppose that would change a man no matter how strong, well I suppose our simple chat should pause for a bit now." Merlin's staff materialized within his hand, "I'm going to open the gate now." He raised his staff and the flowers below him spread like a wildfire, an intense hurricane blew from his staff causing pink petals to surround the duo.

"Gate of Heroes

Heed the call of a hardened man

A man forged from fire and tempered by war

A man that surpassed the steel chains of fate

A man who reached where no man has reached before

Shirou Emiya, Savior of Gaia and conqueror of Unknown

The man who chases the ever growing Horizon

The Throne of Heroes welcomes you."

"So yeah, our first order of business is to introduce you to your fellow residents." They both walked through the door revealing a long hallway decorated in diamonds and platinum, giant statues of knights hugged the walls as their spears pointed upwards like the knights of old would salute to their uppers. There was no ceiling, but the sky was littered with stars forming constellations or comets. Truly a place worthy of Heroes. They stopped at a door on the side, a door decorated with colourful blue xenon lights with a gold skull carved into it. Merlin gestured to the door, "Alright here's the first Hero of the day."

"May I ask who we're visiting?"

Merlin winked at him before opening the door, "You'll find out soon." As the door opened it revealed the deep dark emptiness of space.

"Ummm Merlin, how does one get in?"

"That's a good question friend."

"I believed you greeted heroes into the Throne of Heroes? I find it strange to see your incompetency at this point?"

"Hey it's my first time doing this! The new guy King Hassan said he didn't need a tour and locked himself in his room!"

Shirou sweatdropped, "There's another Hassan?"

Merlin raised his hand to defend the assassin, "Hey, they have an excuse to have several counterparts."

They stared into the empty space looking for any sort of transport. Shirou's eyes widen as a plan formed in his head and slammed his fist into his palm, "I have an idea!"

Merlin turned his attention to Shirou as hummed, "Hmmm care to enlighten me?"

Shirou smirked cheerfully as he laughed in a borderline Gilgamesh laugh fashion, "Nyaahaha! As a experienced space combatant, I know a method to travel these plains!"

Merlin replied blank faced, "Mhmm, remember magecraft doesn't work in space."

Shirou laughed more, "I wouldn't make such a rookie mistake my friend, everyone knows without the Earth's atmosphere you can't enact mysteries." His face instantly changed into the commander personal he adopted over the centuries of war, "This is what we will do." Merlin, enraptured by Shirou's B rank Charisma, paid close attention.

"We jump off and call for help."

Merlin nodded out of reflex, before widening his eyes then transforming into his chibi artstyle and shouting, "That's a terrible plan!"

Shirou also turned into his chibi version and said, "It's the only way."

"What do you mean It's the only way!"

He adopted a smug look and gave a thumbs up, "Trust me"

"I just met you!"

A new figure arrived, "Hey what are you guys talking about?"

Merlin crossed his arms, "Oh, Shirou is just being silly."

Shiro recoiled back in hurt, "I beg your pardon! I'll have you know, that I used that tactic around 20 times, and had no casualties!"

"I can't believe you actually did that in real space."

The figure threw her hands in the air in praise, "Ohhhhhh Tensai-desuka!(Genius)"

"Nyahahaha I am aren't I!"

Merlin deadpanned resisting the urge to face-palm, "I don't even care anymore." With that the chibi scene ended and Merlin spoke up, "So back to the topic at hand how do we get to the Hero here?"

The figure's voice echoed, "You could always ring the bell."

Merlin face-palmed, "Right we have a doorbell system, thanks X-chan"

"No problem."

Merlin and Shirou closed the door and rung the bell. "My friend Merlin, who was that girl next to us?"

"Ohh that's the resident we were visiting."

"Ahhh I see, she seems nice."

"Umu, she's nice, but don't reveal her identity, she wants to keep it secret."

The door opens and it reveals the girl from before, she had blonde hair tied into a small ponytail and wore a blue and black baseball cap, she wore a black and blue glowing sports bra that had sleeves that reached the hand like a fingerless glove. The sports bra left the stomach area completely free, and only stretched to the sides of the stomach. She wore short shorts that were black, and had black and blue sneakers. The last of her apparel was a blue and gold scarf then hanged on her arm and floated around her magically. It was indeed very revealing. But that was not the surprising part. She looked exactly like-

"Saber!"

"Aahhhh Shirou?"

Shirou with eyes wider than a fish moved his gaze to Merlin who was mouthing "Please stop" while gesturing his neck in a silencing matter. Merlin coughed and spoke up rather hastily, "Well Shirou, you are incorrect, she is Assassin not Saber, and her name is Mysterious Heroine X."

She coughs rather suspiciously and refers to Shirou, "Aherm, yes I am Assa- WAIT! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU!" She screams while slapping Merlin like she was slamming her fist down, "MY CLASS IS SABER AND NOT ASSASSIN."

Merlin who was unaffected by the outburst calmly stated, "The Throne of Heroes deemed you Assassin Class."

"Ahhhh, that stupid Grail and those stupid containers! Just because I want to kill all Sabers, doesn't mean I'm an Assassin!"

Shirou and Merlin stared blankly at her, ""I'm pretty sure that would make you an Assassin if you want to murder someone""

She grumbled under her breath some more curses before she froze and mechanically turned her body to see a confused and shocked Shirou. "Aha...aha...aha...hello Shir-I mean stranger I have never seen before...aha... I am Mysterious Heroine X, but you can call me X-chan." Shirou was about to speak before he was interrupted by Artori-I mean X-chan, "Before you say anything! I am not Artoria! We are completely different people…. Aha...aha...aha…"

Shirou deadpanned before doing a mental comparison to Saber and X-chan. NO DIFFERENCE! But then he looks down to her chest. He places a hand on her shoulder as he gave her a look of pity, "I'm sorry."

A blood vessel on X-chan's forehead burst forward, "I'm not sure why I'm pissed off, but can you like die in a hole."

Shirou withdraws his hand as his his gaze drifted to Merlin who was again, silently pleading. This shows his loyalty to Artoria Pendragon, what a guy huh. Shirou steeled himself preparing for an awkward situation, "Ahaha… Salutations X-chan, I am the Supreme Praetorian Admiral of The United Nations Shirou Emiya-"

"I know that your name is Shirou" A few seconds of silence occurred as everyone deadpans also changing everyone's art styles to leave overshadowed shadows, "Aha…I mean who doesn't know you… aha."

Merlin coughed away the awkward silence, "Yeah if you didn't know X-chan is a general from Mars." Shirou then gasped as his eyes went blank. "Oh and X-chan Shirou conquered all of Mars." X-chan then gasped as well as her eyes also went blank.

After a few seconds of silence Shirou and X-chan jumped into the hallways several metres apart, "Oho, so you almost conquered Mars heh? I thought you didn't look like my Shirou."

Around Shirou suddenly formed a 12 layered runic barriers that rotated around him, and spoke out, "You are correct about me being a different Shirou, but after seeing your body gestures and langauge, I now understand why you became an assassin." He pointed at her, "You just wanted me for yourself so you decided to kill every love rival!"

A few minutes of silence occurred, X-chan's face became just pure rage with a barely visible blush, "THAT WAS NOT WHY BAKA!"

"You decided to become a Yandere! Yes that does make sense! My Saber always was jealous when Alter flirted with me!"

"BAKA SHIROU WHY WO-wait how were there two different Sabers in your universe?"

Merlin added his two cents, "X-chan being jealous would make sense, if I remember there are around fifteen Saberfaces in Nasu." Merlin quickly appeared beside X-chan to place a reassuring hand on her shoulder, followed by a thumbs up, "Hang in there X-chan."

Merlin suddenly dodged an unexpected laser blast from X-chan, "SHUT IT MERLIN!" She finally summoned her two swords, Excalibur and Excalibur Morgan. But no one actually knows their names so keep it secret (Everyone knows). "Shirou fight me! Time to test if you really do deserve to be called a Hero!" She charged forward leaving a trail of craters, using her prana burst skill on her two blades causing them to work like thrusters.


In another room within the Throne of Heroes

There, a blue man fishes by a river. He snapped his head and sniffs, then he grins, "I smell a fight." (*Ahem ahem* dog) "WHO SAID THAT!"


Back to Shi-chan and co

Shirou waved his hands around like crazy and abandoned his formality, "Hey hey hey I'm a support servant that buffs up with time!"

X-chan stopped her pursuit and expressed a confused look, before pulling out a phone and searching up something on the Grand Order wikia. She then held her phone up for Shirou to see, "Change class then, that's your Noble Phantasm right?"

Shirou's smile wavered as it twitched, "The rules of the Throne of Heroes says I can't use certain abilities, which completely destroy my build."

X-chan tilted her head, "What can you not do?"

Shirou hummed as he crossed his arms, "Well I can't call in guys, so Saber, Archer, Lancer, Caster, Avenger and Assassin are out." After his sentence X-chan turned her gaze away while keeping to herself a concealed chuckle. Realising her target of laughter Shirou frowned at her, "If you have something you want to say, say it to my face."

X-chan stopped her held in chuckle as she smirked at Shirou triumphantly, "Hohoho, you're just a useless servant that can't do anything but hide behind his troops."

A lone blood vessel on Shirou's forehead burst forward as his smile wavered, "Haha surely you jest X-chan, my Berserker class is pretty fearsome."

X-chan gasped in mock terror, "Oh no! What are you gonna do? Hide behind your wall of swords?"

Shirou's forehead then began to bulge even more, "If you're trying to taunt me, it's not working. After all I am a peaceful pacifist."

Merlin scoffed, "Says the one who fought and conquered a whole planet and species."

Shirou waved his hands around in defence, "My friend you must understand, we didn't start that war!"

X-chan smirked, "But you did finish it using violence."

Shirou smiled at X-chan in a massively strained way, "Assassin, you would best believe it to be unpleasant to go against my Reality Marble. Don't make me summon it."

Merlin interrupted before any development, "Oui, Reality Marbles are banned here."

"I beg your pardon?"

Merlin shrugged his shoulders, "Well I wasn't here when it happened, but I heard that Iskander broke the Throne of Heroes with his Reality Marble."

X-chan nodded in understanding, "Ohhhh, that's why the maintenance extended."

Shirou sweat-dropped, "Can we not talk about that mobile game right now?"

Merlin frowns as he whined, "Ehhhh, why not? I love this game."

X-chan screams, "Well of course you'd like the game you have C-rank luck! I saw your twitter post! You got two King Hassans in one ten roll pull!"

Merlin frowns as he counter attacked, "Hey hey hey, let's not forget who got three Artorias. D-rank luck is not that far off C-rank luck."

X-chan swung her sword around rapidly, "That's more of a curse than anything else to me you cruel son of a gun!"

Shirou facepalmed, "Guys… I have E-rank luck you jerks."

Immediately the suffocating salty atmosphere changed to that of a teasing air, as Merlin poked Shirou on his arm repeatedly with a grin on his face, "Hmmmm, just curious but what 5 and 4 star servants do you have?"

Shirou sighed as he poured his heart and soul, "I haven't any 5 stars…. All I possess are Helenas and free event servants."

X-chan and Merlin put a reassuring hand on his shoulder, as they both give him a thumbs up, ""Fighto.""

Shirou's eyes started tearing up as he reached inside his pocket for his wallet, "I'm whaling the next event."

As Shirou got into the in-game store, his arms were suddenly grappled and his legs frozen in place, "MERLIN HOLD HIM BACK!"

"SHIROU DON'T CONVERT TO THOSE GUYS!"


Meanwhile with the walk by servants

A white haired saint man sweat-drops with a wavy smile as he walked past with a kid with a book, "Anosa, can you do me a favour and not play with these three Alice?"

The white haired kid tilted her head in confusion, "Ehhh nande Father Shirou? They look like they're having fun."

He puts a hand on her hand, "It's too soon, you'll know their troubles when you grow up."

"Ano, I'm two centuries year old. When will I be old enough to know?"

"Give it 100 more centuries."

"Ehhhh! I wanna know now!"

"Alice-chan… Never grow up."


Back with the gang

Shirou parried Excalibur Morgen to his left with his spear, stepping back rapidly to parry the next slash from True Excalibur delivered in a spin attack after he parried the last blow to expose her back. Shirou bends his back and spreads his legs as he bent down to sweep at X-chan's legs only for her to prana burst into the air and return to her hit and run tactics. Shirou deciding that it was a good time to stop before he lost, fired several noble phantasms from the air to gain some distance from X-chan, who dodged nd or parried every blade. "Hey, can we stop now, I still have more people I need to visit."

X-chan stopped her advanced to reply in kind, "This is heaven, we have no perception of time." She then went back to that annoying tactic Shirou hated, extending her blade's reach with prana grounding her footwork and slashing faster than sound. Shirou trying his damned hardest to parry them all spinning his spear so fast that the untrained eyes would see nothing. "This is the final attack Shirou, be prepared!" After being grounded for so long she jumped forward into her normal blade reach while Shirou was still recovering, as she raised both swords, "EX-" Shirou's eyes widened, as he took his last chance, "CALIBAHHH!"

With that, an arc of intensifying prana erupted at Shirou, creating an explosion. X-chan panted there for awhile, before quickly dodging a blast of plasma, "That was close Assassin, I had to sacrifice two cannons for that."

X-chan ignored the jab for that moment, "I see, those cannons of yours are not powered by mana, thus is allowed in the Throne."

Shirou nodded, "Although I can't call anything else in today, I still have a cannon I can use. I have analysed your fighting patterns and have estimated all your other patterns, after all, I am the master of countering." After his sentence completed, his eyes glowed even golder, as if he suddenly understood the physical plane. And around her several blades of all kinds blocked her advances, making every angle covered with no escapes. She began to burst around blocking or redirecting blades, every now and then having to dodge a few strikes of plasma.

Merlin whistled, "This guy is a pretty good support servant, although these two will be in stalemate for a very long time."

Shirou however suddenly had to parry a spear directed at his heart as his instincts guided his body for a riposte only for the spearman to parry and strike again. The spearman grinned and shouted "HEY NO SERIOUS FIGHTS WITHOUT ME!I mean- What the heck guys? You're playing without me?"

Suddenly the blue man felt a stabbing pain at his head. "AHHH BAKA LANCER! THIS IS MY FIGHT!" X-chan who he realised was the source of his stabbing pain was currently chewing his head off.

"AHHHH ASSASSIN WHAT ARE YOU DOING!"

"I'M SAVING MY HONOR!"

"YOU'RE AN ASSASSIN YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE HONOR!"

"ONORE!FOR THE LAST TIME I AM SABER NOT ASSASSIN!"

Shirou facepalmed, "Merlin… What happened to her?"

Merlin sighed as he replicated his face-palm, "Our perfect and mature King is no longer"

"Oh Merlin-san, umm what's going on here?" Merlin and Shirou turned to see a blonde haired girl with amethyst coloured eyes wearing a steel battle dress, blue cloth dangling down, with the last pieces of her attire being gauntlets paired with a headpiece.

"Ahh, it's rare to see you alone Jeanne-chan."

She shyly nods and speaks her mind, "Caster Gilles and Saber Gilles got into another fight for no reason again, so instead of trying to stop it like I usually do I decided to investigate the loud noises from here."

"*Ahem* speaking of your arrival, perfect timing Jeanne, let me introduce our newest resident Shirou Emiya."

She raised an eyebrow in confusion as she tilted her head, "Another alter?"

"Yes my dear, except this one is nicer than EMIYA and is a lot better in everyway."


In another room within the Throne of Heroes

A tick mark appeared on the forehead of a certain white haired archer, 'I feel like I need to punch a pretty boy in the face,' he slammed his fist into his palm, 'Preferably a white haired magus.'


Back to Shi-chan and Co

The girl nodded and turned to Shirou, "Hello Shirou-kun, my name is Jeanne D'Arc a ruler class like you." She bows in the Japanese fashion, "I hope you settle into the Throne of Heroes nicely."

Shirou sweatdropped at her resemblance to Artoria, but he smiled and saluted, afterwards returning the bow, "Thank you Jeanne-san, I remember your achievements from your time with the living, you truly did inspire my stratagems during many times in my life. The books written about you are truly enlightening, your words are wasted upon a faker such as me."

Jeanne snaps back up with a small blush before retorting, "Not at all Shirou-kun, if it's anyone is unworthy here it's me! I just saw from the records of the Throne of Heroes that you defended the earth from an unknown force from space! I'm honored to meet you, even if it is in death."

Before they could debate more they were interrupted by Merlin's chuckling, "Ohoho, looks like Type-Moon has to actually think about that Fate/Stay Night DLC."

Jeanne tilted her head not understanding what was implied, and Shirou raised an eyebrow before checking out Jeanne and indeed was very impressed by what he saw.

"AAAHHH, SABERFACE!" Saber came slashing down at Jeanne who's slash was stopped by a runic barrier.

Shirou then revealed himself as the caster, having his Break/Zero apparel replaced with a cloak similar to Merlin, his hands constantly writing runes in the air, "My apologies X-chan, but you must know that my principles still stand till today."

Assassin flinched back, "Don't tell me! Are you going to add Jeanne-chan to your harem!"

Shirou deadpanned, "I'm single."

"My point kind of still stands! What do you intend to do with Jeanne-dono!"

"Me and her are very compatible judging from her persona and history. Unwavering to her ideal, and purer than the waters. Very much like you in a sense."

"You already have me!"

"I never dated my Servant, it was an adult relationship to kill stress."

"You're the worst!"

"You say these things, but I sense that you don't actually mind don't you?"

"Yeah I don't as long as it's a Saberface."

"Another counter-argument would be that I don't see the horizon in her yet."

"The Horizon? What do you mean by that?"

"Oh don't mind it, it's an inside joke."

"Ummm Merlin-san, what are they talking about?" Jeanne asks completely oblivious to the conversation.

Merlin deadpans, "You'll learn later."

The blue man shouts, "Assassin come back here we're not done yet!"

Assassin angrily turns around to face the blue man, "AHHH, Cuchulain how you still alive."

Cu-chan grins and shows a thumbs up, "My battle-continuation skill."

Shirou gasps, "Impossible! Don't you know people die when they're killed!"

"Hey Merlin-ojisan, what's going on here?" A blonde kid in casual clothing stood next to Merlin.

"Ahh Gil-kun, the dog just came back to life."

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING A DOG!"

"Ahhhh, sou-desuka(I see)." He turns his head to see Shirou, "Ahhh Shirou-san, it's been a while."

Shirou narrowed his eyes, before lighting up in remembrance, "Ohhh good day Gilgamesh, may I ask why are you a kid?"

"Because Nasu."

"Ahhh, that makes sense."

"Aha, nah I'm half-joking. I'm just the alter version of Gilgamesh who took the elixir of youth." Gil-kun nodded his head, "So you're showing him around are you? Can I tag along?"

Shirou nodded his head and smiled cheerfully, although it was weird talking to the King of Heroes without trying to kill each other, he still embraced it nonetheless. "Sure the more the merrier." Shirou gestured toward Merlin, "So where to?"

Merlin nodded, "Right, the next room is Solomon-san's room."

"Solomon, as in the one who invented magic?"

"The one in only."

A they closed in on their destination, Gilgamesh asked Shirou a question, "Ano(um) Shirou-san, if you don't mind me asking, what was your mentality when you did your last attack on mars?"

Shirou hummed, "Well, the plan was to capture Angor the mining city. If you captured that, we could advance our technology and magecraft. Once we captured that all the other cities would break down under attrition. Before anyone says anything, we invented a way to improve our technology while keeping to strength of mysteries the same."

Merlin lifted his staff in shock, "SORCERY!"

Gilgamesh ignored him, "So how did you die? The records from the Throne of Heroes only tell us that as you were advancing into the communications tower, the extraterrestrials detonated a nuke below the city and destroyed most of your forces. You yourself were injured as you used your magic to shield the surviving forces. So why did you confront the enemy commander?"

Shirou smiled in nostalgia, even though he just died recently. "Well, I wasn't expecting them to blow up their city, and I had plenty reason to think so. There were civilians, strategic resources and gold, even if they did defend it they would screw up their infrastructure and production meaning that we could just steamroll back in with the reserve force. I managed to save 48% of my forces at the cost of my right arm and most of my prana reserves, but nonetheless I ordered them to continue the attack. I myself continued on as well and was met with the enemy forces that were hidden in the nuke's blind spot. They had us really, lured us into a trap, predicted what our formation was. The next thing I knew both our battalions were at each other and the enemy commander and me were locked in battle. I had to fight him alone because him alone could actually turn the battle around if given the chance, and so I won the battle, but I bled out not too long after we successfully captured the city. Haha, what a terrible way to go out, well, I guess Shirou Emiya will always die in battle."

"Do you regret anything."

Shirou smiled at Gil, "Thankfully none that I can think of, I did everything to the best of my ability and always stayed true to my heart." Shirou narrowed his eyes slightly "I have no regrets, the the only path to march is towards the horizon."

"Umu, spoken like a true knight Shirou," Assassin said as her knight persona came back into form.

Jeanne nodded, "A true Hero has no regrets."

Lancer grinned, "Good on ya kiddo, you died a Hero's death. Not many get those you know." He then noticed a pout from Jeanne, "No offence to you ojou-chan."

"Anyways, we're here now!" Merlin rung the doorbell.

Gilgamesh tilted his head, "Hey Merlin-ojisan, are you sure this is the right place? I remember Solomon's door being gold and not silver?"

"Ara? You're right, this isn't Solo-chan." Merlin rubbed his head as he tried to figure out who this room belonged to. Suddenly he remembered, "Oh! I know! Those swords can only mean one thing! This is EMIYA's place."

Shirou suddenly got an urge to brag to him. So he waited for him to open the door. A few minutes later however, "EMIYA-ojisan open the door!"

After a few seconds of silence, the deep voice vibrated through the door, "Go away!"

Lancer barked (Ha, did you see that joke?Unintentional I swear) while banging on the door, "C'mon Archer! Come out and play!"

"Yada(No)! Go away and never come back!"

Jeanne asks with a bit of anger present, "Why is he always like this?"

Shirou humoured her and asked, "You don't like him do you Jeanne-chan?"

"Daikirai(I hate him)!" Flashbacks of mocking laughs, smirks, and pranks surfaced in her memory. Jeanne then attaches onto Shirou's arm, "Never change Shi-tan."

"Shi-tan?" Shirou asks with a smirk. She poked her tongue out as she pulled away with a smile and light blush.

However a small roaring could be heard from a certain Assassin, "STOP FLIRTING!" Assassin launched herself on top of Shirou while biting his head.

"AHHHHHH ASSASSIN STAWP IT!"

"I'M SABBEERR NOT ASSASSIN!"

"So it looks like EMIYA-ojisan isn't coming out." Gilgamesh sighed ignoring the two completely.

Merlin sighs, "I guess you're right about that." A devious smile came to form on his face and held out his hand, "Hey Gil-kun, wanna block his door?"

Gilgamesh adopts a devilish smile as he accepted his hand, "With pleasure."


"So this is Solomon's room?" Shirou asked as they stood in front of the door.

"Yes it is Shi-kun, the golden rings prove it!" Merlin then went forward to push the doorbell, but instead of a ringing, is was something else. And with that the floorboards opened below them. ""AHHHHHH""

A white haired man with a red robe chuckled as he watched them fall in, "I hope they have fun."


CHAPTER END

Author's notes- I kind of rushed this because I just wanted to get into the DXD verse as quickly as possible. Anyways, for the DXD only viewers (if there are any, which I doubt), you might or might not get the Jokes and references I made in this chapter, and man I had a good time making these jokes. I'll probably have a better time with jokes once we're in the DXD verse. Unlike my previous works, I am motivated to continue this, and will try to keep this fire burning. Originally, I was going to have Shirou and Merlin arrive at every individual door to meet with others. But I kinda went off course and ended up with all the characters conveniently coming together. Update will not happen on a schedule so yeah.

I hope you liked this chapter, I found making the gags quite fun. Until next time


AFTER-CREDITS/OMAKE

EMIYA sighed as he sat in his reality marble. Sometimes, living in the Throne of Heroes sucked. His Counter Guardian self must be having a great time sitting alone with no annoyances. He suddenly got a sudden urge for food, which was followed by his trademark sigh. 'Well, the annoyances have gone now, so I could get to the cafeteria in peace.' He reached for the door and tried to open it, however he found it harder than her thought. 'Ara, why won't it bulge?' He looked through the peeping hole to see not the hallway, but complete darkness. Suddenly, it all made sense, "THOSE BLOODY WANKERS!"


OUTSIDE

Gil and Merlin high-fived, "Good idea using Enkidu to bring all the Statues to block up the door!" Merlin exclaimed with a devious face.

Gil returned his gaze, "Thank you Merlin-ojisan."

Merlin then returned to his normal peaceful face, "Oh well, let's get to the next room, which I'm sure is Solomon-san."