A STRANGE CONVERSATION
This is based on an actual instant message conversation I had with my best friend.
The plot of the story is while fighting, Kim and Dr. Drakken get trapped in a room and their conversation they have while waiting to be rescued.
Disney owns all this stuff, except for flesh eating paper and my mind.
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Kim: Damn! The door's locked!
Drakken: I guess we're going to have to wait until our sidekicks come to rescue us.
Kim: Ron is my partner, not a sidekick.
Drakken: So it's true…
Kim: What?!
Drakken: Oh come on! Inquiring minds want to know. What's going on between you and Ron?
Kim: What do you mean?
Drakken: You are so dense! Do you like Ron?
Kim: He's my friend.
Drakken: Duh! But do you like him, like him?
Kim: No. Besides I can't really get into a relationship right now. There's school, cheerleading, Josh Mankey, my brothers, and saving the world. Plus, I have a headache and I have woman problems right now!
Drakken: Too much information!
Kim: Sorry.
Drakken: Oh come on Kim! Ron is so fucking in love with you! I can see it in his eyes every time he looks at you! You two would make a great couple. Come on, admit it. You love Ron.
Kim: I…I…
Drakken: Have I finally found the one thing I can beat Kim Possible at?
Kim: No!
Drakken: Tell you what, I'll get rid of all your villains, your family, and this Josh Mankey for a couple of days and you and Ron can start your relationship. I can easily arrange it.
Kim: Drakken, you need a hobby.
Drakken: Actually, trying to take over the world is a hobby. I actually have a job.
Kim: You do? What?
Drakken: Well, they don't call me doctor for nothing you know.
Kim: But you dropped out. My dad told me.
Drakken: Yeah, Technical College, but not Medical College. I have a P.H.D. I work at the Middleton Clinic on my off days.
Kim: I never knew that.
Drakken: Yeah, well I have to get money from somewhere. Shego spends money like a hot knife through butter. Did you know she spent one hundred dollars on nail care products alone last month? She doesn't even take off her gloves!
Kim: I never knew this much about you. You're really neat.
Drakken: It's really nice talking to you and not fighting.
Kim: I know. It is. Hey, why don't you stop trying to take over the world and we can talk even more, like get coffee or something?
Drakken: Are you asking me out on a date?
Kim: (blushing) No…I just…
Drakken: You are right though.
Kim: About what?
Drakken: We should all take a vacation. I have four tickets to the Bahamas. I could say that everybody has some strange disease except you, me, Shego, and Ron and we could all go have fun.
Kim: Why'd you buy four tickets?
Drakken: I didn't. This one guy at the clinic had like foot rot and he's super rich and gave them to me for curing him.
Kim: I have a question. Do you like Shego?
Drakken: Well…yes. I am so in love with her but I'm afraid she'll laugh if I confess my love.
Kim: You should go for it. At least see what her feelings are.
Drakken: I should, no, I will. Thanks Kim.
Kim: You know what, Drakken?
Drakken: What?
Kim: Fuck the world! I hate it and I'm tired of saving stupid ignorant idiots! I quit!
Drakken: No! You can't! I need you. Ron needs you. What about him?
Kim: He can go join the Go Team.
Drakken: What would his name be?
Kim: Rego?
Drakken: Fits. But you can't quit! What will all the bad guys think?
Kim: Fuck them.
Drakken: Kim, be reasonable. If you quit, I won't get to see you grow up, and get married and have children. You're like the daughter I never had!
Kim: How about this. I go evil and become your new sidekick, Elizabeth.
Drakken: Elizabeth?
Kim: Yeah, Elizabeth Kimberly Ann Possible. My full name.
Drakken: I was going to name MY daughter Elizabeth! Your father stole THAT away from me too!
Kim: Well, we could get revenge on them.
Drakken: Yes, and I will change my name back to Drew Lipsky!
Kim: Really?
Drakken: No, Drakken sounds way too menacing. So do you have any ideas for ruling the world?
Kim: Flesh eating paper. As soon as it touches you, your flesh begins to disintegrate!
Drakken: We're trying to take over the world, not kill people!
Kim: Fuck the world. Besides I've already tried it out on Bonnie. She thought she was getting an outbreak of zits.
Drakken: You've actually MADE it already?
Kim: Hey, like the job description says, I can do anything.
Drakken: I've improved a bunch of my inventions. With all this, we CAN take over the world.
Kim: Everyone will be MY slave!
Drakken: Uh, don't you mean OURS?!
Kim: Yeah, whatever.
Drakken: Partners?
Kim: Partners.
(they shake hands just as the door is blasted open)
Ron: Kim are you okay?
Shego: Dr. D, did she kill you yet?
Kim: We're fine, Ron.
Drakken: Yeah, just fine. We've decided to be on the same side now.
Shego: Damn! Blowing open the door got dust all over me!
Kim: Here Shego, have a napkin.
(Kim and Drakken grin at each other.)
THE END?
