Camouflage
Damn, how do you undo this thing? How does she even put it on?
Asuma was thinking hard but it was getting harder to focus with each passing second, especially when you were French-kissing with the hottest kunoichi in town.
Sensing that her partner was somewhat distracted, Kurenai pulled away from the kiss momentarily. "What?" she asked confusedly, voice hardly above a whisper.
"… Nothing."
Unfortunately for our hero, the heroine persisted.
"Something bothering you?"
It bothered her that something was bothering him. The heated passion in her eyes slowly dissipated as she eyed him levelly, determined to get an answer. Asuma wanted to bang his head against the wall.
"I was thinking…" he paused, looking contemplative.
how to undress you.
"… how lucky I am to have you in my life."
I am a genius, genius. I guess Kakashi's perverted novels do come in handy after all.
Kurenai's ruby eyes softened considerably and she smiled to him in a way that made his knees weak. But when she leaned forward and whispered into his ears, Asuma almost had a heart attack.
"The zip is at the side. You just have to ask, you know."
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Owari.
