A/N - I'm writing this story with Elda Ange.

"You knew the minute you met me, this is way things would always be." Ashura pounded his fist in Fai's stomach. Fai let out a slight gasp when Ashura's fist hit his stomach. He bit his lip, doing his best to stand up, coughing and gasping for breath.

"Maybe so...but I still had hoped..." Fai rasped.

Ashura grasped the back of Fai's head, "I took your phone, and I'm leaving for the evening- enjoy yourself."

Asura none to gently dropped the poor man. Fai fell to the ground with a soft thud. He laid there a moment. Despite being in pain, he took in the clear blue sky. His eyes, similar to the color of the sky shone lightly with tears.

Something poked Fai's cheek, "Witch, he's dead. Let's get out of here."

Fai flinched feeling something against his cheek. "The...hell?" he mumbled softly, opening his eyes.

"See Kurogane, I said he wasn't dead." A beautiful woman's melodic yet horrifically cheerful filtered into Fai's ears, "Your too hasty."

"And your the anti-christ. So do I kill him?" The gruff tanned owner of the first voice growled hopefully.

Fai sat up, holding his stomach with one arm. "Excuse me? But who are you guys?" The blond asked, standing up slowly. His head was still spinning, who knew a gut punch could cause such things.

"She's either a witch or the anti-christ. I'm not sure which," the man, Kurogane, muttered.

"Silence," The woman slammed her large foot into Kutogane's head.

Fai grinned letting an airy chuckle slip out his lips. "You two are like a comedy duo!" He called in a singsong voice. He stood up straight offering a pale, thin hand. "Fai D. Flourite."

"I'm Yuuko but of course that's an alias."

She smiled and grabbed the tanned man's spiked hair, " and this is Kurogane."

"What a nice name!" Fai exclaimed, "Can I call you Kuro-puu?" Fai asked, snickering like a smile child.

"MY NAME IS KUROGANE! KU-RO-GA-NE! UNDERSTAND ME, FOOL?" Kurogane's mane of black spikes quivered as he laughed again.

"He's like an angry doggy!" Fai called over his shoulder, throwing his hands in the air and running a ways.

"If you two fools keep running I won't be able to grant your wishes." Yuuko growled dangerously, her features seemingly crackling with power.

Fai stopped, blinking in confusion. He cocked his head to the side, "Wishes? Whatever do you mean Miss Yuuko?"

"I am a person that grants wishes," Yuuko settled herself on Ashura's couch, looking as though she was some all knowing deity, "I am here to grant yours and Kurogane's.

"A person who grants wishes in this day and age?" Fai asked, smiling his childish smile. He looked up a moment, pressing his finger to his lips, his soft blond locks falling out of his eyes. "Then...I guess I just really want to be friends with someone whose not going to care about who I am, what I do, or about my body, ne?" He looked back at Yuuko, a fake grin plastered back on his soft features.

Authoress' Note:

Elda: Boku wa Chibi Ange Elda desu.

Yao-chan: Yea, I really can't write seme parts and I came up with the story (kinda) in my brain. So I asked Elda for help. God I love her. Thanks for the help. It's 2 AM, I start school in 7 days...and I'm still not on schedule. Happy Friday the 13th!