The Most Normal Ones Are The Most Insane Ones

Chapter One

It was a unusual night in Gotham. The old Bat-Family were fighting together like always, but this time was different. The Joker really messed with Barbara's head when they were fighting one on one. He told her "Little Miss Bat you know… being insane isn't all bad. You get to kill people but you wanna know a tip! You shouldn't kill then with a gun because it won't last as long so you won't be able to cherish the moment! HaHaHaHa! And you know Little Miss Bat… Every single one of us has a little crazy inside of us… Especially you! Because who the hell dresses up like the old Bat, acts like the old Bat, and takes orders from the old Bat!? HUH? You belong in Arkham... Just like the Old Bat… It's your home! You're always welcome!" Barbara looked at Joker and said "Joker I'm not crazy! You're the crazy one! You belong in Arkham… Not me!" Joker laughed. "But Little Miss Bat you're just as crazy as me! Even though you never killed anyone but you'll get there! You'll get tired of Batman and then BLAM! HaHaHaHa! You know sooner or later he'll find a new BatBrat and replace you! Just like he does with his Bird Boys! He gets tired of one and he replaces them with another!" Joker laughed while walking around Barbara. Barbara got mad. "He won't do that to me! He's NOT LIKE THAT! THEY ALL QUIT ON HIM!" Barbara yelled. Joker let out another laugh. "Aw Little Miss Bat don't feel sad! He replaced three why not one more! Come with your old Uncle J! I won't replace you! Well maybe not now! Wait… What am I talking about! I will! HaHaHaHa!" Joker started skipping around Barbara. Tears came out of her green eyes. Barbara kicked Joker in the stomach. He fell down and let out a loud, long laugh. "What's wrong BatBrat! Are you afraid of the cold hard truth?" Joker started laughing manically. Barbara punched him in the face multiple of times. "SHUT UP JOKER!" Barbara yelled. Joker grabbed his laughing . Then he sprayed it in Barbara's face. Barbara started laughing hysterically. She pressed a button on her arm to call Bruce. "Barbara are you?! Oh MY GOSH BARBARA! I'LL BE THERE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!" Barbara couldn't stop laughing. She started crying. "Little Miss Bat aren't you having a blast! I love when we have these talks! Don't you?! HaHaHaHA!" Joker walked away. Barbara was scared that she won't make it. Then Joker came back with a crowbar. "Aw this old thing brings back lots of old memoies! Doesn't it! Well time to make new ones!" Joker laughed. He grabbed the crowbar with a tighter grip. Then he swung at Barbara. Barbara yelled in pain. Joker laughed even harder. He swung at Barbara again. Then he swung even harder. Barbara yelled louder. Joker started humming Pop Goes The Weasel. He swung again but this time he hit her head. Barbara still had the Laughing Gas in her. "Come on BatBrat put up a fight! It would be a lot more fun!" Joker laughed then continued humming Pop Goes The Weasel.