This is my first story so read and review or I'll sick Zetsu on you (that rymed yay bonus points)
(Zetsu is foaming at the mouth and clawing in the direction of the viewers )
"hurry he can only be stopped by reviews he has an insatiable thirst for them" me
"this is whipped cream un " (deidera pointing at foam)
(hits over the head with a pan )
"do think he'll be ok "white zetsu
(nudges with foot) "naahh HE'll BE FINE" black zetsu
(WAVES GOODBYE ) "bye, review and you get Itachi"
(itachi screams in other room)
me "ignore that bye now"
"Get up" my mother chanted in her annoying prep voice ,
"fwwck owwf" I grumbled my voice muffled by my pikachu plushie.
At this my mother leaned down to whisper (in a very demonic way which had me on the verge of soiling myself).
"Get up or I'll get the water don't think I won't , its your first day of high school get up and break some hearts" she added in a more cheerful tone .
As any sane would do (or insane person in this case ) I bolted out of bed only to fall flat on the cold unkind floor.
I pivoted around in an attempt to detangle myself from my multitude of blankets.
About to add a witty comment about my dead cat like reflexes.
I instead glanced at my death note alarm clock .
Here's a peak of what thought flashed and repeated in my head at that very second "$$$******ITT" and that's the censored version .
Frantically kicking the covers off like a rabbit on speed, I dashed for the bathroom my bare feet slapping against the tile floor and as I am a naturally graceful person (note heavy sarcasm )
I delicately face planted onto the even friendlier tile floor because I'm just special like that .
I quickly recovered and did a power slide to the to the shower (I'm so smooth ;)
"shower time don don don don don don don I feel good" I sang as I lathered shampoo in my scalp.
Yeah we can skip the rest of the details of the shower .
Towel drying my hair I leaped out of the bathroom.
I noticed the clothes that casper the not so fashionable ghost? (my mom) had laid out on the bed , complete with matching underwear.
I then proceeded to curse casper in seven different languages .
On the bed of horrors lay a black and white diamond pattern tank top and next to it was a denim pleated skirt.
Did she want me to flash the school, that's probably what she meant by break some hearts curse you she-devil (shakes fist at sky).
Don't panic I can fix this some rude badges, black lace up boot thingie converse and ta da , I looked in the mirror.
"damn girl you look fiiiiiiiine" (sometimes I wonder how my ego fits in my room).
I tousled my strawberry-blond hair and ran a brush through my side fringe swept it to the right .
My hair went down to the start of my chest.
I hated my hair its so thick buns are imposable, ggahh god hates me.
I'm not super skinny and I'm not curvy I have pale clear skin medium lips and I'm a c cup I have big cornflower blue eyes framed by thick brown lashes.
My heart shaped face and my baby blue's have gotten me out of so much trouble that and I have perfected the puppy dog look.
I ran down the stairs grabbed an apple and school bag , and bounded to the bus stop but as I ran I heard my mom call " Anzu you better be wearing the underwear I picked out".
This on top of high school I don't think I can handle this (mental sigh).
I skid to a halt at the bus stop spraying dirt all over some guy/girl .
I bring my hands down in an X motion and declare "SAFE" breathlessly.
I look up to see some blond guy/girl looking pissed if looks could kill I would be in a pool of my own blood by now.
"yo" a gave him ( I'm guessing here?) a two finger salute.
So of course he flips his lid.
"do you know who I am" he spits.
I stare at him blankly and reply "A she-male" god I love pissing' people off .
"WHAT!!!" he screeches.
I pick that exact moment to give him my Cheshire cat grin.
Next some guy with crimson red hair and chestnut eyes puts a hand on the blue eyed wonders shoulder.
While chuckling he meets my eyes and extends a pale porcelain hand "I'm Sasori" he states.
I just stare at his hand untill he lets it drop.
( my thoughts on this O-O ,)
He nudges the blue eyed wonder and says "and this hygiene lacking idiot is Deidera"
"I don't lack hygiene this bitch covered me in dirt" he emphases this by point an accusing finger at me I had to cross my eyes to see it in focus.
He's kinda hot , are you kidding me they're both smokin' WHAT!!! hold the phone I'm not a fan girl no way no how( damn traitorous hormones be gone.)
I focus on the noise I'm hearing my eyes hone in on the fingers snapping merrily in front of my face.
Deidera's face is inches from mine I blink rapidly, he so close my eye lashes brush his, fluttering like butterfly wings.
He pulls back "welcome back to planet earth" he proclaimed.
I open my mouth to speak but he cuts me off "I know its hard not to get lost in my charm and good-looks…."
"actually I was wondering if you two were a couple , I mean its already obvious who the girl is in your relationship" I flicked his nose and skipped onto the bus which had magically appeared , leaving the two teens gaping after me like fish.
I think I might like this school after all.
FINALLY DONE (slams head into key bored ouch)ME
"she out for the count lets draw on her face un "Deidera (waves bye ) and proceeds to draw on the authors face.
"reviews"Zetsu (cries pitifully)
"I'M STARVING SO REVIEW" Zetsu
''REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" (Zetsu)
