Keiko: HELLO LOYAL FANS!

Mixalis: Keiko, you are going to scare away everybody before you even get one question to answer.

Keiko: Fine...hello fans. I'm Keiko.

Mixalis: And I'm Mixalis. You can call me Mix, Mixa, or Parley.

Keiko: Parley? Really?

Mixalis: That's my name in Port Royal...Jack called me that.

Keiko: I'm not even going to respond to that...anyway..I saw an ASK story the other day and said why not...

Mixalis: But this isn't going to be any old Ask, story..its going to be a talk show!

Keiko: Where you the viewers will get to come up here, ask questions and request us to do anything...and I mean anything.

Mixalis: Keiko, watch what you are saying...Yuri...ever heard of it?

Kieko: (Wide Eyed back at Audience) Um...well. mostly everything. But yes, so this week on Cat Call.

Mixalis: Hey, we agreed it was going to be called Memoirs of Two Halves.

Keiko: Yeah, I changed my mind.

Mixalis: Fine, how about we call it From Nobody to Somebody?

Keiko: Ne, Mel already has a story up here like that.

Mixalis: Fine, I want it to be called...

Keiko: Now what, lets decide this later. We need to tell everybody up here what excatly will go on on this Talk Show.

Mixalis: Mixa Time.

Keiko: We can't copy Demyx Time on Youtube now, hush! (mixalis pouts and grumbles as she drinks from her Vodka bottle) Ok, but yes, we will have a talk show. Youi can ask us questions about the stroies we write, like if you didn't understand them or anything about them. (Insperation, why did you make a character do that, how your story telling evolved, etc)

Mixalis: Or, you can ask us about our story, our pasts, before they've even be posted. X3

Keiko: Yeah, you can ask about our personality.

Mixalis: Or how the hell I get along with my baka of a Somebody. (Takes another drink of Vodka)

Keiko: Mixa...(growls, tail flicking) BE-HAVE

Mixa: Kay, kay, yeesh.

Keiko: Or you can ask us advice for everyday problems and stuff, heck, we've been through a lot in our 19 years (Birthday is JUly The Fourteenth, I will be 19 then, LOLZ) So we probably could give you great advice for anything.

Mixalis: So don't be shy, we don't bite...well I don't Keiko might bite...being a cat.

Keiko: I do NOT! Anyway, you can ask me...

Mixalis: Yeah, they as you if they want to fall asleep. I will also be having a side show just for Nobody's who want to ask anything and everything about me. I'm an awesome person to get along with, just as long as you follow my rules. (You may ask about the rules) No touch the injuried arm... (Points at left arm) That's rule number 2.

Keiko: A side show? Please, you belong in a freak show.

Mixalis: Excuse me? I'm not the one with cat ears and a tail...

Keiko: But, I...ugh!

Mixalis: So anyway, don't forget to review and if you want to be on the show email us at KeikoMixalis at Gmail dot com. (Us the at symbol and . comprende)

Keiko and Mixalis: So tune in next time to...

Keiko: Cat Call!

Mixalis: Mixalis Time!

(glare at each other)

Keiko: We will decide the title when this gets posted up, agreed?

Mixalis: Agreed.

So remember, reviews feed us and don't forget to email questions or PM them to us. Oh, and we will do any dare you want, ok...ANYTHING. (Mixa: Keiko, you really want me to kill you, don't you)