This is for my friend Bani, so Bani-if you're reading this- I am SO sorry for not calling you and I am hoping maybe you might forgive sooner or later, a false hope I know but hey I can try can't I? So here's the Yullen you love so much even though by your standards it's probably crap like everything else I do but I tried and unfortunately I wasn't very descriptive but-
I hope you can imagine this happening- it should be quite easy since I stayed in character- hopefully- so here it is
+ Too Close +
--- Some Hallway in the Black Order ---
"Yuu-chan~"
"Stop using my fucking first name Baka Usagi or I'll slit your throat."
'But Yuu-chan--"
"Shut up!"
"Now now Yuu-chan you're not supposed to point sharp objects at people--it's not nice~"
"I'll show you what's not nice Usagi if you keep calling me that."
"We both know you love it since you haven't kill--"
WHAM
"OW! What was that for Yuu?"
"That was part of your admission to 'Get the Fuck Out of my Way Land', you get a free pass."
"Aw~ Yuu-chan's being mean Moyashi-chan~"
...
"Moyashi-chan?"
......
"Allen?"
..........
"Oh shit Yuu we lost Allen! He was with us just a minute ago! Moyashi-chan where are you~"
"What the hell are you going off about?"
"We lost your Moyashi Yuu!"
"Who the fuck cares about him? He disappeared awhile ago."
"So you don't deny he's your's?"
"What?! No he's no--"
"Yuu-chan raped Allen~"
"What the--"
"Oh my God Yuu's a pedophile!"
"That is just--"
"How could you rape our poor little Moyashi-chan~"
"Shut the fuck--"
"I bet he's tied up in your room-- le gasp-- that's where he is isn't it?"
"Usagi--"
"You're so evil Yuu-chan, tieing up our poor innocent Moyashi-chan! That's why you never leave your room isn't it?! Having your way with him night after night--"
Shing
"I swear to all that is holy that I will beat you into a bloody pulp if you keep talking."
"Well what took you so long?"
WHAMWHAMWHAMWHAMWHAMWHAMSTABSTABSTABSTABWHAMSTABSLICESLICEWHAMSLICEWHAMSTABSLICEKICKKICKSLICEWHAMSTABSTABSTABSLICEWHAMWHAMBAM!
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sigh
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Kreetmptmpchk
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"That was close."
mmph
"Very close wasn't it Moyashi?"
MMPHMMPH
I hope you enjoyed it- so if you'd be so kind as to review it would make my day XD
bye
