Now, here's a "Know your Stars" fic I came up with. I hope it's okay like my other fics. Here it is. First up: MC. WOOT WOOT!
Note: Halo belongs to Bungie, not me.
Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars...
The Master Chief goes on stage, and the crowd goes wild.
Announcer: Master Chief... is really a litte green man!
Master Chief: Uh, no. I am NOT. Just because my armour is green and I am born on another planet, it doesn't mean I'm an alien.
Announcer: Yes it does.
Master Chief: No it doesn't.
Announcer: Yes it does.
Master Chief: No it doesn't.
Announcer: Yes it does.
Master Chief: No it doesn't.
Master Chief: No it doesn't.
Announcer: Yes it does.
Master Chief: No it doesn't.
Announcer: No it doesn't.
Master Chief: Yes it does. SON OF A BI-
Announcer: Master Chief... is actually a robot!
Master Chief: OKAY! NOW YOU ARE PISSING ME OFF! (gets a rocket launcher and an SMG)
Announcer: Calm down man!
Cortana: Oh, he will be.
Master Chief: (fires weapons maniacally)
Announcer: (now very, very scared) Master Chief... is not called The Demon by the Covenant. He is called: THE ROBO DOODOO FREAK! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Entire Covenant: (laughing like jackasses)
Master Chief: (still firing weapons maniacally)
Announcer: As soon as this place is repaired, we'll be doing Johnson next!
Johnson: YAY ME!
Announcer: Piece of-
Master Chief: WHAT'D YOU SAY ABOUT ME?
Announcer: Uhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh, nothing...
Master Chief: Hasta la vista. Baby. (fires Scarab Gun)
Announcer: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYY! (dies)
Well, that wasn't too bad. Was it? Reviews please!
