Now, here's a "Know your Stars" fic I came up with. I hope it's okay like my other fics. Here it is. First up: MC. WOOT WOOT!

Note: Halo belongs to Bungie, not me.


Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars...

The Master Chief goes on stage, and the crowd goes wild.

Announcer: Master Chief... is really a litte green man!

Master Chief: Uh, no. I am NOT. Just because my armour is green and I am born on another planet, it doesn't mean I'm an alien.

Announcer: Yes it does.

Master Chief: No it doesn't.

Announcer: Yes it does.

Master Chief: No it doesn't.

Announcer: Yes it does.

Master Chief: No it doesn't.

Master Chief: No it doesn't.

Announcer: Yes it does.

Master Chief: No it doesn't.

Announcer: No it doesn't.

Master Chief: Yes it does. SON OF A BI-

Announcer: Master Chief... is actually a robot!

Master Chief: OKAY! NOW YOU ARE PISSING ME OFF! (gets a rocket launcher and an SMG)

Announcer: Calm down man!

Cortana: Oh, he will be.

Master Chief: (fires weapons maniacally)

Announcer: (now very, very scared) Master Chief... is not called The Demon by the Covenant. He is called: THE ROBO DOODOO FREAK! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Entire Covenant: (laughing like jackasses)

Master Chief: (still firing weapons maniacally)

Announcer: As soon as this place is repaired, we'll be doing Johnson next!

Johnson: YAY ME!

Announcer: Piece of-

Master Chief: WHAT'D YOU SAY ABOUT ME?

Announcer: Uhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh, nothing...

Master Chief: Hasta la vista. Baby. (fires Scarab Gun)

Announcer: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYY! (dies)


Well, that wasn't too bad. Was it? Reviews please!