Chapter 1: Invite

Note in this story I do not own: Naruto and characters, Mandy or Grim, The Baudelaire Children and characters from ASOUE, The Powerpuff Girls, Dexter, Zim, Gir, and Invader Zim characters... and some other characters I forgot to mention... Major Crossover!!

Also contains spoilers of the TDK Doujin... SPOILERS!

(TMM is Mostly a Naruto/Team Dragons/ASOUE story in my opinion)


"BWAHAHAHAHA," laughed a certain skeleton, "I hadn't had this much fun since the French Revolution!" The Grim Reaper shouted. It was death, doing his 'Grim Reaping' stuff. He was traveling through space finding his next 'victim'. He heard something.

RRRRIIIIIPPPPPPPP

Grim turned around.

"Uh oh."

The S.S. Andromita...

Riiinnnnggggg!!

"I'll get it!" Rosie said.

Sakura watched Rosie opening the closet door, "I'll never understand magic," she said.

"Invitation for Team Dragons!" the mail person said.

"Thanks." Rosie closed the door and opened the letter.

"You are invited to a wedding in the Other Realm.

Be in Pagan–the capital of the OR one month from now at 10:00 sharp."

"That's strange," Amy said, "It doesn't say whose wedding."

"Well, we're all invited, lets go alert everybody," Rosie said.

"NEXT MONTH WE'RE GOING TO A WEDDING," she shouted.

"Ny arranged Gorgia a wedding—again?" Naruto groaned.

"No," Gorgia said.

"We actually don't know whose wedding," Amy said.

"Probably some Witches Council member's wedding," Jessica said.

"Hopefully we'll have a normal wedding," Gorgia said.

"Girls will wear dresses and guys will wear suits."

"Define 'normal'," Dawn said, "A team of magical reptiles and seers stuck in human form going to a wedding in the Other Realm with a bunch of abnormal humans and an eight-year-old fairy–-wow so normal."

"And you'll help plan the wedding," a person with blonde hair said.

"And you are..." Violet asked.

"The bride of this wedding."

Later...

"I think Klaus would make a good ring-bearer and Bubbles would make a good flower girl," Gorgia said.

"They're adorable," the blonde haired witch said.

Gorgia nodded, "Oh, you never told me your name."

"Suzette," the witch said, "I'm second chairman of the Witches Council, next to Seerce."

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"I hate weddings," Shikamaru groaned.

"Ditto," Mandy agreed.

"At least it's not Gorgia's arranged wedding," Naruto remarked, "and hopefully the bride won't run away to Germany."

Shikamaru sighed, "This team is so troublesome."

"Rosie's making everyone come," Naruto said, "I wonder how funny Sasuke would look in a tux—HA!"

Sasuke threw a brick at him. "Shut the hell up."

xxx

"Gorgia," Suzette said, "How about you be my maid of honor?"

"Really?"

Suzette nodded, "I don't really have one anyways."

Somewhere else...

Chaos Wrath Council Headquarters...

One of the purple haired witches—Tierra was reading an invitation she wasn't intended to go...

Oshana was polishing her pistol and Jag was finding anything useful to future plans.

"A wedding?" Jag said, "Tierra we're witches not posers."

"This isn't just any wedding, Suzette Squalor's wedding," Tierra replied.

Oshana's ears perked.

"Suzette Squalor?" she asked, raising an eyebrow.

"The second chairman of the Witches Council—the very council who took away your magic and sent you to fifty years lock down," Tierra said.

Oshana smirked.

"Do you really expect us, to crash a wedding?" Jag remarked, "Even if it is Squalor's."

"Team Dragons," Tierra said, "We'll be there and the citizens of Pagan will have to relocate until the wedding is over."

"I see."

"The wedding is due in one month," Tierra said, "But Jag is right... even if it is Suzette's wedding—we'll send someone else."

"The Akatsuki," Oshana smirked.

"I have a plan," Tierra said.

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"We need a few of your members," Oshana said.

"What for?" the leader said.

"A wedding."

The leader was not convinced.

"A Wedding?"

"The wedding is located in Pagan—the Other Realms Capital. Because of this wedding," Oshana smirked, "Current residents have to relocate until the wedding is done, and the only people invited to the wedding are those 'Dragon Bitches', the idiots living with them, and the Witches Council."

"I see," the leader said, "So how many?"

"Five—Itachi, Kisame, Deidara, Sasori and Hidan."

"Usually, Kazuku goes with him..."

"He's better off without Kazuku."

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"Agreed?" Jag asked.

"Agreed," Oshana smirked.

"Things are starting to almost go according to plan."

"Almost," Oshana said, "Is not good enough."