The Lord of the Rings…Parody
The world is changing…
I feel it in the waters…
I smell it in the air…
In the beginning candy rings of power were forged.
Three were given to the elves,
The insomniatic, arrogant immortals.
Seven were given to the Dwarves,
Know-it-all readers of the mountain halls.
And nine were given to the kings of men
Who above all else desired sweetness.
But they were all deceived
For another candy ring was made,
forged in the Land of Mordor,
And in the syrupy, hot liquids of Mount Sugar
There the dark lord Sauron poured all of his hatred, malice and his cravings of sweets in to the one ring.
One Ring to rule them All.
