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Title: A Slice of Love & Family

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Chapter 1

Sasuke yells, "We are not having this conversation again and that's final"

*stomping of feet then a door slam

Sasuke closed his eyes and massaged his temples. Getting through to his sixteen year old son Natsuke was proving difficult lately. He understood his son was going through that rebellious teenage faze but did he have to make things so damn difficult. It was times like these that he knew his ex-husband would be grinning intensely because he thought they should have adopted a baby girl initially. However neither he nor Sasuke wanted to do the girl version of the sex talk or the menstrual one either. They had manage to settle on a baby newborn that interestingly hadn't been named as yet; it also sported brunette hair like Sasuke's and deep blue eyes resembling Naruto's. It could have been considered fate and the raven felt good about life. Then a few years went by and presently he was now divorced; his sweet and innocent baby boy was now an angry, demanding teenager.

Sasuke dialed Deidara's number; he needed to unload his excess stress on someone. It was his bubbly blonde brother-in-law who helped him stay sane in times like this when Natsuke acted up; because strange enough he too was a parent. As long as Sasuke didn't ring the blonde during his happy hours with Itachi, he could call.

Deidara: SASUKE!

Sasuke: Not so loud Dei, headache.

Dei: Okay fine….so what did Natsu do now?

Sasuke: Oh Nothing besides give me a migraine about wanting a car.

Dei: Yay! So when is he getting it?

Sasuke: Dei, I think you mean when is he not getting the car…because I said no.

Dei: Oh come on Sasuke, he's sixteen. Kids get a car at sixteen and a wild party too

Sasuke: Oh whatever Dei, I'm not going to spoil him. He needs to know he doesn't always get what he wants.

Dei: Says the guy who at age twelve had a Ferrari and a Benz before he could even get his license. At least he's not fucking yet, you should be proud.

Sasuke: Damn it Dei, not helping.

Dei: Okay look, if you don't give him he's going to probably steal it.

Sasuke: That's not the point, a car is a big responsibility and I just feel he's not up to it as yet, especially with the way he's been acting lately.

Dei: Oh well, you could always ask him if he would settle for a tattoo or body piercing instead

Sasuke: Hanging up now Dei.

Dei: Haha, toodles Sasu- hon

Tossing the phone on his night stand the raven went to bed, hoping his son would just get over the idea.

Next Day

Sasuke's day was good; no meetings, no annoying phone calls; only boring paper work that needed his evaluation and signature. But it was now five thirty and Sasuke knew he was not going to get all his paper done. The raven then decided it was time to call it a day. He packed up his paperwork in a neat pile on his desk and proceeded to head home to his son. Slowly pulling his black Lamborghini towards his driveway, Sasuke saw a Blue McLaren parked in his spot. The brunette quickly cooled his car engine in front of his house, got out and began to assess who the vehicle could have belonged to. Then he saw it, right at the left hand corner of the windshield, staring him right in his face, almost mockingly, the Hyuuga crest.

In an instant Sasuke flew into a rage, "Natsuke, get your fucking ass out here!"

The blue eyed brunette teen trudged out the house with arms folded to meet the deadly glare of his father.

"What do you want now Dad?"

"Where the hell did this car come from?" Sasuke asked knowing exactly where it came from.

With a look of pure innocence the boy shrugged, "I don't know"

Sasuke closed his eyes and reopened them, "what do you mean you don't know"

"Exactly what I mean Dad, I don't know. However between me and you; I think there is a car fairy going around, so why don't you just let me keep it. You know, to not be rude to the fairy or anything."

Natsuke beamed even though he saw his father becoming angrier.

The older raven's glare narrowed while he spoke, "When I said no I meant no and if you go behind my back again you're going be in a world of pain end of discussion.

Natsuke rolled his eyes and muttered, "You're such a lame ass sometimes"

With an eyebrow raised Sasuke asked his son "What was that?"

The boy smiled "Oh nothing Dad"

Sasuke's hand took on a life of it own and slapped the teen hard in the back of his head.

"Ouch! Dad, what the hell"

The older man shrugged

"Oh by the way Natsuke"

"Yea Dad"

"Call either your uncle Neji or Gaara to come get this off my property, like now"

"Fine"

If Sasuke could massage his own shoulders he would have because he surely needed it now. He was silently fuming because neither Neji nor Gaara were able to come get the McLaren until the next morning. Therefore he had to park his baby in the garage because he wouldn't have his car stay on the curb. He also knew he wouldn't have his cousin's car occupy the curb either; even though the man was wrong for giving his son the car without consulting him first.

The raven smirked to himself, just a few more days and he would be dropping his son off at his ex-husband's house. Then he would get a well deserved week vacation from his son. Probably he could go to the spa or clubbing just to get a good lay, which he had to admit had been a while.

Sasuke climbed into bed then counted the days off in his head till his freedom while smiling to himself. He was going to miss his son during his week off like he always did but he knew his ex- husband would take great care of their son, till he got him back the following week. He couldn't deny that Naruto had impressive parenting skills and he would definitely know how to deal with their son's stubbornness to get a car.

The brunette always regretted that their marriage hadn't work out how they had envisioned. It had been a thrilling roller coaster that just came to an abrupt end. The divorce was rough leaving them both emotionally drained but they were both still there for Natsuke through it all. While the raven laid in his bed, staring at the ceiling. He then thought to himself, "damn it, why couldn't Natsuke throw his tantrums during Naruto's week".

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