Finn's Bad Days: Marceline and Flame Princess

Finn and Jake chill with BMO in their home attic telling recent stories that happened. Finn went first.

Finn: I can't believe it guys. My only true love left me. Flame Princess and I were dating for almost a year and she decided to go with someone else.

Jake: Ummmm, Finnnnn… you didn't mention who Flame Princess replaced you with.

Finn: Oh, well it's very shocking. I never knew this personal fact about Flame Princess. Um, um, um….

BMO: Spit it out you silly ass.

Finn: Ok, Ok. Flame Princess left me for….

Jake/BMO: c'mon! You can do it man!

Finn: MARCELINE! Ok! IT'S FREAKIN' MARCELINE! Marceline was my damn first love. Then I found her lip locking with that fat ass, ICE KING!

Jake: !?

BMO: Holy CRAP! So you mean, Marceline and Flame Princess are… lesbians!?

Finn: You're damn right my bros.

BEEP,BEEP! Finn's phone suddenly rang…..

Finn: Mother of crap. Flame Princess just sent me a pic.

Skaternfaner: tune in later to see what happens next! (._.)