Fruit, animals, and Naked boys, oh my
This world was a world that I had seen many times and I used it to escape sometimes. I sat on a stump that used to be a tree and waited.
I looked and saw that Tohru Honda making her way to her tent. I looked at her and she looked paler than usual.
"Oi, Tohru, what ya doin' out here?" She jumped and looked at me. She was trying to come up with a lie, she was horrible at lies.
"Haruhi you . . ." What why would I call her, well shit, that was my fake sister, no she was a real sister.
"Yuki, you okay, you spaced out there for a moment." I moved and sat down next to her.
"How about you come live with me for a bit?" She looked at me and then at the tent.
"I can't do that if I do that then I would have to pay you back." I sighed and smiled at her.
"Then I guess I have no choice. Tohru Honda, I am living with you from now on." She was freaking out and was trying to get me to reconsider this, but I held my ground.
"Tohru, there is a lot of things that could happen to you out here, I know you are independent, but at least let me make sure nothing happens to you while you are staying here." She stopped her squealing long enough to look at me and then she smiled and agreed quickly she ushered me inside.
"I have to go to school now, you wanna walk me there?" I looked at her and then at her mom Kyoko.
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Kyoko was sitting with me on my back porch and we were watching Tohru play with my dog, he would lick her then run away, and then pounce on her we would laugh, and then Kyoko turned to me in a serious manner.
"Yuki listen if anything happens to me take care of Tohru and her friends alright." I looked over to see the two playing without a care in a world.
"Kyoko what would happen to you to leave Tohru, and don't think like that you will be with us forever."
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It was the day of Kyoko's funeral; I stood by Tohru and her friends. There was really no one other than us there. I felt this pang in my heart as I saw them lower her body, and then she was gone. I looked at Tohru and told her to visit me when ever and her friends were welcome as well.
"Please don't be a stranger, I will and can do all in my power to help you okay." She nodded and her friends hugged us and I had to leave.
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Tohru was walking ahead of me and I saw that she had stopped at a porch and was looking at the little zodiac dolls. I laughed as I remembered a story that Tohru loved as a child.
"Yuki, looks aren't they cute." I felt that I should probably get her to keep moving, but I didn't.
"So you like those huh,"
"Yeah, but I don't see the cat,"
"Oh so you know about the cat huh,"
"Yeah I am the fan of the cat, if I could meet the cat I would totally make a fan club for him."
I sighed and bonked her on the head.
"You dope there are millions of cats in this city, sheesh, I love you but you take loving the cat a little far you know." She held her head and had tears coming down her face.
"Yuki, you didn't have to hit me so hard." She whined I sighed again and then heard a soft voice.
"I didn't hit you Miss Honda." I laughed as the purple haired kid came out of the house with the same school uniform that Tohru went to.
"Oh Yuki Soma is this house . . . I am not a stalker." I shook my head and bonked her softer this time.
"You dummy don't tell them you aren't a stalker, now they are going to think you are one." She nervously laughed and I couldn't help, but to smile.
"Alright let's go other Yuki, or you two will be late." He looked at me surprised and then we were off.
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"I feel bad for you guys having to come to this prison, and have an idiot for a president. Reminds me of the time I was in a host club and . . ."
"You were in a host club, as in a club with boys that entertain girls by . . ."
"No I was in a host club with boys that entertained girls with their looks and quick thinking. Shit I wouldn't do that with anybody even if I loved them." They continued to walk and I saw that Uo and Hanna waiting for her.
"Hanna, Uo come to my house later and bring Tohru." They yelled back their okay's and walked into the school. I missed those high school days where I could just play, but now I had to help Tohru no more, of the teen years hell I was twenty seven at Ouran, and they thought I was fifteen.
I was walking down the street and noticed nobody was moving. I looked and didn't see the Faythe boy, or any of the others. I looked behind me and saw a man that I had really never seen before.
"So you are the other traveler, I would have guessed it, but hey no one likes to be kept in the dark right?" I got into a battle stance and he laughed.
"Don't make me laugh." I smirked and shook my head.
"You just laughed, so I can't make you do anything. Now who are you and put time back as it was." He smirked and pulled out a girl from behind him.
"Hi, cousin Yuki, I missed you, where did you go?" She seemed sweet, and looked nice. I blushed and wanted to hug her. It was then it clicked.
"What is this some sick joke? How can you peg that girl to be my cousin?" She looked at me again and then at the man.
"Why doesn't she remember Kota?" He looked down at the girl and patted her head.
"Listen Yuki we need you to watch her for a few years and since you stopped ageing and wont age ever again it shouldn't be a hassle." I felt the blood leave my face; did he say I wouldn't age ever again?
"What do you mean I won't ever age again? Every one ages even Gods age, what makes you think I won't age?" He smiled and pushed the little girl at me. I caught her before she could fall.
"They still haven't told you; well I can tell you if you are willing to come with me." He held out his hand, as I was about to take it, Jecht stepped out of nowhere.
"Yuki, go to your real home and make Tohru stay with you, the Faythe brat will meet you at your house. He will explain this all to you, take the girl and go." With that I ran, I didn't know this girl and it was probably right that this girl was related to me, but right now I needed to think how to get us to my house and fast.
I reached the porch and let me tell you damn, it was like singing twenty million songs, and not taking a break. I set the girl down and then moved to get some water.
"Took you long enough, Missy why didn't you teleport here with her?" So that is her name Missy huh.
"What the fuck, you could of teleported us here? Damn it child I ran about ten blocks, ten mutha flippant blocks, my arteries feel like they are trying to jump out of me." It was then that she smiled and started talking adamantly. I didn't understand half the crap she was saying, it was like listening to a chipmunk on freaking crack.
I was looking for the duct tape and I knew I had some somewhere, maybe in the closet. I pulled everything out and
Then, a miracle happened and I found something better, super glue, no I wasn't going to super glue her mouth shut, that is cruel and unusual punishment, which is against the law. It was then that I pulled out a think roll of lime green duct tape.
The Faythe brat boy was trying to keep her company while I was gone, I found him wanting to kill himself. I sat him back in the chair and smacked his head. Somehow as I put the tape on the girl's mouth she bit me. It took all my patients not to kill her.
"Damn it girl silence is golden and duct tape is silver. Well in your case lime green." I looked over to the Faythe and poked him; he looked at me and then stood up.
"Yuki, we haven't been fully honest with you. You see in the 1800 men discovered that it was possible to travel to other worlds (No I am making this up we can't travel to other worlds for real) with this power created the guardian of the gates. That would be you and any of your cousins that are found. Your family has been guarding these gates for millions of years. At any rate it was found that if a human were to enter any world that the time would change and the worlds would collide. We needed to find you specifically.
The world has this one every thousand year check, this is the thousandth year and we can't send humans in the worlds anymore, you see they either get attached to one of the main characters to leave or they can't do their job right and screw up the plot.
We need you and your cousins to go into each world, we have evenly split it up, but today there was another mistake that happened and it was on the Black Optis.
The Black Optis are one of the first teams to be created, by your mother. Your father created this team, and wanted to protect you. I know this maybe too much for you, but we need you to continue. Just get through seventeen more worlds and it will be okay."
I looked up to meet the smiling Faythe I trusted him and just hoped that these Black Optis weren't going to cause any trouble. I looked over and saw that the girl was asleep and holding her stuffed poodle.
"What can you tell me about my cousins and this girl in particular?" He then sat down and sighed.
"To be honest there are so many of you that it was easy to divide the worlds up. But if one of the head cousins dies, then the next head will be decided immediately."
Wait my mother and father weren't the heads of anything other than maybe the job they had."
"Actually since they were ahead of both the Black Optis and the Blue gales you are now head of both." I felt my head was going to fall apart, I looked at the purple boy and he seemed to smile encouraging to me.
"Fine I don't mind that, but to make this simpler is there away to combine the two teams?" His smile turned into a scowl and then a frown.
"You would combine two incompatible teams to help protect the universe from destruction." I moved to stand and then look out the window.
"If it saves the universe than there shouldn't be a problem now should there be, if anything it should strengthen the alliance from the other teams." There was a knock on my door and I went to see who it was. I looked to see blonde hair at first and then I saw green black hair; I smiled as I realized it was Uo and Hanna.
"You guys made it good, now come in so we can yell at num skull over there." I moved to the kitchen to see the girl trying to make something, she had put a cup of ramen in the microwave with no water and I was there in time to stop it from blowing up and making it explode.
"Missy is it, why don't you go and talk to my friend's daughter while I make this." She was gone in an instant and I could hear her talking a mile a minute.
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I was walking home from work and from sighing Missy up for school, I was now on my way to go and see Tohru, when I got there I didn't see her anywhere, I knew she came home late for work so I left the food there and went to the Soma house to greet them. I was at their porch when they came running out, I bumped into Yuki, (haha Yuki, bumped into Yuki, whatever I thought it was funny) I saw smoke fill the air and I felt my ears pop out and my tail swish.
"Damn I was hoping I could go the whole year without changing." I looked to see a mouse, and I smiled evilly, I got my claws out and was about to play a nice cat and mouse game when Shigure came out of nowhere.
"Ah, Yuki what brings you here?"
"Huh oh I was looking for Tohru, I brought her some dinner, and since I was stopping . . ."
"You can stop the act now aunt Yuki they know that I live in a tent, they caught me while I was walking back." I sighed and thanked them, then the question of why I didn't take her in came up.
"You see I tried to tell her to live with me, but her pride gets in her way and she didn't want to impose on me, which I don't mind I get lonely in that damn house alone." I heard feet running towards us and looked to see a girl with her poodle crash through the paper door. I paled and saw she was being attacked, by three men.
"OH HELL TO THE NAW, WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ATTACKING HER LIKE THIS I SHOULD JUST FUCKING KILL YOU RIGHT NOW!" With that the men gave up their attempts and high tailed it out of there. I looked at the destroyed door and then at them.
"Well this was fun, but we have to go now, we will repair the door tomorrow." With that I kissed Tohru goodnight and was out the door before you could say magical pony.
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"What were you thinking I told you to stay inside, what if they would have done something worse than chase you? I am just glad that. . . Wait a minute you can defend yourself why were you running from them?" She looked at me and then smiled, she pulled out some sushi and was about to eat it when I pulled it away from her. "No we are not going through that hell again." She pouted and tried to get the sushi back.
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"Okay I need to know what you are allergic to and how you behave so tell me or draw the things you are allergic to." She stuck her hand in her stuffed Poodle and then pulled out a sushi roll and popped it in her mouth. It didn't take long for here to puff up like a balloon.
"Oh snap, insulin, no, that is for diabetics what the hell do I do?" It was then that the girl pulled out a little tube that said severs allergy helper. I took the thing away and stabbed it in her arm.
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Well this was a great night I wonder what else can happen, never mind I don't want to know, I will just sleep and get the day over with. I tucked the hyper active girl into her bed and she was asleep before I could walk out.
I just hope Faythe brat doesn't come with bad news tomorrow.
