Emmi: And here's ANOTHER in my commercial series! Cloud, come on down!
Cloud: (still in the hospital from when I shot him in Sephiroth's commercial.) Make the pain stop! Please! Have Mercy!
Emmi: This isn't going anywhere…. (Chants a healing spell) There ya go. I'll just shoot you again when I'm done…
Cloud: You demented evil BITCH! You shot me!
Emmi: Yeah. I did. Can we get on with this?
Cait Sith: Emeria Heyl does not own anything used in this fic except the thought of the series.
A young girl dragged a blond into a studio. "Hey Jerry! I brought another vic… I mean, willing participant for a commercial!" A skinny blond male came out of nowhere. He was dressed in purple skinny jeans and a Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days shirt, just like the girl had on.
"Oh good! We just got a new product too! He's cute. Is he single?" The girl smirked. "No, he has a date with Sephirtoh after this. My friend is getting Sephy, you remember him right?" Jerry laughed. "Yeah. He was hot Emeria. Now," Jerry took a dramatic pose, "on with the commercial!"
Take one:
Cloud is standing next to a bottle of hair cement. "Day Stay Hair Cement. It has nothing to do with my hair being gravity defying."
Take two:
The staff is seen yelling at Cloud to stay something other than "Kill Sephiroth and all fan girls."
Take three:
"Aerith, I'm sorry. It was all my fault! I let you die!" Cloud collapses crying.
Take four:
"I refuse to do this." A girl stands off to the side with a gun. "Uhh…. Day Stay Hair Cement. Your hair could look like mine!"
Take five:
"Day Stay Hair Cement. For people with gravity defying hair."
Take six:
"Does your hair not do what you want? Buy Day Stay Hair Cement today!"
Lol. I don't feel like shooting Cloudy again. The third in my series.
