Eridan stood on the edge of the bridge. Purple tears streamed down his face. He looked down at the hard concrete below. Surely, he would die from this height. This is it. He thought as he took a small step closer to the edge. This is the end.

All he ever wanted was someone he could rely on. Someone he could talk to. A friend. But no one wanted to be Eridan's friend. No one wanted to be there for him in his times of need. He tried so, so hard to please Feferi. To make her happy. It was all that mattered to him, and she threw it back in his face. She didn't need him anymore. No one needed him anymore.

He began to sob. There was nothing left for him in this world. No one would ever love him. He closed his eyes and took off his glasses and shoes. He put them next to him on the ledge. He wanted to leave some trace of his existence. He wanted to believe that someone, anyone, would miss him. He was just a loser in life, but in death, maybe people would remember him as something more.

He turned up the volume on his iPod as loud as it would go as he leapt off the edge of the bridge. "Howw could this happen to me? I've made my mistakes, got nowwere to run. The night goes on. As I'm fading awway, got nothing to say, howw could this happen to me?!" He sadly screeched into the night.

He leapt form the bridge. For 6 agonizing seconds his entire life flashed before his eyes as he continued to sing Simple Plan. Then there was silence…

Eridan had landed into the arms of Sollux! Sollux had sprouted giant angel wings so he could fly to Eridan and save the day. "S-sollux-senpai…" Eridan cooed.

"Erii-chan. II love you."

"Oh senpai! You did notice me!"

They passionately kissed as Sollux flew them through a sakura tree. They pailed that night. It was a very passionate experience for both of them. Eridan cried the whole time ebcasue he was so happy and not because Sollux was raping him.

"I'vve finally found someone to accept me for wwho I am!" Eridan shouted, his eyes full of gleeful tears.

"Ye2," Sollux responded, "II love you even iif you do have arm2 where your leg2 are 2uppo2ed to be, and leg2 where your arm2 are 2uppo2ed to be."