Disclaimer: this is story is fictional and made for the purposes of entertainment/comedy only. The writer has no affiliation with NicoB and asks that he does not sue him (the writer) , he also apologizes for the crappy writing. It's also not porn, so don't worry!
Dangan Nico: Trigger Happy Havoc
Part One: Introductions
Nico woke up in an oddly familiar classroom "What the fruity f***" he looked up and when he saw the plates on the wall, he knew where he was. How the hell did I get here? Nico thought to himself, either way he knew what he had to do. He started on his way to the gym. This can't be real! His loins tingled with a mix of excitement and worry, if he was right he'd get to meet some of his favorite characters, but he didn't want to die. As he got to the front door all eyes were on him.
In his memorable accent Hagakure said excitedly, "Oh you must be a teacher here or something, do you know what's going on? We can't get out!"
"Holy shit…" Nico said under his breath, "I was right!"
"What're you talking about?" Asahina asked at Nico.
"Oh, nothing" Nico replied. Was he having another P.F. Changs dream? He thought so, but, he wasn't sure.
"Yes, true, true, but you are much, much older than everybody here… why is this?" Nico recognized the douchey voice… as soon as he registered who he was there was a finger in his face, "Explain, trash!"
"Shut the f*** up Togami." Nico said in a firm tone, then, sighed, "But, I honestly don't know…"
"Feh" Togami said and turned around.
Before he even got a chance to talk to everyone the monitor started up and the high pitched voice said "All students attending hopes peak academy please report to the gym" and Nico, like everyone else started walking towards the gym.
Part Two: Explanations
Nico, anticipating what would happen next was preparing what he would say, he was going to mess up Monkuma's plan's by revealing all the secret's Nico knew were being kept from the class.
He just hoped everyone would believe him.
"Helllooo, every one!" Monokuma said in his cute, yet incredibly malefic voice. "Thank you for attending Hope's Peak academy."
Just as Monokuma finished explaining his "game", and Nico could say anything to stop Monokuma's "game" from starting Oowada grabbed Monokuma and shouted "What the f***! We wouldn't kill each other!"
Monokuma started beeping and Nico knew what to do, he ran up to Oowada jumped, and roundhouse kicked Monokuma out of his hands. Nico looked at the ground in an incredibly badass fashion and said "Take that Junko!"
"What did you say?" Monokuma asked with great concern.
"I said, 'Take that Junko', as in you are Junko Enoshima." Nico said in a matter of fact tone.
"What" Monokuma said trying to dodge Nico's truth bullet, "Junko's over there!" Monokuma pointed at Mukuro.
"No" Nico said nonchalantly "That's Mukuro Ikasaba, Chihiro's a boy, and you've erased all the student's memories."
"That's it!" Monokuma said with growing anger "Heed my call, O spear of legend, Gungnir! Come to thine master's a-"
Part Three: Escape
Just before Monokuma could finish summoning the spell that would kill Nico a bullet flew threw Monokuma's head. "Holy mother of bagels!" Nico shouted he looked up and saw the Picky Penguins, of course! They were led by none other than Bagels The Penguin.
Bagels couldn't speak, but somehow Nico could tell he was saying "follow me!" When Nico arrived at the camp he almost instantly fell asleep. In his dream, he was greeted by a man with a long nose, "Welcome, to the velvet room! It seems you have a destiny to fulfill…"
How did Nico get into hope's peak? Why was he summoned by Igor? Find out next week on "Dangan Nico: Another Episode!"
Thank you, for your channel NicoB! I hope you continue to be on Youtube for as long as you live!
