"Spike! When's the new season of Doctor Who starting?"

"Oi, Harris, how should I know?"

"Because you say things like 'oi'."

"Of all the ugly stereotyping—"

"And your point is…? Do you know or don't you?"

"Never could make heads or tales of that BBC schedule. Word to the wise, though, they always have that Christmas eppie. Pay attention when December rolls round."

"Christmas is in December. Who knew?"

"You solicited my advice and this is the gratitude you show. Fine. See if I share any of the juicy tidbits I heard 'bout that Piper bird."

"Spill it, Spike!"