A/N: mildirk does not own Kung Fu Panda™.
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A Dark and Stormy Night
It was a dark and stormy night. The Valley of Peace at its most peaceful, the sound of raindrops falling down and the cool breeze that howled through the night just like this one. Everyone was sleeping soundly… well not everyone. At the Jade Palace, there was a giant panda sitting in the kitchen eating a delicious midnight snack. His favorite noodles that his father had brought for him. He was about to take a bite but before he could smell it, before he could taste it, before he could feel it at his tongue, he heard a creeking sound.
"Who's there?" The panda said.
He then continued to the consumption of his noodles. He had not even tasted it when… creek.
"Tigress, is that you?" The panda said.
He then checked out where that creeking sound came from. Whatever it is, he was sure that he felt that someone was watching. He checked but could not find anyone there.
"Hmmm… must be my imagination." He then continued to bite that delicious bowl of noo… swoosh.
"Seriously, cut that out whoever you are? I know Kung Fu." He looked around as he swore that he just saw something pass by. He must be seeing ghosts now.
"Master Oogway, whatever you're up too, I'm scared now. I get it. Now, please don't…"
Swoosh
He looked around and around and still he did not see who it was. Unknown to him, someone was about to take a sip of his delicious noodles. The Panda then looked at his bowl only to find…
"Ahhh!" The panda screamed letting go of the noodle bowl as the bowl hits the floor until the bowl broke to a million pieces wasting those delicious noodles.
"Ahhh!"
After that sudden shock, the panda took a moment to analyze the situation. He breathed and relax, then he talked to the person who was about to eat his delicious noodles.
"Mantis! Why did you scare me like that?" The panda said.
"Uhhh… Po, did I scare you… I mean I was just minding my own business before I saw… that…" he said with his saliva dropping off his mouth.
The panda figured out what he wanted and invited him to have some noodles with him.
"Thanks for being a sport, man." The mantis said.
"No problem buddy. It's not your fault. I mean who could ever resist my dad's famous and delicious noodles."
They continued their small talk as they both enjoyed a delicious meal of noodle soup at the cold, dark and stormy night.
Lightning flash… thunder…
Po was now in his quarters, asleep and dreaming dreams… well actually nightmares [thunder] buwahahahhahah…
"Where am I?" The panda said.
He looked around and could recognize that he was in his own bed. He got outside to see that his friends were not there. It felt like no one was in the Jade Palace.
"Guys?" He continued walking. "Master Shifu?" No one was responding. It was like he was the last man on earth. It frightened him, so, he decided to go to the one place that always cool his nerves.
He went to the sacred peach tree. There, he faced the valley as he tried to figure out what was going on. Then, he heard someone calling after him. "Po… Po…" He looked to whoever was calling him. "Master Oogway!" The panda stood up and embraced the giant tortoise.
"I missed you." The panda said.
"Po." The tortoise said.
"What?"
"Whatever you do, don't look up."
"Why?" The panda then looked up wishing he hadn't. He could see the bodies of his friends and his master hanging at the peach tree. Their bodies were in bad shape. Their heads had been stitched up and their eyes removed. His master's body suddenly fell hitting the ground with a loud smack as the rope that kept him up snapped.
"No No No No No No!" The panda repeated as he neared the tree with his hands beside his head.
"Told you." The tortoise just said calmly.
The panda kept repeating the same word over and over again.
"Master Oogway, what is the meaning of this?" The panda asked.
It took a short while but his reply was disappointing. "I don't know."
The panda kept crying wondering what had just happened.
"Po?"
"Yes master?"
"Don't be afraid."
"Yes master." The panda solemnly said wiping his tears with his arms.
"Good." The tortoise's head suddenly blew off leaving his body still standing and his neck spewing out an unusually large amount of blood.
The panda suddenly woke up. He looked to the window. It was a bright and sunny morning.
"Whoa, that was weird." He said. "I think I gotta stop having these midnight snacks."
Gong.
"Good morning master." He heard the others say.
"Oh no." The panda said.
A panda then opened the door, a red panda. "Po, you're late."
"Sorry master." The panda said. He stood up and bowed. "It will not happen again."
The red panda was satisfied by his reply. "Good. Now let us begin our training."
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