Screen Names:
ISeeDeadPeople- Suze (Obviously… I know she would never broadcast it like that.. but OH WELL!)
CourtJesta-Adam
Scooper- CeCe (You'll see)
Chapter One: Of Fuzzy Eyebrows and Pooper Scoopers
CourtJesta enters the room.
ISeeDeadPeople enters the room.
ISeeDeadPeople: hey
CourtJesta: my eyebrows are fuzzy
ISeeDeadPeople:
ISeeDeadPeople: wow. just wow.
CourtJesta: its true
Scooper enters the room.
Scooper: Hi! What are you guys talking about?
ISeeDeadPeople: adam's fuzzy eyebrows
ISeeDeadPeople: is that u ceecee?
Scooper: Yes…
ISeeDeadPeople: what's with the sn?
Scooper: sn?
ISeeDeadPeople: your screen name
Scooper: what about it?
ISeeDeadPeople: Scooper?
CourtJesta: sorry about the silence, peeps
CourtJesta: I was too busy laughing too hard
CourtJesta: i think I ruptured my spleen
Scooper: What's wrong with my screen name?
CourtJesta: SCOOPER???
ISeeDeadPeople: it's just kind of… weird
CourtJesta: WEIRD? It's BIZAR!! It's the QUEEN of QUEER. It's the MASTER of MADNESS its… its.. CRAZY!!
Scooper: It's bizarre, not bizar. And what's so bad about it? You know, Scooper… Like, I always get the
latest scoop on things…?
Scooper: Hence, I am the 'Scooper'. It's not funny?
ISeeDeadPeople: it just makes u sound like.. I dunno… a ice cream scooper or something.
CourtJesta: like a POOPER SCOOPER
Scooper: Oh, very funny Adam.
CourtJesta: POOPER SCOOPER!!! AHAHAHA
ISeeDeadPeople: o shut up adam
ISeeDeadPeople: lol
CourtJesta: POOPER SCOOPER!! CEECEES A POOPER SCOOPER!!!
Scooper: Shut up!
CourtJesta: YOU shut up, you POOPER SCOOPER!
ISeeDeadPeople: just ignore him…
Scooper: I always do.
CourtJesta: POOOOOOOOOOPER SCOOPER!
Scooper: Hey! MY screen name?
Scooper: What about YOUR screen name?
ISeeDeadPeople: Who ME?
CourtJesta: POOPER SCOOPER!! POOPER SCOOPER POOPERSCOOOOOOOPER!
Scooper: Yes, you.
ISeeDeadPeople: what's wrong with it?? Sixth sense is a CLASSIC
Scooper: Yes, but the whole 'I see dead people thing' pretty much got used up the first year it came out.
ISeeDeadPeople: so?
CourtJesta: CECE'S A POOPER SCOOPER! CECE SCOOPS UP POOP! AHAHAHAHA
Scooper: ADAM! SHUT. UP.
CourtJesta: or what?? You'll scoop up some pooooop and throw it at me??? HA HA
Scooper: You'll find a lot more stuff thrown at you if you don't knock it off!
ISeeDeadPeople: lol
CourtJesta: threaten all you want.. but at the end of the day ur still a pooooper scooooper!
Scooper: Whatever. I'm going to go and work on the new piece for the paper.
ISeeDeadPeople: yeah.. the parentals want me down for dinner.. better go
CourtJesta: bye suze!
CourtJesta: bye PS! (ha ha get it?? POOPER SCOOPER???)
Scooper: You're so funny.
CourtJesta: i try my best
ISeeDeadPeople: c u at skool tom!
Scooper: Bye!
So here's the first chapter of my new fic..Bad? Probably.. Good? haha REVIEW!!! lol Don't worry, I haven't given up on 'schizophrenia'.. but writer's block just stinks… lol
For this fic I used my lovely (ha) friends and me as muses… CeCe is my friend Hannah (bwahaha), Suze would be a watered down version of my friend Mel (yeah… she's usually more crazy.. so sue me), and Adam is yours truly! (And all my friends will agree that that is how I always act online…)
Review.. because I KNOW you want to.. and remember… reviewers get a STICK! (or was it a rock… I don't remember.. but its one of the two)
