Screen Names:

ISeeDeadPeople- Suze (Obviously… I know she would never broadcast it like that.. but OH WELL!)

CourtJesta-Adam

Scooper- CeCe (You'll see)

Chapter One: Of Fuzzy Eyebrows and Pooper Scoopers

CourtJesta enters the room.

ISeeDeadPeople enters the room.

ISeeDeadPeople: hey

CourtJesta: my eyebrows are fuzzy

ISeeDeadPeople:

ISeeDeadPeople: wow. just wow.

CourtJesta: its true

Scooper enters the room.

Scooper: Hi! What are you guys talking about?

ISeeDeadPeople: adam's fuzzy eyebrows

ISeeDeadPeople: is that u ceecee?

Scooper: Yes…

ISeeDeadPeople: what's with the sn?

Scooper: sn?

ISeeDeadPeople: your screen name

Scooper: what about it?

ISeeDeadPeople: Scooper?

CourtJesta: sorry about the silence, peeps

CourtJesta: I was too busy laughing too hard

CourtJesta: i think I ruptured my spleen

Scooper: What's wrong with my screen name?

CourtJesta: SCOOPER???

ISeeDeadPeople: it's just kind of… weird

CourtJesta: WEIRD? It's BIZAR!! It's the QUEEN of QUEER. It's the MASTER of MADNESS its… its.. CRAZY!!

Scooper: It's bizarre, not bizar. And what's so bad about it? You know, Scooper… Like, I always get the

latest scoop on things…?

Scooper: Hence, I am the 'Scooper'. It's not funny?

ISeeDeadPeople: it just makes u sound like.. I dunno… a ice cream scooper or something.

CourtJesta: like a POOPER SCOOPER

Scooper: Oh, very funny Adam.

CourtJesta: POOPER SCOOPER!!! AHAHAHA

ISeeDeadPeople: o shut up adam

ISeeDeadPeople: lol

CourtJesta: POOPER SCOOPER!! CEECEES A POOPER SCOOPER!!!

Scooper: Shut up!

CourtJesta: YOU shut up, you POOPER SCOOPER!

ISeeDeadPeople: just ignore him…

Scooper: I always do.

CourtJesta: POOOOOOOOOOPER SCOOPER!

Scooper: Hey! MY screen name?

Scooper: What about YOUR screen name?

ISeeDeadPeople: Who ME?

CourtJesta: POOPER SCOOPER!! POOPER SCOOPER POOPERSCOOOOOOOPER!

Scooper: Yes, you.

ISeeDeadPeople: what's wrong with it?? Sixth sense is a CLASSIC

Scooper: Yes, but the whole 'I see dead people thing' pretty much got used up the first year it came out.

ISeeDeadPeople: so?

CourtJesta: CECE'S A POOPER SCOOPER! CECE SCOOPS UP POOP! AHAHAHAHA

Scooper: ADAM! SHUT. UP.

CourtJesta: or what?? You'll scoop up some pooooop and throw it at me??? HA HA

Scooper: You'll find a lot more stuff thrown at you if you don't knock it off!

ISeeDeadPeople: lol

CourtJesta: threaten all you want.. but at the end of the day ur still a pooooper scooooper!

Scooper: Whatever. I'm going to go and work on the new piece for the paper.

ISeeDeadPeople: yeah.. the parentals want me down for dinner.. better go

CourtJesta: bye suze!

CourtJesta: bye PS! (ha ha get it?? POOPER SCOOPER???)

Scooper: You're so funny.

CourtJesta: i try my best

ISeeDeadPeople: c u at skool tom!

Scooper: Bye!

So here's the first chapter of my new fic..Bad? Probably.. Good? haha REVIEW!!! lol Don't worry, I haven't given up on 'schizophrenia'.. but writer's block just stinks… lol

For this fic I used my lovely (ha) friends and me as muses… CeCe is my friend Hannah (bwahaha), Suze would be a watered down version of my friend Mel (yeah… she's usually more crazy.. so sue me), and Adam is yours truly! (And all my friends will agree that that is how I always act online…)

Review.. because I KNOW you want to.. and remember… reviewers get a STICK! (or was it a rock… I don't remember.. but its one of the two)