Knock, Knock, Who's There?

One


"Why is everything so boring, nya?" Ichigo sighed. She was sitting at a table in the café. It was a little into the evening and they had barely gotten any customers all day. In other words, they were sincerely bored.

It was gloomy outside around the end of summer. They hadn't started school just yet but it was coming. It was humid, and just one of those days that everyone wanted to stay inside.

"Sigh. I wonder if anyone else is coming." Lettuce spoke up.

"Who knows?" Mint flicked a rather large piece of dust off of an empty table.

"I know!" Pudding shouted. Keiichirou and Ryou peeped in from the kitchen. Ichigo perked up a little. Mint just sat there without an enthusiasm whatsoever. Lettuce and Zakuro seemed slightly interested…

"We can tell jokes!!! Na no da!" Pudding smiled.

"Jokes?" Ryou walked in with his hands in his pockets.

"Hai." Pudding nodded.

"Pft." Ryou said and just walked right back out.

"I'll start!" Pudding couldn't hold in her joy, "Why did the chicken cross the road?" Pudding eagerly waited for an answer, to her 'oh-so-humorous-joke'.

"I don't know, Pudding, why?" Mint rolled her eyes.

"To get to the other side silly!" she smiled, "Your turn!" Pudding pointed to Ichigo.

"Me?" Ichigo pointed to herself. Pudding nodded. "No harm in it, I guess." Ichigo smiled, "Okay," she stood up and put her hands on her hips; "Three women are on death row. One's a blonde, one's a brunette, and one's a red head. A guy goes up to the red head holding a gun and says, 'Any last words?' she yells, 'Tornado!' Then, while everyone's running around screaming she runs off. Then, the guy goes up to the brunette and asks her, 'Any last words?' she replies, 'Earthquake!' So while everyone's running around screaming, she runs off and gets away. Then, the man goes up to the blonde and goes, 'Any last words?' and she replies by yelling, 'Fire!' and he shot her." Ichigo smirks. Pudding dies laughing. Lettuce laughs lightly, while blushing. Zakuro slightly smiles and Mint had no facial expression whatsoever. You could hear Keiichirou laughing a little from the kitchen.

"Let see someone else try then." Ichigo smirks. Lettuce shyly raises her hand.

"Okay Lettuce." Ichigo smiles and waits for her to start.

"Um… Okay. A black haired woman walks into a store. The clerk sees her, smiles, and says, 'Oh, I just love your hair.' He smiled. 'Thanks,' she replies and puts her hand through her hair, '-It's natural.' She then moves on. A brunette walks into the store and the clerk sees her, smiles, and says, 'Oh, I just love your hair.' He smiled. 'Thanks,' she replies and puts her hand through her hair, '-It's natural.' Then, she moves on. Then, a green haired lady walks into the store. The clerk sees her, smiles, and says, 'Oh, I just love your hair.' He smiled. 'Thanks,' she replies and puts her hand on her nose and sniffs loudly then put her hand through her hair, '-It's natural.' She smiles." Lettuce smiled a little at accomplishing her first joke.

"What are you trying to tell us, Lettuce?" Mint smirked, taking a sip of her tea. Lettuce blushed bright red.

"Not my hair." She sheepishly answered.

"Moving on!" Ichigo said.

"I have one." Zakuro stepped into the spotlight, "People are hiring for the CIA and they had picked three people to maybe hire. They take the first guy into a secluded hallway and give him a gun. 'Here, your wife's in the room. If you go in and shoot her, you've got the job.' They stated. The guy looks down at the gun and says, 'I'm sorry, but I just can't do it…' he said and hands them back the gun. Then, they bring in the second guy. They hand him a gun as well and say, 'Here, your wife's in the room. If you go in and shoot her, you've got the job.' He takes the gun, goes into the room. A couple minutes later he comes out and hands them back the gun. He says, 'I'm sorry… I just really can't do it.' He walks off. Then, they bring in the third candidate. It was a woman. They handed her a gun and said, 'Here, your husband's in the room. If you go in and shoot him, you've got the job.' She takes the gun and goes into the room. A few minutes later you hear: BANG, BANG! CRACK! BUST! The lady comes out breathing heavily and hands them the gun. She said, 'The gun had a blank in it so I had to beat him to death with the chair…'"

"Hahaha…" Ichigo smiled. Mint let out a snicker.

"That was great Onee-sama." Mint smiled.

"Suck up." Ichigo coughed.

"What?" Mint turned to her with a throbbing vain on her forehead.

"Nothing." Ichigo smiled.

"I'll go next." Mint sat up straight and smoothed out the ruffles in her dress, "What animal doesn't like to do laundry?" she smirked taking a small sip of her herbal tea.

"I don't know." Everyone shrugged.

"A leopard. It has too many spots." Mint smiled proudly at her joke.

"HAHAHA!" Pudding laughed hard, "- I don't get it." Ichigo rolled her eyes.

"I have one if you don't mind, ladies." Keiichirou came out of the kitchen drying a glass plate.

"Okay, Akasaka-san." Ichigo smiled.

"Arigatou," he smiled, "Okay. There are three men: a black guy, a Hispanic guy, and a blonde guy. They all work at the same place and eat lunch together. One day the black guy says, 'If I have another bologna sandwich, I'm going to jump off a building!' the Hispanic says, 'If I have another burrito, I'm going to jump off a building!' and the blonde guy says, 'If I have another turkey sandwich, I'm going to jump off a building!' So, the very next day, the black guy had a bologna sandwich, the Hispanic guy had a burrito, and the blonde guy had another turkey, so they all jumped off a building. At their funeral the black guy's wife goes: 'I had no idea he hated bologna sandwiches…' the Hispanic guys wife says, 'I had no idea he hated burritos…' then, they both look at the blonde guy's wife and she says, 'Don't look at me, he made his own lunch!'" Keiichirou smirked. Everyone seemed to die laughing.

"I could definitely see Ryou doing that." Ichigo smiled.

"What?" Ryou peeped around the corner. He seemed to appear out of nowhere.

"Don't take it personally, but look at you: 'Full-fledged-blonde'." Ichigo shrugged.

"Well, 'kitty'. I got one for you." Ryou sat down at an empty table…


Please review evryone, and let me know what you think!

-I was the inspiration for this story, because, I LOVE telling jokes. Whenever I learn a new one I have to tell. So, making a fanfic out of it was genius, personally.