Gideon Lightwood VS Gabriel Lightwood Rap Battle
With Carson as Gideon and Miles as Gabriel
Gabriel: Hey bro, I know we don't always agree
It's time it came down to you and me
Shall I continue? Or do you have a comeback?
Knew you never would
All you do is stand there like a block of wood
Gideon: Yeah I know I'm the oldest so you should know who to idolize
My morals are on straight if you haven't realized
Oh wait of course you didn't - your mind's in turmoil
On whether you should be the good guy or the evil
Well I don't have that problem - I'm the best that there is
I'm not dating the boy that I hate's sis
I like Sophie a lot and she know
I'm in the training room again saying "ay dios mio"
Gabriel: Hey, you take that back
I'm on the winning side
You'll never be a part of fathers house
Cause you were never satisfied
Your girlfriends a parlor maid
While mine's a hot Herondale
I throw shopkeepers out the window when they try to be polite and fail
You've got no personality, while i have the attitude
What you lack in panache, you make up for in latitude
Gideon: You say I've got no personality - at least humor I don't lack
Hey who wrote those letters to the Consul and made Sophie laugh?
A few generations later Alec Lightwood's got lots of fame
And I don't see YOUR first name as his middle name
You talk of hot Herondales, but they didn't like you first
Maybe it's because you tried to betray them - that's the worst!
When I learned the truth of father I turned and said my goodbyes
When you were too stubborn and refused to let go of your pride
Hey Lightwood's a good name - but guess what burns
When I came to the Institute
I wasn't called "Lightworm"
Gabriel: You talk about betrayal? I stand up for my ideals
Didn't turn and run the minute they said father was evil
When it finally came down to it, I'm the one that killed him
Saved your life, as well as all the other Nephilim
I turned my life around, had to swallow my pride
I stood up for our sister
While you stood to the side
Just stood off with your arms crossed, cause that's all you ever do
And while we're at it, may I mention I'm taller than you?
You had to order scones to get Sophie's attention
Then you made her trip and fall, slick move - that made tension
Gideon: Laugh all you want at my flirting attempts
It's not like in that field you are at all adept
Give me a break "Hey Cecily um you seem to like that horse"
That's worse than saying that sand is really coarse
When you said something intelligent Magnus thought it was me
And you're a certified idiot and that's all you'll ever be
The only thing I inherited from dad were his good traits and looks
And you inherited his disgusting ones - I'm not joking read the books
I came back to London after my travel year in Spain
Because my love for my brother didn't in any way drain
I'm not rash, I'm kind, I'm handsome and I'm calm - that's how I am
Put it all together and BAM! An ideal man.
Gabriel: Ideal? In WHAT? staying silent? Being dull?
You're as charming as a postbox, according to Will
You exist just as background, the cliched good guy
I'm conflicted, I make choices, in the end I chose right
I'm the only guy around who keeps Will on his toes
I score five out of five with all the knives I throw
I've been trying to protect you, save all our family from harm
When our father turned demon, I suppressed my alarm
I stand by the ones I love for better or worse
Don't you talk to me about my stupid line with the horse
You have no expression, I never know what you think
It's a miracle you got Sophie from the mortal cup to drink
Gideon: Yeah you suppressed your alarm - you didn't see it coming
Thought dad was truthful and honest, and all-round charming
I may be cliched but let's be honest I found a girl that's not
Cecily's a typical feminist even though she might be hot
I stay silent, that's right, I keep my anger in check
And we all know that women will choose the mysterious man in a parsec
And yeah you can't read my expression - Shadowhunters respect that kind of talent
You go get some of that while I look to the world as being all gallant.
Gabriel: Gideon, you know, put our differences aside
The past is in the past, now we're on the same side
After all is said and done, there's something you should know
Despite all our arguments? I love you, bro
I know we're polar opposites from one another
But no matter what,
You'll always by my big brother
Gideon: you're just saying that cause you're losing, right?
Love you too, bro - us Lightwoods are tight
