Title: The ARK Angels of DX and the Paranoid Android
Author: Kaykyaka
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the WWE and TNA characters used within this fictional story. No copyright infringement is intended and no money is being made by this work of fiction.
Ratings: K
Characters: Shawn, Cameron and Cheyenne Michaels, Amy 'Lita' Dumas Michaels, Hunter Hurst Helmsley, LC Helmsley, Aurora Rose Helmsley, Chyna, Trish Stratus, Randy Orton, Melina and Johnny Hennigan, Stephanie and Chris Jericho, the RAW and Smackdown Superstars, Charlotte, Dan and Carla McCool, Cassidy and Brandon Montenegro and Miss Taylor, Charlene McKenzie
Summary: Chyna asks Chris Jericho for help with her problem and his solution affects Hunter and Trish Stratus in a way that has the ARK Angels of DX, Randy Orton and the WWE locker room very concerned.
Chapter One – Stars in their Eyes
Smackdown and RAW Supershow, Arrowhead Pond, Anaheim, CA, 8pm:
The fans booed heavily as Randy Orton hit an RKO on an unsuspecting John Cena allowing Snitsky and Umaga to pick up the win over John Cena and Jeff Hardy.
COLE: What a despicable piece of garbage that Randy Orton is.
KING: Here comes Mickie James, she's checking on John Cena they're getting kinda close aren't they?
Not long after Mickie James hit the ring Trish Stratus ran down the ramp slid between the ropes and pulled Mickie James up by her hair.
COLE: Its Trish Stratus outta nowhere!
KING: And she's attacking Mickie James again!
COLE: RKO! Trish just dropped Mickie James with an RKO of her own!
KING: She really has been hanging out with Randy Orton!
COLE: The alliance between Smackdown's Trish Stratus and RAW's Randy Orton continues and it has terrible consequences for the current WWE and Women's Champions!
Backstage the locker rooms were buzzing about Trish and Randy's performance, they had become the mega heels of both shows and ever since they joined forces the ratings for both shows had gone through the roof. Shawn and Hunter approached the terrible twosome while everyone else applauded them.
"You guys are awesome!" Shawn said ecstatically, "I haven't enjoyed watching wrestling this much since my wife was on the roster!"
Trish and Randy nodded shyly coming down from their super-egotistic characters and turning back into human beings or in Trish's case, an angelic being.
"Are you guys having fun out there because we wanna keep this thing going as long as we can?" Hunter said and Trish laughed.
"Enjoy it while you can blondie because I won't be on the road for much longer," Trish said and the all the color from Hunter's face drained.
"What do you mean, where are you going, are you leaving, do you want more money, what can I do to make you stay!" Hunter panicked and Shawn slapped him around the head, "Ow!"
"Will you calm down?" Shawn said to Hunter pulling him to one side while the rest of the roster continued to congratulate Randy and Trish on another excellent performance.
"We gotta convince Trish to stay with us Shawn!" Hunter fretted and Shawn rolled his eyes.
"I say we enjoy this storyline for as long as we can," Shawn replied and Hunter looked at him with consternation.
"You don't seem too bothered that Trish wants to leave," Hunter said.
"She doesn't want to leave she has to leave, she's gonna have a baby remember?" Shawn said and Hunter frowned and then it all came flooding back to him.
"Oh yeah, Randy and Trish are gonna have a baby that's going to be the last member of the new angelic trio," Hunter said, "That could be anytime, it could be next year or it could be next week!" Hunter said panicking again.
"They'll be getting married first so we'll have fair warning," Shawn replied calmly and he put his hand on Hunter's shoulder, "Do like me – breathe and enjoy the ride,"
Hunter nodded, he took a deep breath and knocked Shawn's hand off his arm, "We're being watched, I'd appreciate it if you keep your hands to yourself," he said and Shawn smiled knowing Hunter was back to himself. He looked over at the terrible twosome that had taken the WWE by storm and thought about the Divine implications of them getting together and having a baby.
"Do you think they're getting closer?" Shawn asked Hunter who frowned at Trish and Randy as they talked to their locker room buddies.
"I sure hope not," Hunter said and Shawn slapped him on the arm, "Ow, will you quit hitting me?"
"Well get your head out of the finances for once, there are more important things than ratings, like love," Shawn said looking at the initial tattooed around his wedding figure and thinking of Amy. John Cena and Mickie James eventually arrived backstage after selling their injuries and Shawn and Hunter went over to them and congratulated them on their performance too.
"Well done guys great job," Shawn said as Hunter rubbed his head.
"Yeah bravo," Hunter said shaking John and Mickie's hands.
"Don't thank us thank the terrible twosome over there. Is there anything better than Trish and Randy right now?" John Cena said.
"No way, I'm not surprised though, anything Trish touches turns to gold," Mickie James said still obviously a huge fan of Trish Stratus and Shawn thought about that statement as the two Champs headed to the showers.
"I sure hope that's true where Randy Orton is concerned," Shawn said looking at the unlikely couple fondly and Hunter rolled his eyes.
"I think its time to go home," Hunter said heading for the exit while Shawn followed behind him floating on a cloud.
"Don't forget to come over to the Sandbox tomorrow you guys, Shawn and Hunter have no idea that Amy has arranged a surprise birthday party for them and Aurora," Trish said to the Superstars knowing DX had left the building.
"We won't forget," Matt Hardy said polishing his United States Championship, "I'm bringing my girlfriend," he bragged and MVP frowned at him.
"I am too so what?" he said.
"So nothing I'm just making conversation," Matt Hardy said.
"Well how about we talk about someone other than you for a change?" MVP said and Jeff Hardy raised an eyebrow.
"Like who?" he said.
"Like me, MVP, the most amazing Superstar in the WWE," MVP bragged and the entire locker room rolled their eyes and Edge cleared his throat.
"I don't think you can make that statement with me standing here," Edge said and the entire locker room groaned as Edge held up his World Heavyweight Championship.
"You know you guys don't come off like the arrogant jerks we're used to now that Trish and Randy have stolen your thunder," CM Punk said and Edge and MVP's faces fell while Trish and Randy laughed.
"We'll see you guys back at the hotel," Randy said to the locker room then he looked shyly over at Trish, "Are you gonna come with me?" he said gently.
"I'm gonna check on Mickie," Trish replied sweetly and Victoria and Maryse exchanged glances with Shelton Benjamin and Jeff Hardy.
"Do you want me to wait with you?" Randy Orton said and MVP and Edge rolled their eyes.
"No you can go I'll see you back at the hotel," Trish assured him and Matt Hardy smiled noticing how reluctant Randy was to leave.
"Aren't ya'll gonna hang out with us tonight?" Elijah Burke asked and Shelton slapped him around the head.
"I'm sure you guys just wanna hang out by yourselves right?" Shelton said and Trish looked at Randy who looked at her shyly.
"Yeah you don't need us to have fun, you can have fun all by yourselves," Kelly Kelly said but Trish and Randy didn't say anything, they just looked at their feet.
"So we'll see you tomorrow at the Sandbox!" Victoria said ushering the Divas towards the exit while CM Punk and Shelton Benjamin did the same to the guys. Trish looked up at Randy, there was a space in between them but she wasn't the one who had to close it. There was no doubt that the space was getting smaller and they were getting closer though.
"Everybody thinks were the best heels since Edge and Lita," Trish said and Randy nodded, "Not bad for two Superstars who used to hate each other,"
Randy laughed, "Yeah, we're not doing too bad," he said and Trish knew he had so much more to say but that wasn't enough, she had to hear him say it, "Did you see the way Hunter freaked out when you told him you wouldn't be doing this for much longer?" he said and Trish nodded, Hunter was the furthest thing from her mind right now, there was only one former World Champion she was interested in right now.
"He knows the WWE has got a good thing with us as causing chaos on both Smackdown and RAW," Trish said and Randy rubbed the back of his head, the weight of the question burning at the back of his mind was becoming unbearable but it had to be answered.
"So the question is how long do I wanna keep this thing going," Randy said pulling his hand over his face and Trish put her hand on his shoulder surprising him.
"You don't have to answer that question, you'll know when the time is right," Trish said and squeezed Randy's shoulder and gave him a warm smile. Suddenly Randy couldn't stop looking at her and when she went to pull her hand away he held it there. Then he closed the gap that separated them from each other by taking one step closer to Trish and he put his arm around her waist.
"I know the answer to the question and the answer is not much longer," Randy said and Trish smiled a smile she didn't even know she had.
"Oh my God!" Mickie James cried out jumping up and down and John Cena put his hand around her mouth as Trish and Randy looked over at them.
"Don't mind us, we were just leaving," John Cena said to Trish and Randy rushing a gagged Women's Champion over to the exit where all the other WWE Superstars were standing.
"Way-to-ruin the moment Mickie!" Victoria admonished the bubbly brunette.
"They closed the gap, they closed the gap!" Shelton said excited, "I can't wait to tell my wife they closed the gap!"
"They're getting closer," Edge said.
"This is so exciting!" Matt Hardy said.
"We better go they're staring at us," MVP said and the Superstars headed to their rental cars in the parking lot while Trish and Randy watched them talking amongst themselves from inside the Arrowhead Pond.
"Mickie seems fine," Randy said and Trish laughed.
"It seems we're the talk of the locker room in and outside the ring," she said, "we're gonna cause quite a stir at the DX party tomorrow,"
"Yup especially when we turn up with no presents," Randy said and Trish slapped her hand over her head.
"I was supposed to go shopping for it I totally forgot!" Trish said.
"Don't worry I remembered, we'll go to L.A we were gonna see Johnny and Melina anyway," Randy said as they strolled to the exit of the arena and headed towards the parking lot.
"Oh yeah," Trish said smiling brightly thinking that they really were a couple now; when one forgot, the other remembered, the use of the word "we" instead of "me," all signs were pointing in the right direction for the unlikely Holy Hook Up and Trish couldn't wait to tell her sisters in Christ who like the entire locker room where pulling for them both in and outside the ring.
