The Mimi Tachikawa Show

Mimi walks onto the stage holding a microphone and a deck of cue cards. She looks out at the crowd and smiles. " Hello, and welcome to the Mimi Tachikawa Show. Today's subject -I'm cheating on my guy with his best friend. Our first guest is Sora Takenouchi." She turns towards the side of the stage. " Sora why don't you come out here and have a seat."

Sora walks out onto the stage and looks out at the crowd who is clapping as she sat in a chair on stage.

When the clapping ends Mimi turns towards Sora. " Hello Sora and welcome to the show."

Sora smiles, " thanks Mimi."

Mimi immediately continues. " Now I understand that you've come on the show today to confess something to your current boyfriend."

" Yes, I'm here to tell him that for the past 3 months I've been seeing his best friend."

The crowd boos and puts their thumbs down.

" Okay Sora, well this is your chance to tell him," Mimi says and turns to the crowd. " Everyone let's hear a warm welcome for Tai Kamiya."

Tai walks onto the stage and walks over to Sora who's standing up and hugs her. He gets a confused look as everyone in the crowd boos.

" Hello Tai and welcome to the show. Please have a seat," Mimi says. She waits for Tai to sit down and then faces the crowd again. " Now Tai, do you know why you're here with us today?"

" No, not in the least," Tai replies.
The crowd cheers and laughs as Mimi begins to smile. " Well, Sora has something she wants to confess so listen closely."

Tai stares at Sora. " What do you want tell me?"

Sora hesitates for a minute but then snaps out of it. " Well Tai, as you know you're away on business a lot and about 3 months ago when you went away I... I had an affair."

Tai sits there in disbelief. " You...you WHAT?!?! YOU HAD AN AFFAIR WITH SOMEONE ELSE?!?!?! WHAT THE (beep) WERE YOU THINKING?!?!?!"

The crowd cheers and starts chanting, " Mimi, Mimi, Mimi, Mimi."

" Calm down Tai, there's more to this story. Now let's bring out our next guest Matt Ishida...WHAT?!?! Matt get your (beep) out here!"

Matt walks out on the stage and stares at Mimi as he sits down next to Sora. " Uh......hi Mimi."

Mimi stares at Matt and Sora with disbelief. ' Okay, remember Mimi you're on TV. Don't get carried away, especially on your own show.'

While Mimi's thinking Matt kisses Sora. At that moment both Mimi and Tai go crazy along with the crowd. " Matt you son of a (beep). What the (beep) do you think you're doing with my (beep) girlfriend?!?!"

Instead of wasting time talking Mimi walks right over to Matt and slaps him across the face as hard as she could.

" What the (beep) was that for you stupid (beep)" Matt screams at Mimi.

" What the hell do you think that was for? You're (beep) cheating on me with my best friend you (beep)."

" Don't slap him you (beep). You obviously weren't good enough for him so he came to me," Sora said in an evil voice.

Mimi then goes overboard and lunges at Sora. Tai does the same at Matt and two fights break out. The crowd goes wild cheering and whistling and even making bets on who wins.

A younger girl then jumps on the stage and grabs the microphone. " Hi, this is Kari Kamiya taking over for Mimi Tachikawa since she's a little occupied right now. I have to say this is the first time I've seen the host get into a fight with the guests. Well time's up for today, I hope you enjoyed the show. Tune in next week but until then, have a nice day." Kari jumps off the stage and walks away.

Doctors enter the scene and take Mimi, Tai, Matt, and Sora away to the hospital.

THE END...FOR NOW!