Trixie Tang's Farting Problem
By Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus
Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: ...I never figured to write about Trixie Tang farting. Then again, I did get a bit turned off by FOP for recycling its jokes way too much. A little tiny bit of irony, giving how many of these female farting stories I've written over the years.
It was a normal day in Dimmsdale. Timmy Turner was having the love doves over Trixie Tang, who ignored Timmy as she kept walking by herself, getting the attention of everyone because she was popular. Cosmo and Wanda popped up behind Timmy, who was outside of school in the schoolyard.
"It's just not fair!" Timmy exclaimed as he waved his arms about frantically. "I love Trixie, but she doesn't pay attention to me! If only there was someway for me to approach her without her ignoring me."
Wanda shook her head as she folded her arms. "I don't know, squirt. I think it's better that you focus on bettering your own life and making the right choices."
"Or, he could have fun and make stupid wishes that he'll end up regretting!" Cosmo exclaimed as he raised his wand, with it flashing bright as a wish was granted.
Suddenly without warning, Trixie Tang's stomach grumbled, with everyone feeling awkward as Trixie slightly blushed, placing her right hand over her stomach. A few seconds afterward, Trixie farted loudly, her dress being lifted by her obnoxious gas as she gasped, as did everyone else, who fainted from shock. Cosmo, Wanda, and Timmy blinked in astonishment as Trixie screamed, placing her hands on her face.
"Oh no! I got bad gas again!" Trixie exclaimed as she shook her head in disbelief, letting out another toot. "It's just like the time I went to that All You Can Eat Buffet in Dalesdimm..."
Timmy and Wanda glared at Cosmo as Cosmo shrugged, meekly chuckling.
"Oh come on, you wished for this!" Cosmo stated as he shook his head. "At least now you get to have Trixie, Timmy!"
"Yes, but he didn't ask to make her gassy." Wanda pinpointed as she folded her arms in annoyance, murmuring.
Timmy waved his right hand frantically as he could smell Trixie's fart from his location. "Yeah, Cosmo. You really need to force yourself to think for once." His face turned green as he was ready to puke, smelling how rancid it was.
