Knuckles at the Hippies house.
Disclaimers!!:
I do not own Sonic, which is very good for him, because I would probably kill him.
I will be writing this story with Radman, a far better writer than me.
Chapter One: Evil Hippies of doom!!
The adventure started when the High Sonic told Knuckles "You should try crack too, precious,"
Knuckles replied "Na, I'm not stupid like you are."
"Yes you are precious."
"No I'm not"
"Yes"
"No"
"Yes"
"NO!!"
"Okay"
BUT NOW, KNUCKLES, YOU MUST RUN FROM THE EVIL HIPPIES!!
"Who is that? And where are evil hippies?" Knuckles asked absentmindedly as he was attacked by evil hippies of doom and dragged off to the hippies house. Then he absentmindedly asked "Why are they hippies of doom?"
One of the hippies answered him "Because we use toilet paper!!1!!1!!1!!1!!"
"Okay..."
"Now you must stay and get high."
"No."
"Yes"
"Yes"
"No"
"Yes"
"No"
"Okay you win, I won't." Knuckles said as he left.
The crazy psychiatrist of turkey was overwhelm by the two simple questions that Knuckles asked. Why do you wear glasses and are you gay. Both answers are truly yes don't asked how.
And if anyone dares to touch the ground they walk on they will DIE!! Peaceful deaths.
Knuckles went back to his house and as soon as he was back in his house a crowd of angry chickens were gathered around his house. They screamed to him "Let us in" "We want equal rights" and assorted not-having-to-do-with-the-reason-there-really-there-questions. Knuckles came out with a unloaded Nerf gun. The chickens could see that the gun was unloaded, but they were on crack so all surrendered their eggs. Then, one by one, Knuckles shot each one of them with the unloaded gun, and they all died.
Then, out of the sky dropped massive rubber bands onto the world and all of the world was destroyed.
Then Knuckles woke up, completely ok, not worried about a thing, until a High Sonic came up to him, and then he screamed like a little girl and peed his bed while being 50 feet away from it.
I know, it needs work, but I'm new so take it easy, ok. Thanks for any review.
