Arghhhhhhhh. Carlisle is making us write this STUPID STUPID STUPID GAY STUPID blog thing. I was calling Jasper gay, until Carlisle told me I had to write one as well. I think Rose is just as angry as I am.
I MEAN JUST WHY DO YOU EVEN HAVE TO WRITE A BLOG? WHAT WILL IT DO TO IMPROVE MY LIFE?
This is so gay.
Well… Here it goes…
I was playing Xbox in my room. My character had just successfully killed 56 innocent villagers, 3 houses and blown up 6 building in under 3 minuets! Woo! New record! So that was good. And then Rose came in and we spent time together. Yeahhh. Usually I play with Jasper, and he always wins. That sucks. But sometimes we team up and kill people. That's fun.
After that, we heard loads of yelling down stairs. So, naturally I went to investigate. Edward was chasing Stephanie. He was covered in flour. When he finally cornered her, I yelled "CAT FIGHT!" For ages. That was fun. Then Rose and Alice and Jasper and stuff came up stairs. And everyone yelled. Then someone yelled at me. I yelled at them back. So did Rose. After that, we were all sent to our rooms.
SO THAT WAS LE FANTASTIQUE.
I played Xbox again for a few hours. Rosalie yelled because she wanted to watch TV. I yelled that I didn't want to. She yelled. I yelled. In the end, she ended up playing with me.
Emmett out.
