You're A Demigod, Percy
"You're a demigod Percy."
"I'm a... WHAT?!"
"Percy, you're a demigod."
" I'm a what?!"
" A demigod, Percy."
" I'm a DEMIGOD?!"
"Yes Percy, you're a demigod."
"But I'm just Percy."
"Well, "Just Percy", you're a demigod."
"But I'm just Percy!"
" No, "Just Percy", you - are a demigod!"
"Listen here Chiron, I'm just Percy!"
"NO! Percy, you are a demigod!"
" I'm not a demigod, Chiron, I'm just Percy!"
"Listen Percy, you are a demigod!"
" No Chiron, I'm just Percy!"
"Percy, for Zeus's sake, you are a demigod!"
A DEMIGOD?! I'm just Percy!
"Nooo, "Just Percy"! You're a demigod."
"I'm not a demigod, Chiron, I'm just Percy."
"Noooooo. Just Percy. You are a demigod."
"I'm not a demigod, Chiron!"
"PERCY, you are a demigod!"
"Listen here Chiron! you FAT OAF! I'm not a FUCKING DEMIGOD!"
"For Olympus sake Percy, what is with this language?! You're a FUCKING DEMIGOD."
" I don't give a FUCK you FAT HAIRY BASTARD! I'm not a FUCKING WIZARD!"
"Listen Percy, you're going to go to Camp Half-Blood and do QUESTS and SHIT. And you're going to be FUCKING pleased about it!"
" I don't WANT to do your FUCKING quests you BASKET CASE! Stick it up your fucking DICK-HOLE!"
"My fucking WHAT?!"
"CHIRON, y'er pushing me over the FUCKING line!"
" No I'm not. You are a Demigod! You're going to go to Camp Half-Blood, you're going to do quests, you'll get a pen, you'll get a fucking horse, he'll deliver your mail - DEAL WITH IT. YA TWAT."
" I'M GOING TO FUCKING PUT MY DICK IN THE HORSE!"
" I did that when I was younger, and that was a bad move. You, are a demigod."
"I'm a WHAT?!"
"YOU'RE A WIZARD PERCY, FOR FUCK SAKE, LISTEN TO MEH!"
"Chiron I've been through this I don't give a BLOODY FUCK WHAT YOU THINK."
"This is NOT negotiable! You come with me you SPECCY BOWL-HAIRED CUT FUCK SMALL DICK SKINNY CUNT EAT MORE WANKER"
"I'LL FUCKING SET YER BEARD ON FIRE!"
" 'MON THEN YA LITTLE SPECCY CUNT, SQUARE-GO LIKE!"
"I'LL FUCKING BURST YE'"
Right you, you little wank stain. If you don't get your act together, I'm gonna drag you to Camp Half-Blood. You'll get a wand, you'll get a horse that'll deliver your SHITEY meal and that'll be that and you'll enjoy it ya' sch-ch-ff-chhssh-chinky.
" I'll fucking GNAW yer ARM off, Chiron!"
"Listen you, get near my arm and I'll slap you across the face like a little BITCH"
" I'll PUMP ye' SILLY."
"C'MON THEN YA CUNT"
"SUCK MAH PIXIE DICK YA CHUBBY COON!"
" I'll RUPTURE YOUR FUCKING ANUS WITH MAH MASSIVE HORSE COCK!"
" I'll RIP YER GIANT DICK OFF AND BASH YE ACROSS THE JAW WITH IT"
"LET'S GO RIGHT NOW BRING IT ON YA LITTLE WANK!"
