I like toast

I want toast

Toast is MLG

So I decided to make toast, because I was bored and was convicted for murdering someone.

Owning the same nail polish does not a murderer make, by the way.

So I made toast.

I ate the toast.

MMMM MMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

TASTY

Alright

That tasted MLG

Now I'm going to read a book.

"Hey little boy, wanna have some fun?" said Mike Meekins, the sexy pornstar night guard.

"Yes" said Kristoph.

They then read books.

End of MLG story.