I like toast
I want toast
Toast is MLG
So I decided to make toast, because I was bored and was convicted for murdering someone.
Owning the same nail polish does not a murderer make, by the way.
So I made toast.
I ate the toast.
MMMM MMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
TASTY
Alright
That tasted MLG
Now I'm going to read a book.
"Hey little boy, wanna have some fun?" said Mike Meekins, the sexy pornstar night guard.
"Yes" said Kristoph.
They then read books.
End of MLG story.
