The Swietie Man Can!
by Mizhowlinmad (HBF), 2010
Disclaimer: The original song lyrics to "Candy Man" copyright Leslie Bricusse and Anthony Newley. This is not for profit and is purely my demented imagination at work. Enjoy!
Who can take some catfood
Right out of the tin
Make it look so edible
It really is a sin
The Swietie Man
The Swietie Man can…
The Swietie Man can 'cause he works for MNU and wants to change the world
(Wants to change the world…)
Who can meet a prawnling
Have a little fun
Join up with his Dad
And shoot some really kickass guns
The Swietie Man?
The Swietie Man!
The Swietie Man can 'cause he works for MNU and wants to change the world
(Wants to change the world…)
Wikus, he can make
All of Jo'burg shake
Paranoia and mutations
He's not even half bad lookin'
Once you get past that fookin' (arm!)
Who can save his planet
From corruption, hate and greed
Have a couple shootouts
And then really go to seed
The Swietie Man?
Wikus surely can
The Swietie Man can 'cause he works for MNU and wants to change the world
(Wants to change the world…)
And the world gets changed, 'cause Wikus fookin' would
