The Swietie Man Can!

by Mizhowlinmad (HBF), 2010

Disclaimer: The original song lyrics to "Candy Man" copyright Leslie Bricusse and Anthony Newley. This is not for profit and is purely my demented imagination at work. Enjoy!

Who can take some catfood

Right out of the tin

Make it look so edible

It really is a sin

The Swietie Man

The Swietie Man can…

The Swietie Man can 'cause he works for MNU and wants to change the world

(Wants to change the world…)

Who can meet a prawnling

Have a little fun

Join up with his Dad

And shoot some really kickass guns

The Swietie Man?

The Swietie Man!

The Swietie Man can 'cause he works for MNU and wants to change the world

(Wants to change the world…)

Wikus, he can make

All of Jo'burg shake

Paranoia and mutations

He's not even half bad lookin'

Once you get past that fookin' (arm!)

Who can save his planet

From corruption, hate and greed

Have a couple shootouts

And then really go to seed

The Swietie Man?

Wikus surely can

The Swietie Man can 'cause he works for MNU and wants to change the world

(Wants to change the world…)

And the world gets changed, 'cause Wikus fookin' would