The Wesker Song
Wesker was in the work-out room at the S.T.A.R.S Headquarters. He just got done doing his squat thrusts. The blonde man was tired in the legs. Wesker didn't want to smelly up his brand new car. So the man decided to take a shower there. Wesker walked in the shower room, and grabbed his lavender body wash from his Prada bag. He then strutted into a vacant shower. Wesker turned the cold water knob on first. When the water hit him he then said, "Oooooh!" in a high tone.
Wesker than started singing, 'I'm too sexy for my soap' barely above a whisper. The blonde male then got a better idea. Wesker poked his head out of the shower curtain, making sure no one was around. Luckily there was no one. Returning to his shower Wesker started making his own song.
I Am The Wesk!
Look at the soapy suds on my bod-ayyy!
I Am The Wesk!
Look at my sexy, slicked back hairrr!
I Am The Wesk!
Every transvestite wants to date me!
I Am The Wesk!
Jill thinks I'm sex-ayyyy!
I Am The Wesk!
And so does Chrisss!
Chris stared in disbelief as the man in the shower sang his 'song'. "Wesker!" The muscular brunette yelled. Wesker's eyes widened. "Ocupado!" The blonde man yelled in a feminine Spanish accent. Chris rolled his eyes at Wesker's failed attempt to disguise himself. So the brunette left. Wesker sighed in relief, and when the man was sure Chris was gone he started to sing his song again.
Wesker is absolutely not gay, we just love to make fun of him.(:
My friend,Sheva Alomar, helped me write this story. You should read her new AloField(Chris & Sheva.) story. It's called 'One Step At A Time'!
Thanks for viewing! Reviews please?
