Ways To Annoy The KH Characters

Hello people! Welcome to my first try at a humorous story! crowd cheers Where the heck are you! Get here you two!
Sora: sigh here
Riku:grumbles Right here.
Me: ALRIGHT!
Sora and Riku: Why are we here again?
Me: Because I made you and I need you right besides me. gulps Ok never mind! Go chu! Away! starts pushing them out
Sora: Stop pushing!
Me: NO! Away! closes the door behind them Ok you guys enjoy these chapter :)

Happy reading!

Chapter one: Annoying Riku (starting ME!)

1st way is to….TROW SHOES AT HIM!

Riku laid down on the Paopu tree's trunk with his eyes closed when I sneak up the bridge with Sora's oversize shoes in hand and snickers grabbing one and pointing it at the silver haired teen.

"Bonsai!" Throws the shoe and it hits him right on the side of the head and he falls over the trunk.

"What the hell!" He has that angry "I'm going to kill whoever did it" look but before he sees me I throw the other shoe and it lands right on his face.

"RUN AWAY!" Leaves a twitching Riku on the ground with the red mark of where the shoe hit him. His eyes had turned into swirls and his mouth was opened and twitching.

2nd way is to….TACKLE HIM TO THE GROUND!

Riku walked through the beach trying to find the idiot who threw shoes at him when she shows up standing in front of him with an innocent smile.

"HIYAH!" I jump and land on top of him with his face on the sand. "Seen Sora's shoes? He's been looking for them." He grumbled and I quickly got off and starts running away with him after me with sand on his face.

3rd way is to…HIT HIM WITH A FISH!

Riku is raging in anger looking around for the crazy girl who tackled him to the ground after he lost her.

"SHOW YOURSELF!" Well he did asked for it. I come behind him with a huge rubber fish in hand.

"FISH FIGHT!" He turns around just to get whacked in the face. He falls down with the swirls back on his eyes and making circles over his head. "Uh…Riku?" I start to poke him and takes out a make-up kit.

Sneaks away sticking out tongue and making a peace sing.

ME: YAY! That was fun! To write and I hope it got you guys at least smiling. I know it's short but maybe I'll make the next one longer. Next up: SORA!

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See ya next time!