This is my first fic, and I hope you like the idea. If you like the idea, and wish to be featured in it, please PM me. It is first-come-first-served, so I apologise to anyone who doesn't get in. I will only be using three or four extras. Just a pre-warning. I will explain in full later.
Disclaimer: I do not own the PJO series, and anything it contains.
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The girl sat at her computer, and glanced furtively around. Happy that no one was watching her, she opened up Microsoft Office Word and began to write...
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Artemis was bored. She had done her homework, cleaned her room and written the next few chapters of a story she wanted to post. I could eat, people do that when they're bored she mused. She picked up the phone next to her and dialled Angel's number. All she got was the answering machine. Hi, this is Angel, I can't come to the phone right now so please leave a message! Thanks! Artemis had called Angel several times already, so she didn't bother leaving a message. She could always call Nessi... No, Nessi was away for the weekend. Where was Angel? It was always possible that she was absorbed in some fic, though there were rarely any good enough to bother getting absorbed in. Maybe she should go on FanFiction. No. There's better things to do than stare at a screen for an hour. Or two, Or three. What else is there to do though? You've done everything you need to. Ugh. Fine. I give up. One hour. Only one! She decided, hoping there was something decent for her to read.
Artemis logged on, and checked to see if she had any PMs, regarding anything. Nothing. My friends have ditched me! She thought. Well, not really. It's hard to ditch someone when you haven't seen them for a while. Artemis wasn't sure whether to go to the 39 Clues archive or the Percy Jackson and the Olympians archive. Percy Jackson had more stuff, but the 39 Clues was in better condition. Going against her better judgement, she chose Percy Jackson.
The phone rang beside her, and she jumped, accidently opening the first fic. She picked up the phone, and answered it.
"Hello this is Artemis." she said.
"Oh, hi Artemis, it's Angel. I got your message. Well, messages. How many did you need to send?" Angel replied, laughing.
"Well, I might have the wrong number!" Artemis replied defensively.
"Arty, you have me in your contacts. You've called me from your contacts before. It is not wrong." Angel said.
"How may times do I have to tell you not to call me Arty?" Artemis replied, sounding slightly annoyed
"Sorry, Arty, I forgot." Angel replied. Artemis sighed, imagining Angel's smirk.
"Please, it is Artemis!"
"Okay, okay, Artemis."
"Thank you."
"So, why did you call me?"
"Oh, I was bored."
"Was? As in, past tense?"
"Yeah, I'm on FanFiction now."
"Good luck finding something good to read!" Angel laughed. "Oh, gotta go, Mum's calling. I might meet you on FanFiction later, 'kay?"
"Sure-" Artemis replied, but Angel had already hung up.
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She turned to the fic she had accidently opened, and for a second thought that it was in another language. Then she realised that the jumble of letters was text-talk, and so-called words. She rolled her eyes, but read it anyway.
hi im julienia gradiella and im realy purty uve neva b4 seen such beauty cause in da most beautifil so dont try and be beta cuz ya cant my hair is golden and siky smoot and I went to goode high skool and dats were I met percy jackson and hes so hot he sed he has a girlfrend but I said no im betta so go out witt me not her shes not preteyr dan me so go out wiv me. he said ok ill go out wiv u annabeth doesnt deserve me he said i said yeah ok and we kissed and went that waz an awesome chappie yah? See ya soon no flames cus ure jelus!
Artemis made a small noise of disgust at the fic. Troll was the first thing she thought. She didn't mind parodies, but she hated trolling.
Her gaze flickered up to the 'review' link, and her eyes widened in astonishment. One hundred and eight, no, nine reviews for a three chapter trolling attempt. She opened the review link and flicked through them. Just as she had expected, they were all flames, well all but six. This was what trolls want! They want flames, and would only stop if you ignored them.
She contemplated reviewing, but decided that that would only add fuel to the flames. Instead of reviewing, Artemis decided to sent the author a Private Message. She opened the author's profile, and selected 'Send PM'. She thought for a while, before typing
Hi! This is Artemis.
Could you please help me by stopping your troll account? I don't know whether you have another one or not, but I hate trolls. The Percy Jackson and the Olympians archive is already dying. We don't need things like this adding to it, and speeding up its death.
Thanks!
~Artemis~
Artemis re-read it, then deleted it. There was no use sending it. She then changed her mind and re-typed it, sending it before she could change her mind again.
She then found her latest PM conversation with Angel, and continued on from that.
Hey Angel!
Ugh. I found another troll. I sent them a PM, but I doubt it will help. I'm so sick of this! Maybe I should leave FanFiction. I don't thing ANYTHING can help. Oh, and have you heard from Nessi?
~Artemis~
She hit send and leaned back in the swivel chair, running her fingers over the cool leather armrests. A reply from Angel arrived, and she scanned it.
Hey Artemis!
ANOTHER one? That's four today! Who was it? We shouldn't leave, they all need us! And who would run The Artemis Foundation? No, I haven't heard from Nessi. She's back Monday, though.
Angel
Artemis quickly typed a reply.
Angel,
Yeah, another one. FOUR? That many! Are they all new? This one, iwillmarypercyjakson, is pretty new. Only been on a week, but her 'story' has one hundred and nine reviews and counting! The story was 'percy gats a betta girlfriend'
~Artemis~
She sat back again and waited. Sure enough, five minutes later, she got a reply.
Arty,
I didn't get that one before. Yeah, they're all new. They all had masses of reviews, too! Did you review? I'm going to check it out, so I won't reply instantly.
Angel
Artemis rolled her eyes at the nickname, before typing.
Hi, The,
I didn't review. Give me some credit, I'm not that stupid. It's sad that good stories get almost no reviews, whilst troll get heaps!
~Artemis~
After she'd sent it, she noticed another PM from iwillmarypercyjakson.
Wats a trol? Rnt trols ugly end hry? Imbewtiful and pj luvs me! Ure a meenie!
Artemis exhaled angrily, her eyes flashing dangerously. War. She thought, hitting the reply button.
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A/N So, what did you think? To explain my other A/N, there will be real FF authors fighting the trolls, and real FF authors with the trolls. I need six people. It's names I need, and I don't want to use anyone without your permission. PLEASE PM me. I won't accept review ones. It is first-come-first-served, so sorry if you don't get it. You will all get roles that may include speaking or PMing. Please say wheter you want to be a troll-supporter or non-troll. I will choose the first three of each. WARNING: YOU MAY NOT BE IN CHARACTER! Yes, I have Angel and Nessi's permission.
