Left 4 Dead in Real Life
Chapter 1: The Beginnings.
"AWWW hell no boy! Why are we up here in this building, or hotel for no god dang reason?" Coach says.
"Fuck you Valve. Why you put me in this game with a black guy, a black girl, and a redneck?" Nick shouts.
"Don't be racist. People play this." Rochelle argues.
"Yeah. 17+ mature play this game. Although I'm sure nobody pays attention to that peace of crap anyways.
The group keeps on conflicting till the helicopter makes its appearance over the hotel passing the group.
"NUUUUUU come back helicopter. COME BACK!" Ellis shouts running to the edge of the building in which they're in.
"Ya think that fucking helicopter saw us?" Coach says.
"Of course they did. They're just being major fucks. It's part of the game."
"I don't want to play anymore" Rochelle cries.
Coach walks over to her. Slaps her. SMACK! Then says…
"We're the black ones. We're supposed to be tough!"
Rochelle slaps him back.
"YOU RACIST FUCK" and wanders off to cry like the bitch we all know she is.
"Dang woman" Nick says surprised at the sudden turn of aggravation. "One time my cousin Keith—"Nick interrupts. "Nobody gives a shit about your crazy ass, gay ass cousin Keith ya hillbilly!"
Ellis disregards and ignores." Yo! There's some weapons over here. A crow bar, axe and some pistols!"
Ellis picks up the one axe.
"Hey I wanted an axe ya bum!" Nick shouts.
"Calm down, there is like infinite axes for some reason. Same for crow bar and pistols."
Coach says," These pistols. Are stuck to the table. WHY CAN'T I PICK UP THE PISTOLS! AGRGRRRG!"
Rochelle says," What the fuck? Coach don't be such a dumb ass. That's how they are. Just press X"
Cricket. Cricket. Cricket. . Cricket. Cricket.
"Umm Rochelle I think you're playing on the X-Box 360 version…"
"I know! Why? What's the problem?"
Cricket. Cricket.
"We're all playing on the PC version. OMG Rochelle! Only Rochelle!" Nick exclaims.
"LOL" Coach says.
"LOL?" Ellis questions.
"You know what I don't even know anymore. Let's move on guys. Hopefully there is something better up ahead of our journey." Nick says confidently.
"Yeah fuck it. Just fuck it all. Kill them zombies and survive and stuff." Ellis says.
"GIRL POWER!" Rochelle says while putting her hand in the middle of the group.
Cricket. Cricket.
Coach pulls out his gun. Points it at Rochelle's arm and pull the trigger…
"OWWW! What the fuck Coach. Now my health bar is at 99. NOT 100! Heal, heal, heal…" Rochelle tries to heal but cant.
"LOL noob. You can't go back to 100 again." Coach laughs.
"Rochelle just quit and rejoin our server so you'll have 100 health!" Ellis says.
"AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT!" Rochelle exclaims.
"Ok seriously we have to move dip shits" Nick says.
And so the group moves. Through the exit and down the stairs. Just at the exit door. And they open it…
"AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT!"
Hey guys. This is my second story. Leave a review on what you thought. Follow and favorite please. By the way Check out my first story finished not so long ago called, "The Loner." Here's the link s/10628430/1/A-Loner. There are 7 chapters. But pretty short ones. Give it a read. Review on that story too. Next chapter might not be up for a while. But it will be up. That's all for now.
