TITLE: Requirements
SERIES: My Latest Victim
AUTHOR: Chelli
DISCLAIMER: I don't own any of the WWF Divas, or any other wrestlers for that matter… excuse me while I go cry
RATING: PG-13
SUMMARY: DDP wants another victim…
NOTES: From DDP's perspective. Got this idea from Smackdown! 6/19 (guess what the spoiler is!)
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You know, I thought I'd had them all (at least, all of them that were worth having.) I stalked Sara. I kidnapped Debra. After those two, what's left? What's something that's bigger and better, something that will shock them all?
Something that might not be so shocking is that I'm sick and tired of attacking girls with powerful husbands. I want the fame without the work...
what good is fame if your too messed up to enjoy it?
That was one of the flaws in my first plan; I did it the hard way. I didn't play dirty enough. But I've learned... and theres a price my new girl's gonna pay for it.
This new girl... she can't be just anyone. After all, I have strict standards for the girls I assault:
She has to be blonde (which eliminates Steph, Ivory, Jackie, Chyna, and Lita… I might've bent the rules just for Lita, if it wasn't for my latest girl...)She can't be on my side of Invasion (no Stacy or Torrie)
She has to have a solid relationship with another man (buh-bye Tori, Trish and Terri… that's right, I said SOLID relationship. It's not solid if your man loves his mop more than you.)
she has to be willing to stick with her man through thick and thin… because that's what I want to break. What's the fun if there's no one to fight except her?
And most importantly... she's got to make me famous! And who could make me more famous than half of the cutest couple in the WWF?
One girl was everything I dreamed, and more. Guess who met all of my requirements, and then some?
Little Miss Molly Holly.
Watch Out Spikey, the Diamond Cutter's coming.
~FINIS~
tell me if I should post more or if it's good like this~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
